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JUST A MINUTE SUBJECTS! For each subject, the transcript of what was said on each subject can be found by going to the history page here, and finding the relevant episode.
A? - Amy ?, AB - Ann Bryson, AC - Alun Cochrane, AG - Annabel Giles, AH - Andy Hamilton, AM - Andree Melly, AMa - Aimi Macdonald, AMar - Alfred Marks, AMc - Alistair McGowan, AMu - Al Murray, AP - Anuvab Pal, AS - Arthur Smith, ASa - Alexei Sayle, AU - Arun Uttamchandani, AW - Anona Winn, BB - Bill Bailey, BBl - Barbara Blake, BC - Barry Cryer, BCa - Barbara Castle, BCr - Bernard Cribbins, BD - Blythe Duff, BJ - Brian Johnston, BM - Betty Marsden, BMo - Bob Monkhouse, BR - Beryl Reid, BS - Brian Sewell, BT - Barry Took, CA - Chris Addison, CB - Clare Balding, CBi - Carol Binstead, CBr- Cyrus Broacha, CC - Charles Collingwood, CCh - Craig Charles, CF - Clement Freud, CFe - Craig Ferguson, CI - Charmian Innes, CM - Carolyn Marshall, CN - Chris Neill, CQ - Caroline Quentin, CT - Christopher Timothy, D? - David ?, DC - Denise Coffey, DG - Dave Gorman, DH - Diane Hart, DJ - David Jacobs, DM - David Mitchell, DN - Derek Nimmo, DO - Dara O'Briain, Do? - Douglas ?, DT - David Tennant, DW - Dale Winton, EF - Emma Freud, EI - Eddie Izzard, ER - ESther Rantzen, ES - Eleanor Summerfield, ESl - Emily Slade, ESt - Elaine Stritch, FB - Fern Britton, FD- Francesca Daly, FF - Fenella Fielding, FG - Fi Glover, FM - Fred MacAulay, FS - Frank Skinner, GB - Gyles Brandreth, GG - Graeme Garden, GJ - Geraldine Jones, GK - Gerry Kelly, GN - Graham Norton, GP - Greg Proops, GW - Gary Wilmot, HBl - Henry Blofeld, HB - Hugh Bonneville, HBo - Helen Boaden, HBu - Hannibal Buress, HD - Hugh Dennis, HH - Hattie Hayridge, HK - Henry Kelly, HL - Helen Lederer, HM - Hamish McRae, HW - Holly Walsh, IB - Isla Blair, IC - Ian Carmichael, IH - Ian Hislop, IM - Ian Messiter, IMc - Ian McMillan, J? - Joe ?, JA - Juno Alexander, JAc- James Acaster, JB - Janet Brown, JBa - Joan Bakewell, JBad - John Baddeley, JBe - Jeremy Beadle, JBi - John Bishop, JBr - Jo Brand, JBy- Jason Byrne, JC - Julian Clary, JCa - Jo Caulfield, JCal- Jonah Calkin, JD - Jack Dee, JE - Jenny Eclair, JF - John Fortune, JFi - John Finnemore, JG - Janey Godley, JH - Jeremy Hardy, JJ - John Junkin, JL - Josie Lawrence, JLo - Josie Long, JLy - Joe Lycett, JM - Jean Marsh, JMa - Jason Manford, JMac - Jacqueline MacKenzie, JMo - Justin Moorhouse, JMu - Jimmy Mulville, JR - Jan Ravens, JRo - Jonathan Ross, JS - Jim Sweeney, JSe - John Sergeant, JT - Joan Turner, JW - Josh Widdicombe, JWh - June Whitfield, K? - Kallaivanan ?, KB - Ken Bruce, KE - Kevin Eldon, KEv - Kenny Everett, KF - Kitty Fry, KG - Kerry Godliman, KHH - Kit Hesketh-Harvey, KR - Kenneth Robinson, KRo - Kate Robbins, KRy - Katherine Ryan, KW - Kenneth Williams, KWh - Katharine Whitehorn, LB - Lucy Bartlett, LBe - Lucy Beaumont, LC - Lorraine Chase, LD - Lottie Davies, LF - Liz Fraser, LFe - Lynn Ferguson, LG - Liza Goddard, LM - Lee Mack, LP - Lance Percival, LPu - Libby Purves, LS - Linda Smith, LSh - Leonardo Shaw, LSi - Lee Simpson, LT - Liza Tarbuck, M? - Mathilda ?, MB - Marcus Brigstocke, MC - Michael Cashman, MF - Mariella Frostrup, MJ - Miles Jupp, MJa - Martin Jarvis, MK - Miriam Karlin, MKi - Miles Kington, ML - Maureen Lipman, MLi - Moira Lister, MM - Maria McErlane, MMa - Miriam Margolyes, MMc - Mike McShane, MMe - Malcolm Messiter, MP - Magnus Pyke, MPa - Michael Palin, MW - Michael Wood, MWa - Mark Watson, NK - Nish Kumar, NM - Neil Mullarkey, NP - Nicholas Parsons, NR - Nick Revell, O? - Oliver ?, OO - Owen O'Neill, PA - Pam Ayres, PC - Peter Cook, PE - Pippa Evans, PJ - Peter Jones, PJu - Phill Jupitus, PK - Patrick Kielty, PM - Paul Merton, PMc - Pauline McLynn, PMcC - Pete McCarthy, PMo - Patrick Moore, PS - Paul Sinha, PSc - Prunella Scales, R? - Rufus ?, RA - Ray Alan, RB - Rob Brydon, RBa - Roberta Bannister, RBu - Rob Buckman, RC - Rosa Calcraft, RF - Rebecca Front, RG - Rhod Gilbert, RH - Richard Herring, RHo - Rufus Hound, RHou - Renee Houston, RI - Robin Ince, RJ - Ruth Jones, RK - Russell Kane, RM - Richard Murdoch, RMo - Richard Morton, RN - Ross Noble, RS - Richard Stilgoe, RT - Russell Tovey, RV - Richard Vranch, RW - Rick Wakeman, RWa - Roy Walker, S? - Sophie ?, SB - Simon Bates, SC - Susan Calman, SF - Stephen Fry, SFr - Steve Frost, SH - Sheila Hancock, SK - Shappi Khorsandi, SKA - Stephen K. Amos, SL - Sean Lock, SM - Stephen Mangan, SP - Sue Perkins, SPo - Su Pollard, SPu - Steve Punt, SS - Sophie Shanahan, SSm - Sarah Smart, ST - Sandi Toksvig, SU - Stanley Unwin, SW - Simon Williams, SWe - Suki Webster, TA - Toni Arthur, TAl - Tom Allen, TB - Tony Banks, TBe - Teddie Beverley, TBl - Tony Blackburn, TBT - Tim Brooke-Taylor, TH - Tony Hawks, THi - Thora Hird, TO - Tom O'Connor, TR - Tim Rice, TRo - Ted Robbins, TS - Tony Slattery, TT - Tommy Trinder, TV - Tim Vine, TW - Terry Wogan, US - Una Stubbs, VF - Vanessa Feltz, VS - Victor Spinetti, VW - Victoria Wood, WE - Wilma Ewart, WF - William Franklyn, WM - Warren Mitchell, WP - Will Pearce, WR - Wendy Richard, WRu - William Rushton, WS - Will Self, WT - William Tyrrell, ZL- Zoe Lyons, ZS - Zrey Sholapurkar. A and E - 877: PM, GB. (the) A to Z - 557: PM, SF, CF, LT. 686: GB, CF, GN. (the) aardvark - 725: TR, SP. aardvarks - 534: TR, CF, PM. (the) abacus - 903: JE, RHo, ZL. (the) abdabs - 113: PJ, AM, KW. above the clouds - J10: JE, ESl. Abraham Lincoln - 453: PJ, PM, KHH. absolute bliss - 50: KW, DN, CF. absolute gravity - 254: PMo, KW, DN. absurdities - 200: GG, CF. accents - 726: PM. accepting unwanted presents - 310: PJ, CF, DN. achievement - 319: PJ, JBe, CF. achieving longevity - 767: PM, TH, NP. Achilles - 628: TR, LS, CN, TH. Achilles heel - 443: SF, PM. (the) acid test - 869: GB, TR, ER. (an) acid tongue - 651: PM, JC, CF. acquired taste - 770: GB, PM. acronyms - 574: SP, TH, KHH. (the) Acropolis - 901: PS, MWa, JG. 902: SP, GB, PM. across the pond - 836: SM, TH, KG. actors - 394: DN, TR. 523: MJa, GN, CF. acupuncture - 278: DN, PJ, CF. 546: CF, BC, GN. Adam's apple - 694: GN, SP, PM. adders - 345: JBad, CF, DN, KW. 407: DN, CF, PJ. adding it up - 224: PJ. admirable virtues - 72: AM, CF, DN. Admiral Collingwood - 654: CC, SP, TH, PM. Adonis - 474: DN, JC, PM, CF. adulation - 167: CF, KW. (the) advantage I have - 166: AM, DN. (the) advantages of a greater vocabulary - 823: GB, TH, PM. (the) advantages of being a woman - 550: JE, PM. (the) advantages of being female - 44: FF, DN. (the) advantages of living - 60: CF, KW. (the) advantages of not being on the telephone - 38: CF, DN, MK. adventure - 60: GJ, CF. advertising - 422: CF, WR, DN. TV35: LS, PJ, MM. advice from my hairdresser - 778: JL, KHH. advice to a 21-year-old girl - 286: CF, DN, KW. aerobatics - 86: DN, CF, KW. aestheticism - 68: KW. 160: CF, AM, KW. (an) affair I'd like to have had - 329: AMa, JR, KW. affairs of consequence - 157: CF, DN. affectations - 216: SH. affection - 99: CF. after dinner speakers - 403: CF, TR, DN. after dinner speaking - 289: CF. 493: CF, PM, ML. 715: CF, DM, SH, PM. after midnight - 737: GB, JE, PM. after the deluge - 278: PJ, CF. Agatha Christie - 838: LT, AC, PM. age - 78: CF, DN. (the) age of the dinosaur - 749: TH, AC, PM. ageism - 554: GN, RN, CF. agents - TV30: TO, LG, RV, RMo. Agincourt - 860: JW, SH, PM. (an) agony aunt - 840: PM, RK, HW. agony aunts - TV40: MM, SPu, WR. 521: PM, SF. 715: SH, DM, PM. Aimee Semple MacPherson - 248: KW, PJ. Aimi Macdonald - 281: CF, KW, AMa. air cushions - 309: DN. (an) air of authority - 579: CF, PM, GN. air ships - 194: PJ, DN. air stewardesses - 383: CF, DN. airport security - 951: MMc, PM. airports - TV47: LS, WR, MM. 883: SH. Al Capone - 127: KW, DN. Aladdin - 229: CF, DN. Albert Einstein - 139: KW, DN, CF. 890: SH, GB, PM, TA. Albert Einstein's theory of relativity - 547: PM, JC. (the) Albert Hall - 856: SC. alchemy - 341: WF, DN, PJ, KW. 456: KHH, PJ. Alexander Graham Bell - 419: DN, PJ, CF. 872: JL, PM. Alexander Pushkin the Russian poet - 271: KW, DN. alexander technique - 598: TH, LS, CN, CF. Alexander the Great - 130: KW. Alfred Hitchcock - 725: SP, TR, PA. Alfred the Great - 662: PM, GP, CN, CF. algebra - 426: PM, DN, PJ. Alhambra - 569: CN, JE, CF, GB. Ali Baba - 409: PJ, DN, CF. Alice in Wonderland - 950: GB. all day breakfast - 665: CN, TR, PM. all fingers and thumbs - 717: SP, PA, TH. all human life is here - 493: PM, CF, PJ. all mod cons - 666: NM, TH, SP, PM. all over the shop - 883: PM, SH, RN. all the tea in China - 689: SP, GN, PM. all things bright and beautiful - 666: PM, SP. allergies - 461: FM, TH, DN. 530: LS, TH, CF. (the) alphabet - 58: NP, CF, DN. (the) Alps - 269: JBa, DN. alternative comedy - 412: JMu, DN, PM. alternative medicine - 579: CF, LT, GN. alternative methods of transport - 320: PJ, LG, KW. alternative remedies - 799: JE, JC. alternative therapies - 793: SP, PM, LT. alternative uses of Buckingham Palace - TV3: AS. altruism - 802: JE, JC, PM, RH. amateur dramatics - TV35: MC, MM, PJ. amazing people - 395: CF, WR. (the) Amazon - 888: MB, JE, PM. amber - 300: KW, PJ, SH. ambience - 824: SH, PM, JL, RH. ambient trip hop - 583: TH, GN, CF. ambition - 253: KW, SH. Amelia Earhardt - 898: SP, GB, AH. (the) American dream - 570: LS, PM, CF. 711: PM, GB, SP. 766: PM, SF. American football - 392: BC, DN. American pronunciations - 631: CN, PM, RB, CF. American slang - 653: GN, MB, CF, PA. Americanisms - 777: CC, SP, PM. amusement arcades - 595: RN, TH. amusement parks - 777: SP, CC, PM. amusing guests - 148: DN, PJ, CF. amusing the baby - 127: DN, CF. anagrams - 430: CF, WR. 757: SK, RW, GB. analysing a joke - 824: PM. ancient Greece - 470: CF, PM, PJ. (the) Ancient Mariner - 281: KW, CF. ancient unnecessary unrepealed laws - 288: CF, TR. Andrew Jackson - 203: KW, CF. Andy Warhol - 878: JC, PM. (the) angel - TV8: NR, DN, JF, TS. (the) angel of the north - 518: LS, PM, CF. 736: LT, PM. TV49: PM, SP, PJu. anger management - 718: SK, GB, PM, KHH. animal attraction - 685: KHH, JG, TH. MBR>animal husbandry - 843: SK, GB, MB. (the) animal I would be if I were not human - 105: CF, KW, PJ. animal rescue - 439: PM. aniseed balls - 141: CF, DN. Anne Boleyn - 886: ZL, GN. Anne Robinson - 553: PM, LS, GN. anniversaries - 25: CF, AM, DN, KW. annoying drivers - 361: PJ, KW, DN. annoying habits - 618: CF, PM, SFr. annual reports - 20: CF, NP, GJ. anonymous - 902: GB, SP. answer machine messages - 555: RN, CF. 776: RN, JE, GB. answering back - 627: CF, PM, LS. answering machines - 491: BD, TH. answering the telephone - 871: SH, JFi. antidisestablishmentatrianism - 526: CF, SW, JC. 642: TH, CF, KRo, JC. antiques - 70: DN. ants - 383: CF. anyone in the third row - 367: PJ, WF. anyone in this show - 429: WR, TS, CF. anything - 63: DN, CF, GJ. anything and everything - 758: SP. anything I like - 133: DN, CF, KW. anything you like - 844: PM, GN, RI. apathy - 572: PM, CF, TH. aphorisms - 394: PJ, SU, DN. aphrodisiac - 524: MJa, CF. apologising - 616: DO, PM, LM. appearing before an audience - 692: KHH, GB, TH. appearing in panto - 547: JC, JE, CF, PM. appearing in public - 45: KW, CF. 228: CF, AMar, PJ. applause - 20: GJ, NP. (an) apple a day - 895: SF, GN, JL. apple bobbing - 905: ZL, RHo, PM. apple pie - 671: SP. (an) appreciative audience - 154: DN, SH. applause - 386: LP, PJ. apples and pears - 903: PM, ZL, JE. applying makeup - 722: SP. apres ski - TV46: TH, GB. April fool's day - JJAM1: JE, JL. April showers - TV37: CB, TH, WR, SF. 824: JL, PM, SH, RH. apron strings - 503: TH, GN, LS, DN. (the) Arabian nights - 60: CF, GJ. 363: KW. archaic practices - 291: CF, KW, AMa, PJ. archers - 555: CC. arguing with a man - 51: SH, KW, CF. argument - 227: CF, PJ. Aries - 183: PJ, BC, CF. (the) aristocracy - 679: MB, PM, ML. aristocrats - 478: PJ, CF, KHH, PM. Aristotle - 763: PM, SP, FG, SF. arithmetic - 290: TBT, PJ, BT. (the) ark - 717: TH, SP. arm candy - 811: GB. Armand Richelieu - 193: KW, DN. around the campfire - TV50: JC, PM, SF. (the) arrest - 503: TH, DN. (the) arrival of the talkies - 632: PM, CF. art - 109: KW, CF. 374: SU. (the) art of being feminine - 105: AM, PJ, CF. (the) art of blowing your nose in public - 628: CN, TH, TR. (the) art of doing nothing - 269: PJ, KW, DN. (the) art of enjoyment - 314: ML, TR, JJ. (the) art of exaggeration - 709: SP, GB. (the) art of fencing - TV51: RJ, SP. (the) art of flower arranging - 646: CF, KRo, JC. (the) art of gambling - 325: CF, JBe. (the) art of letter writing - 21: CF, GJ. (the) art of listening - 77: KW, CF, DN. 619: PM, CF. (the) art of mime - 658: RN, PM, CF. (the) art of selling ice creams in the cinema - 795: CC, PA, PM, MJ. (the) art of studying - 735: DG, JMo, TH, JL. (the) art of toleration - 181: CF, SH. (the) art of winning at bingo - 2: CF, CBi. (the) art of writing - 296: KW. (the) art of yodelling - 551: RN, TR. Arthur Eric Roughton Gill - 278: KW. Arthur's seat - 441: PM, EI, CF. 555: CC. artificial intelligence - 800: PM, SH. (the) artistic temperament - 373: PJ, KW. Ascot - 384: DN, LP. ash - 224: DN, CF. asparagus - 795: MJ, PA, CC. assessing the strength of a chili - 833: AC, PM, LT. asteroids - 327: KW, DN. astrology - 54: CF. 235: KW, PJ. astronomy - 81: CF, DN. at the airport - J8: SSm, JE, JL. at the Edinburgh Festival - 699: PM, CF. at the end of the day - 440: JE, DN. TV42: WR, LS. Athens - 326: KW, DN, PJ. 346: KW. atlas - 305: CF, DN. 387: DN, CF. attack - 197: KW, PJ, CF. 257: PJ, CF. (an) attack of the hiccups - 312: DN, VW. attracting attention - 107: PJ, KW. attracting someone's attention - 539: PM, LS, KHH. Aturo Toscanini - 306: KW, TR, BJ. (the) au pair girl - 25: AM, CF. auctions - 367: WF, CF. 396: WR, BC, CF. (the) Audean press - 270: KR, MMa, KW. (the) audience - 532: SF, PM. audience participation - 687: PM, MB, CF. August the 11th 1999 - TV37: SFr, CB, TH. Augustus Gracianos - 229: KW, CF. auld lang syne - 63: GJ, DN, CF. 496: TH, BD. 577: CF, PM, GN. auld reekie - 438: PJ, CF, AS, PM. 597: CF. 812: SP, GP. Aunt Sally - 589: KHH, SH, PM. auntie - 497: LS, DN. aunts and uncles - 782: CBr, AP, MB. Aurora Borealis - 847: RI, PM, GN. Australia - 8: AW, CF, DN, LB. Austrian cakes - 393: PJ, TR, DN. autograph hunters - 134: CF, PJ. autographs - 15: CF, CI, DN. 343: PJ, KW. automatic dishwashers - 27: CF, DN. (the) avant garde - 758: SH, PM, MB. (the) average household - 676: AC, TR, CN, PM. (the) average man - 116: AMa, KW, CF. 284: CF, BC, KW, DN. avoiding a party - 348: DN, MJa. avoiding answering letters - 223: CF, KW. avoiding income tax - 73: AM, DN, CF. 567: JC, TH, CF. avoiding the bill in a restaurant - 70: CF, DN, KW. avoiding tax - 354: SH, DN. 426: PJ, PM, CF. award ceremonies - 592: PM, SH, CF. awards - 209: PJ. (an) awful situation - 175: CF, DN. Aylesbury duck - TV2: JH, AS, TS. Ayr - 457: DN, TH, PJ. (the) Aztecs - 758: SP, PM, MB. B movies - 517: LS, PM, GN. baboons - 660: MB, GN, PA, CF. baby boomers - 852 - MB, LBe, GB, PM. babysitting - 130: AM, CF, KW. 518: CF, PM Bach - 779: CC, PM, SP, JC bachelors - 637: CF, PM, GB. (the) back of my hand - 825: RK, RF, PM. (a) back rub - 765: JE, GN, JL, PM. back seat drivers - 810: RH, GB. back to school - 814: JE, JC, PM. back to square one - 652: LT, CN, PM. back to the future - 861: JC, SC. backgammon - 243: PJ, KW, CF, DN. backhanders - 439: PJ, PM. 574: TH, SP. backing - 165: DN, CF, AMa. backing out of the garage - 25: AM, DN, CF. (a) bad apple - 702: GB, OO, CF. bad drivers - 391: LP, WR, RM. bad hair day - 494: JC, DN, CF, PM. TV50: PM, SF, JC. (a) bad joke - 337: GB, BC. (a) bad night - 131: SH, CF, KW. (a) bad practical joke - 317: CF, DN, KW. baddies - 588: CC, PM. badgers - 468: PM, DN, JC. (a) bag for life - 893: ZL, JC, PA, PM. baggage - 720: SK, GB, KHH. (the) bagpipes - 880: MB, FM, PE, PM. bags - 171: DN, JM, PJ. 412: CF, DN. (the) bait - 515: TH, PM. Baker Street - 540: CF, PM. bakewell - TV15: CF, TS, HL. bakewell tarts - 541: CF, LS, TH. 884: GB, PM. baking a cake - JJAM3: JE, JL, JCal, FD. (a) balanced meal - 207: CF, PJ, KW. balancing the books - 208: PJ. balderdash - 101: KW, AMa, CF. (the) ballet - 55: KW, AMa, CF. balloon modelling - 591: RN, CF, TH. ballooning - 376: DN, TR, KW. balloons - 433: CFe, PM. ballroom dancing - 590: CF, PM. 905: ZL, RHo, JE. ballyhoo - 409: CF, PM. 533: CF, TH. balmy evenings - 462: PM, DN, MM. balty - 608: CF, RN. (a) banana skin - 841: PM, SF, JC. bananas - TV29: SPo, JSe. 543: TH, JE, TR, GN. 843: MB, JE. (a) band of men - 885: RHo, GB, PM. bands - 301: DN, PJ. bangers - 91: PJ, CF, AM. 181: DN, SH, CF, KW. TV33: GB, TH, PJ. bangers and mash - 516: CF, PM. 882: TH, JC, PM, bangs - 230: KW, NP, DN, PJ. (a) bank loan - 433: DN, CFe, PJ. (the) bank manager - 17: KW, GJ. bank statements - TV38: SPo, BC, JSe, BS. bankers - 10: CF. banks - 161: CF, AMa, DN. 226: PJ, KW, DN, SH. 367: CF. banquets - 202: CF, KW. (the) banyan tree - 841: JC. bar code - 506: SFr, TS, CF. barbecue - 349: TA, LPu, KW. barbecues - 276: PJ, DN. 526: LS, JC, SW. 597: GP, PM, CF. 895: GN, SF. (the) bard - 682: GN, GB. 874: HW, PM. (the) bare necessities - 485: GK, PM, TR, CF. 538: PM, SP, CF. (a) bargain - 175: AM, CF. 280: CF, DN. barge - 458: CF, PM. bark - 360: KW, TR, GB. barking - TV16: DW, TBl, TS, RV. 730: DM, JC, GB. Barking Creek - TV13: AS, TRo, RV. barking up the wrong tree - 533: TH, SP, CF. barley - 348: DN, PJ. barn dance - 767: SH, PM. Barnum - 377: KW. Baron Corbeaux - 280: KW, DN, CF. bashfulness - 44: KW, CF. basil - 464: CF, DN, PJ. bath - 155: PJ, DN, KW, JM. 285: DN, PJ. bath night - 229: KW, DN, CF. 364: KW, DN. bath Oliver - 487: PM, DN, CF. bath time - 533: SP. TV55: JMa, SK. bathing a baby - 372: SH, TR. bathing baby - 304: PJ, KW. bathing the dog - 335: CF, VW, PJ. bats - 299: DN, CF, KW. 373: DN, PJ. 448: TH, CF, PM. (the) Battle of Hastings - 559: SH, CF. 668: GP, CN, PM. (the) battle of the sexes - 525: LS, SW, JC. (the) Battle of Trafalgar - 719: CC, PM, SF. (a) battleaxe - 690: PM. (the) Bay City Rollers - 792: JBy, TV. BBC - 384: KW, LP, CF. BBC radio - 416: DN, WR, PM, SFr. beach huts - 584: LS, CN. bean feasts - 198: DN, AMar. beans - 17: GJ, CF, KW. 301: CF, DN. beards - 790: PA. bears - 350: CF, KW. beat boxing - 852: MB, GB. beating the system - 207: PJ, AM, CF, KW. Beatrix Potter - 887: SH, TA. (the) Beaujolais - 354: DN, SH, CF. beautiful soup - 209: CF, DN. beautiful thoughts - 42: KW. beauty - 42: SH, CF, KW. 248: CF, KW. 501: DN, SFr, TS. 719: SF, PM, JE. beauty competitions - 8: CF, DN. beauty contests - 399: PM, DN, CF. bedroom slippers - 380: PJ, KW. bedrooms - 2: DN, CF, SH. bedside manner - 803: PM. bedsocks - 387: WR, DN. bedsteads - 114: PJ, KW, CF. bedtime - 172: PJ, DN. bedtime stories - 92: PJ, CF, AM. (a) bee in my bonnet - 522: SF, PM. 550: JC, PM, JE. bee keeping - TV54: PM, SP. 884: PM, KRy, GB. beef - 214: CF, PJ. beef Wellington - 875: ASa, JL, PM, GN. beefeaters - 713: CF, PM, SH. Beelzebub - 522: PM, SF. beer money - 642: CF, JC, KRo, TH. (the) bee's knees - 668: GP, CN, CF, PM. beetlejuice - 212: PMo. (the) bee's knees - 534: TR, CF, PM. (the) beetles - 271: PJ, KW, RA. 430: AMc, WR, CF. 613: VS. 781: CBr, MB, PM, AP. before and after - 153: BT, PJ, CF. (a) beginner's guide - 679: ML, MB, PA, PM. behaving badly - 433: PJ, PM, DN. behaviour - 241: AMar, CF. behind the scenes - 497: DN, TH. behind the times - 693: CF, PM, LT. being a bridesmaid - 37: AM, DN, CF. being a Celt - 617: RB, CF, PM. being a good loser - TV48: RMo. being a James Bond baddy - 813: HBl. being a late starter - 809: FM, GB. being a mother - 48: MLi, DN, KW, CF. being a new boy - 90: PJ, CF. being a punk - 805: KE, PA, PM, GN. being a rebel - 583: CF, TH, PA. being absolutely certain - 156: CF, AMar, KW. being absolutely sincere - 5: DN. being an only child - 657: CC, SP, PM. being cut off on your telephone - 149: PJ, WM. being desirable - 123: AMa, CF. being done - 441: EI, PM, CF. being forceful - 288: KW, TR, CF. being framed - 760: GN. being frank - 156: AMar, PJ. being hoist with your own petard - 951: PM, PA, SH. being house-proud - 732: GN, SP. being in bed with flu - 14: DN, BM, AM. being in the wrong place at the wrong time - 816: SM, PA, GB. being interrupted - 130: PJ, AM. being interviewed - 343: HK, CF. being kind to the taxman - 328: CF, VW, KW. being late - 733: PA, GB, PM, JE. being laughed at - 450: PJ, DN, SFr, PM. being made up for a film - 62: KW, CF, DN. being measured for a suit - 19: KW, CF. being misquoted - 440: PJ, JE, CF. being misunderstood - 88: BCa, DN, CF. being nice - 708: JLo, JC, PM. being non-commital - 117: AM, DN, CF. being nosey - 315: KW, GB, PJ. being on the rampage - 136: PJ, CF. being photographed through a gauze - 312: KW, PJ. being politically correct - TV40: LS, WR, MM. being regal - 795: PM, CC, PA. being scared - 248: KW, CF, PJ. being sent up - 48: KW, MLi, CF, DN. being sincere when you don't mean it - 347: PJ, DN, CF. being stranded on a desert island - J8: O?, SSm, JE, JL. being taken for a ride - 446: DN, TH. being thorough - 138: PJ, CF. being tickled - 93: PJ. being treated like a princess - 763: FG, SP, SF. being undone - 441: PM, DN, EI, CF. being very serious - 95: CF, KW, PJ. being virtuous - 143: PJ, SH, KW, DN. being wise after the event - 734: PM. bell book and candle - 333: DN, PJ. bells - 221: PJ, KW, GG. bells and whistles - 892: JL, GN, SF. belly laughs - 535: RN, PM. belts and braces - 542: LS, JC, KHH, PM. 884: JL, PM, KRy. Ben Nevis - 879: JG, MB. bending people to your will - 43: KW, CF, DN. (a) benign dictatorship - 825: AC, PM, RK. Benito Mussolini - 111: KW, CF. Benjamin Franklin - 20: CF, NP, GJ. Bergerac - 468: JC, DN, PM. Berkeley Square - TV4: TH, RV, TS. (the) Bermuda Triangle - 340: KW, GB. TV49: PJu, SP. 887: TA, PM, SH. Bernard Shaw - 66: KW, SH, CF. 646: JC, KRo. beside the seaside - 878: TH, JC. (the) best advice I was ever given - 839: KG, TH, GB. (the) best advice I've ever had - 565: RN, SP. (the) best advice my father ever gave me - 717: TR, SP, TH. (the) best advice my Mum ever gave me - 705: GN, CC, SK, PM. (the) best bargain I ever had - 571: WR, KHH, TH, SP. (the) best day of my life - 105: PJ, CF, KW, AM. (the) best dressed member of the panel - 594: PM, CF, LS. (the) best excuse - 521: PM, PJ. (the) best excuse I ever had - 630: CF. (the) best film ever made - 556: LS, CF, GN, PM. (the) best game - 294: CF, DN, PJ, KW. (the) best hour in the week - 30: KW, DN. (the) best ingredients for breakfast in bed - 824: SH, RH. (the) best of a bad bunch - 513: PJ, GP, CF. (the) best philosophy - 164: CF, KW, PJ. (the) best piece of advice ever given to me - 485: GK, TR, CF. (the) best part of my school days - 819: TH, PM, GB. (the) best programme on Radio Four - 590: CC, CF, PM, TH. (the) best putdown I ever heard - 289: CF. (the) best sandwich - 671: NM, PM, SP. best sellers - 548: TR, RN, SP. (the) best sort of babysitter - 763: FG, PM. (the) best suspension bridge - 583: CF, GN. (the) best thing about cats - 651: PMc, PM, JC. (the) best thing about going to the hairdrsser - 762: JL, PM, JE. (the) best thing about golf - 857: JG, GB, PM, JLy (the) best thing about Hollywood - 783: JC, GP, PM. (the) best thing about Scotland - 616: LM, PM, DO, CF. (the) best thing about the person next to me - 712: PM, TH, CN. (the) best thing about Wales - 618: CF, PM. (the) best thing since sliced bread - 677: PM, JCa, FM. (the) best thing to do - 173: CF, KW. (the) best thing to do in the back row of the cinema - 790: PM, CC, MJ, PA. (the) best thing to do with an egg - 608: RN, LS, CF, GN. (the) best time to be in Edinburgh - 659: CF, PM. (the) best use for chocolate - 650: CF, GB, TH. (the) best use of a beach hut - 594: LS, CF, PM. (the) best way of entertaining friends - 18: NP, GJ, KW. (the) best way to eat spaghetti - 510: TH, PJ. (the) best way to greet someone - 766: SF. (the) best way to lie - 302: KW, CF, DN. (the) best way to make up - 761: PM, TH, GB. (the) best way to spend St Valentine's Day - 648: TH, GB, CF, PM. (the)best way to travel - 831: PK, SK, GB. (the) best way to win a bonus point - 566: PM, SH. better safe than sorry - 483: DN, PM, PJ. betting - 402: DN, CF. betting slips - 24: CF, DN. Betty Martin - 194: DN, KW. Betty's tea shop - 561: TR, GN, JE. between the lines - 771: GB, MJ. Beyonce - 897: GB, RN. beyond the fringe - 677: FM, PM, CF. biceps - 435: SF, PM, PJ. (the) big bang - TV14: TB, TS, NM. 798: GB, PM. big bang theory - 460: PJ, KHH, CF. Big Ben - TV1: KHH, TH. 544: CF, BC, GN. 684: CF, CN, JL, PM. big brother - 549: LT, CF, PM. (the) big cheese - 467: PJ, CF. 881: SH, WS, RN, PM. big deal - TV31: IB, GW, GB. (the) big dipper - 27: KW, DN. big ears - 460: PM, KHH, PJ. big game hunters - 216: DN, SH, PJ. big hands - 448: DN, PM, CF. big heads - 590: TH, CF, CC, PM. (a) big hit - 471: PJ, NM, DN. (the) big one - 434: PJ, DN, CF, JE. (the) big question - 697: TH, IMc, PM. (the) big shop - 890: PM, TA. (the) big society - 742: GB, JBi, PM. (the) big time - 438: PM, CF, PJ, AS. (the) big top - 755: PM, LT. 832: PM, SH. (the) biggest cheapskate I know - 762: PM, JE. (the) biggest fib I ever told - 345: CF, DN. (the) biggest fib I've ever told - 789: PM, SP, GN. (the) biggest laugh I ever had - 202: PJ, CF. bigwig - 462: DN, PM, MM. bikers - 732: LT, PM, SP. bill stickers - 191: DN, PJ. billiards - 342: KW, CF. bills - 103: AM, PJ, CF, KW. 386: LP, PJ. 389: PJ, BC, CF. 445: TH, DN, PM, CF. bimboes - 393: PM, TR, PJ. (the) binary system - 357: PJ, KW, DN, CF. binge - 319: KW, CF. binge drinking - 714: CF, PM, JL, JD. bingo - 600: GN, RN, TH, CF. 725: TR, TH, PA, SP. bingo wings - 825: RK, PM. bird watching - 21: KW, GJ. birds - 344: MJa, GB, DN. birds and bees - 70: CF, KW, DN. birds of paradise - 193: PJ, DN, AMa. birds of prey - 742: GB, PM, JBi. Birmingham - 414: PJ, TR, RS. Birmingham pubs - TV15: DW, TS. (a) birthday treat - 872: ASa, PM. birthdays - 817: PM, JE. biscuits - J8: JE, SSm. biscuits in bed - 414: RS, TR, WR, PJ. (a) bit of a laugh - 166: AM, CF, PJ. (a) bit on the side - TV41: LG, GB. (the) bits that get taken out - 178: DN, PJ, CF. (a) bitter pill - 867: JL, SF. black and white - 896: PM, JC, ZL, PA. black comedy - 505: PM, RMo, CF. (the) black country - TV21: DW, HL, TS, CF. black holes - 217: PMo, CF. 429: PM, TS, CF. (the) black sheep of the family - 513: PM, GP. blackjack - 275: CF, LC. Blackpool Tower - 853: LT, TR, PM, GN. blancmange - 20: GJ, CF, NP. blarney - 459: GN, DN, TH. (the) Blarney stone - 57: NP, DN, KW. 331: PJ, DN, CF, NP. 664: PMc, MB, GB, CF. 869: PM< ER, TR, GB. 889: GN, JL, PM. Blase Pascal - 285: KW, PJ, DN. blazers - 369: PJ, DN, KW, CF. bless you: 893: JC. bling - 644: PM, JE, GN. bliss - 295: PJ, KW. 408: WR, TR, RS. blithe spirit - 477: DN, CF. bloaters as enemies - 113: CF, PJ, AM. blockbusters - 472: PM, GN. blogging - 682: GN, CF, GB. 723: SF, PM, JE. Blondin - 255: TT, PJ, CF. bloody Mary - TV41: LG, KB, RMo. (the) bloom of youth - 40: KW, DN, CF. bloomer - 8: AW, DN. bloomers - 42: DN. 315: GB, DN, PJ. Bloomsbury - 286: KW. 642: JC, TH. blow - 365: IH, BC, DN. blowing away the cobwebs - 894: PM, GB, RN. blowing bubbles - 309: DN, PJ. TV46: TH, JBr, GB. blowing in the wind - 879: NK, MB, PM. blowing my top - 158: SH, CF, DN, PJ. blowing the whistle - 560: CF, SF, PM, LT. blowing the whistle on someone - 730: PM, JC, GB, DM. blows - 226: SH, DN. blue chips - 274: CF, PJ. blue plaques - 642: TH, CF, JC. blue suede shoes - 833: AC, PM. blue sky thinking - 793: LT, GN. (a) blue stocking - 473: PJ. (the) blues - 475: PJ, CF, AS. 548: TR, TH. bluff - 350: KW, TR, CF. bluffing - 637: CF, GB, PM. 734: GN, SP. blushing - 137: AMa, CF, PJ. Boadicea - 313: GG, CF, KW, DN. board games - 525: CF, JC. boar's head - 342: CF, JBad, KW. boat race - 511: KHH, PJ, JE. boats for bath time - 305: DN, KW, CF. bobbins - 749: AC, TH, KHH, PM. bobby - 455: DN, CF, PJ. Bob's your uncle - 387: KW, WR. 468: JC, CF. (a) bodice ripper - 524: SFr, MJa, GN. 681: JE, GB, JC, PM. body building - 620: PM, CF. body language - 521: SF, PM, PJ. 667: CA, GN, PM. boggling - 409: PM, CF, DN. (a) bogie - 469: FM, CF, TH. Bognor Regis - 352: PJ, KW, MJa, DN. boiling the perfect egg - 810: GB, RK. bollards - 425: DN. bonds - 463: TH, PJ. bones - 224: CF, PJ. Bonnie and Clyde - 830: VF, JC, PM, JE. boo - 292: JJ, DN, CF. (the) book I plan to write - 106: CF, PJ. (a) book I should have read - 339: CF, KW. booking a holiday - 807: RH, GB, PM. book-keeping - 856: SC, GB, AC. books - 46: CF, DN, KW, AM. books I have read twice - 549: CF, LT, PM. books I read twice - 73: AM, DN, CF. books I shouldn't have read - 840: RK, PM, SH. bookworm - 599: CC, KHH, PM, LT. (the) boomerang - 634: PM, GB. (the) boot - 417: PJ, CF, PM. boot camp - 632: KHH, LS. boots - 462: MM, CF, PM, DN. 884: JL, GB. booze - 209: DN, CF, AMa. boredom - 273: PC, BT, CF. Boswell - 61: KW. bother - 142: CF, DN, KW. botox - 571: KHH, SP, WR. bottle - 390: PM, RM. 451: JH, DN, TH. (the) bottom line - 412: PM, DN, CF. bottoming out - 420: PM, SF, DN. (a) bouquet of barbed wire - 540: PM, GN, SP. Bourbons - 861: JC, JL, SC. bow ties - 645: SP, GB, PM. bowdlerising - 411: WR, DN, CF. bowlers - 395: RM, LP, CF. bowling - 18: GJ, NP. bowling a maiden over - TV52: MJ, GB, PM. bowls - 387: CF, WR, DN. 471: PM, NM, PJ. boxer shorts - 822: GN, HW, PM. Boxing Day - JJAM12: J?, S?, JL. boy bands - 714: JL, PM, CF. boy sopranoes - 809: RWa, GB, FM, TH. boycotts - 786: PS, RH. braces - 554: CF, JE. brain food - 828: PS, SK, PK, GB. brains - 613: SFr, CF. brainwaves - 459: TH, PJ, DN, GN. brakes - 448: DN. branches - 355: DN. brandy - 206: SH, DN, PJ. brandy butter - 359: PJ, CF, KW. 444: CF, DN, SF, PJ. brass - 457: PJ, DN. brass monkeys - 689: GN, SP, PM. (a) brass neck - 737: PA, GB, PM. (a) Braveheart - 486: PJ, PM, DN. 743: JE, FM, SKA. bravura - 86: KW, CF, AM. bread - 624: SP, GN, PM. bread and butter pudding - 8: CF. bread or toast - 820: AC, RK, PM. breakages - 204: PJ, SH, KW. breakfast - 185: DN, CF. 225: CF. breakfast at Tiffany's - 868: GN. breakfast in bed - 500: GN, PM, CF. breaking a code - 62: DN, CF, DC. 761: JC, PM. breaking a leg - 464: PM, CF. breaking into Buckingham Palace - TV6: LSi, TS, TBl, JS. breaking news - 662: CF, CN, PM, GP. breaking records - 71: DN, CF. 596: CF, PM. 681: JE, PM, JC. breaking the mould - 511: SFr, JE, KHH, PJ. breaking the rules - 823: FG, PM. breaking things - 783: JC, GP, PM. breaststroke - 364: PJ, KW, DN. (a) breath of fresh air - TV32: PJ, WR, LS. breeding porcupines - 508: FM, GN, CF. brevity - 61: CF, DN, AM. brevity is the soul of wit - 682: GB, PJu. brewing - 21: GJ, CF. bricklaying - 299: JJ, DN. 315: DN, PJ. brickworks - 259: CF, KW. bridge - 67: DN, CF, KW. 267: PMo, PJ, AMa. 441: DN, PM, CF. bridges - 864: GB. (a) brief encounter - 878: PM, TH. (a) brief history of time - 900: FM, JAc, PM, JL. briefs - 405: RM, PM. 424: CF, WR, PM. bright young things - 503: GN, DN, LS. 606: TH, CF. Brighton rock - 547: PM, JC, CF. 882: ZL, TH, PM. bringing home the bacon - 533: JH. bringing the house down - 477: DN, TH. brinksmanship - 364: SB, PJ, DN. Bristol fashion - 862: TH, SP, GB. (the) British climate - 536: GP, GN. (the) British Library - 750: PM, SH, IMc, GB. (the) British sausage - 315: PJ, KW. 710: CF, JD, PM, JL. (the) British sense of humour - 791: HBu, PM. (the) British transport system - 653: CF, MB. Broadcasting House - 480: GP, PM, DN. 540: PM, CF. 736: PM, SP, GN. (the) broads - 242: DN, PJ. brokerage - 369: CF, DN. (the) Bronte sisters - 829: SH, JLy, PM, KE. (the) Brontes - 573: GB. 794: JE, TH, KE. brothers-in-law - 644: JE, GN, PM, CF. brown ale - 517: LS, PM, CF. 657: SP, PM, CC. brown envelope - 509: JE, SFr, PJ. (the) brownies - 5: AM, DN, CF, PSc. 877: GB. Brum - TV23: DW, WR, LG, TS. (a) brush with death - 679: MB, PA, PM. brussel sprouts - 818: PA, GB, SM. J7: A?, D?, JE. Brussels - 150: CF, AMa. 471: DN, NM, PM. 546: CF, PM, GN. bubble and squeak - 78: KW. 456: CF, KHH, PM, PJ. TV37: CB, SFr, TH, WR. 537: RN, TH, LS, CF. 866: PM, TR, GB. bubble baths - 365: KW, BC. bubbles - 251: PJ, SH. 287: PJ, DN, KW, CF. buccaneers - 463: DN. bucket and spade - 674: JC, JE, PM. bucket shops - 467: GN, PM, CF, PJ. (the) Buckingham Palace shop - TV4: CF, TH, TS. bucks - 534: CF, TR, PM. budget cuts - 739: PM, JE, GB. budgies - 561: GN, TH, JE. Buffalo Bill - 375: KW, TR, PJ. buffalo wings - 877: KRy, PM, GB. buffer - 506: DN, SFr, CF. bugging - 85: CF, KW. bugling - 283: PJ, KW, SH, DN. bugs - 310: DN, PJ, KW, CF. 355: DN, PJ, KW. 436: PM, DN. 579: LT, CF. 715: PM, DM, CF. builders - 364: DN, PJ, KW. 417: PM, HL, CF. building a brick wall - 278: DN, PJ, CF. building a snowman - 818: GB, PA. building bridges - 751: JC, SP. bulbs - 450: PM, SFr. (a) bull in a china shop - 656: CF, TR, RN, PM. (the) bull ring - 812: JLy, SP. bumbling - 125: CF, SH, DN. 242: PJ, KW. (a) bunch of fives - 551: SP, TR, RN, TH. bunglers - 329: JR, KW. bungling - 392: CT, BC, CF. bunk - 321: BC, GB, CF, KW. 369: DN, PJ, KW. 484: GP, DN. bunkers - 461: DN, PJ, TH. bunkum - 448: CF, TH. burgers - 647: CF, JE, GN, PM. burglar alarms - 254: DN, KW. 418: WR, DN, CF, PJ. burglars - 337: GB, KW. 412: CF, PM, DN. buried treasure - 603: NR, GB. Burke and Hare - 464: PJ, DN, PM, CF. 813: SP, RK. 899: JAc, JL, PM. burlesque - 231: KW, DN. burns - 283: KW, SH. 461: FM, PJ. burps - 402: PM, DN. bush - 897: PM, GB, FB. busking - 340: GB, DN, MJa. 461: FM, DN. (a) busman's holiday - 600: GN, RN, TH, CF. Buster Keaton - 886: PM. busy lizzies - TV42: PJ, PA, LS, WR. busybodies - 525: SW, JC, LS. (the) butchers - 586: WR, LT, PM, CF. butterflies - 740: SP, LT. 796: AC, JE, TH. butterfly effect - 884: JL, PM, GB. (a) butterfly's wing - 635: PM, RB, CF. (a) buttonhole - 464: DN, PM. buttons - 872: GN. buying a house - 152: PJ, CF. buying a rug - 902: AH, GB. buying a second-hand car - 146: PJ, AMa, IC, CF. by gum - 788: RH, JE, TH. Cabin fever - TV58: JC, PM, SK. cabinets - 415: ML, CF, DN, PJ. Caesar - 784: GB, PM. Caesar's camp - TV25: MF, DW, TS, TB. cake - 602: GB, FM. Calais - 429: PM, TS, CF. calculators - 331: DN, CF, NP. calculus - 585: SFr, PM, RN, KHH. Caliostro - 94: KW. call centres - 770: SK, RK, PM, GB. (a/the) call of nature - 604: KHH, PM, CC, LT. 631: PM, CF, CN. calling the plumber - 176: PJ, CF, SH. calory counting - 345: CF, DN, JBad. calypsos - 276: LP, DN, KW. Camden town - 778: LT. Camelot - 311: KW, GB, PJ. camels - 780: JL, KHH, LT. camouflage - 800: MB, JL. camping - 26: AM, DN. camping holidays - 779: PM, JC. camping in Wales - 821: PM, JL, SH. (a) camping trip - 695: CF, PM, RN. (a) can of worms - 505: CF, PM. canals - 334: DN, JJ, CF. canaries - 309: DN, PJ, CF. (the) Canary Islands - 876: JW, HW, MB, PM. candle auctions - 128: CF, SH, KW. candy floss - 152: KW, CF, PJ. cannons - 91: PJ, AM. 371: DN, KW, TR. cant - 71: KW, DN, CF. canteen food - 600: CF, TH, GN. Canterbury tales - 570: CF, LS, RN. 845: JL, AC, TH. Capability Brown - 184: KW, DN, PJ. 874: JW, MB, PM. Capability Brown or his cousin Incapability Smith - 397: BC, DN. capers - 399: CF. 462: PM, MM, CF. (the) capital of Scotland - 455: CF, PJ. Captain Cook - 67: KW, CF, DN, SH. 796: AC, TH, KE, JE. Captain Vancouver - 542: KHH, JC, PM. car boot sales - 790: PM, PA, MJ. caravanning - 860: SH, PM. caravans - 269: DN, PJ, KW. 567: TH, JC, PM. carbon dating - 871: JFi, PM, GB. (a) carbon footprint - 702: MB, GB, OO. carbuncle - 462: PM, DN, CF. cardigan - 430: AMc, DN, WR. Cardigan Bay - 872: JL, ASa, PM. cardigans - TV34: WR, BC, TH. 536: GP, PM, CF. 822: MJ, PM, HW. cards - 339: CF, LPu. 374: KW, CF, SU, PJ. careers advice - 787: PM, GB. Caribbean - 875: JL, ASa, PM. caring for a frying pan - 223: CF, KW. Carnaby Street - 660: GN, PA, MB. carol singing - 79: LF, CF, DN. carpentry - 210: PJ, KW. carpet baggers - 327: DN, PJ. carrier bags - 279: PJ, DN. carrier pigeons - 58: CF, DN, NP. carrying on - 376: KW, DN. cartoons - 768: PJu, JC. Cary Grant - 580: TH. Casablanca - 327: DN. Casanova - 798: SM, GB. (a) case of mistaken identity - TV55: PM, JMa. 816: PM, GB. cash - 427: CF, PM. cash cards - TV34: BC, TH, SFr, WR. casing the joint - 482: CF, TR, PM. castles - 459: DN, PJ. 553: GN, PM, LS. 770: RK, PM, GB. castles in the air - 24: KW, CF, GJ. casting off - 525: CF, JC, LS, SW. 827: JE, JC. casts - 463: DN, TH, PJ. (a) cat in hell - 685: GB, TH, KHH. cat lovers - 710: JL, JD, CF. catch 22 - 852: PM, MB, GB. 865: GN, PA, PM. catching a bus - 176: SH, CF. catching a cold - J9: AU, LD, JE catching conga eels - 305: GG. catchphrases - 655: PM, CF, PMc. catchy lyrics - 531: TR, CF, PM. (a) cathedral city - 842: PM, TH, JL. Catherine Cookson - 654: SP, TH, CC, PM. Catherine de Midimechi - 167: KW, CF, PJ, DN. (a) catnap - 867: SF, JE. cats - 117: CF, AM, DN. 403: DN, EF, TR. 532: SF, LS, PM, CF. cat's cradle - 871: JFi, GB, PM. cat's eyes - 829: PM, SH, JLy, KE. cats or dogs - TV55: SK, PM. (the) cat's whisker - 472: PM, PJ, CF. (the) cat's whiskers - 385: CT. 638: BB, OO, PM, CF. cavaliers - 466: PJ, DN, PM. cave - 319: CF, JBe, KW. CCTV - 579: PM, GN, LT. 643: CF, TR, PM, SF. 763: SP, SF, FG, PM. celebrations - 164: AM, KW. 277: CF, DN, KW. 490: DN, KHH, CF. TV41: GB, KB, RMo, LG. celebrity - 498: CF. celebrity spotting - 754: SH, SP. celebrity status - 755: LT, RN, PM, TH. celebrity weddings - 568: GN, PM, CF. cellar - 514: CF, PJ, PM, RV. cellars - 282: CF. 363: WF, CF, KW. cellulite - 552: LT. (the) Celts - 572: JC, PM. censorship - 187: CF, KW, SH. 254: CF, PMo, KW. 422: DN, WR, PJ. 499: TR, JE, SFr, PJ. TV31: GB. centaur - 385: LP, CF, PJ, CT. cereals - 149: PJ, CF, JM. ceremonies - 225: CF, RA. (a) certain age - 568: LT, GN, PM. certificates - 361: SB, PJ. chad - 296: CF. chain letters - 330: CF, JJ. (the) chair - 368: KW. chairing a panel game - 544: PM, CF, GN. chairing this show - 64: SH, DN, KW. (the) chairman - 94: CF, SH, PJ. (the) chairman of the board - 769: GB, AC, PM. (the) chairman's best features - 645: PM, SP, GB, GN. (the) chairman's best kept secret - 657: TH, CC, PM, SP. (the) chairman's biggest problem - 636: VS, CF, TH. (the) chairman's darkest secret - 575: PM, CF. (a) chairman's job - 184: PJ, DN. (the) chairman's weak spot - 752: SH, PM. (the) chairperson - 304: PJ, DN, IM. chalk and cheese - 538: CF, PM, GN. 646: KRo, JC, TH, CF. (the) Chamber of Horrors - TV3: AS, TS. chambers - 174: DN, CF, KW. 407: PJ, DN, PM. champagne - 344: KW, GB, DN, MJa. 404: PJ, DN. champions - 245: CF, DN. chance - 88: KW, BCa, CF. 406: DN, WR, CF. 420: WR, SF, DN. chancing my arm - 516: PM. change - 418: PJ, WR, DN. changing a faulty article - 202: PJ, LF, CF. changing at Crewe - TV24: KHH, JH, DW. changing nappies - 45: SH, CF, DN. 611: CC, PM, TH. (the) changing of the guard - 574: WR, SP, TH. changing the flag - 869: ER, PM. changing the guard - 32: DN, AM. changing the rules - 904: SH, TH, PJu. changing the sheets - 607: LS, CF. changing the wheel - 179: PJ, CF. channel hopping - 866: PM, TR, ER, GB. (the) Channel tunnel - 439: WR, PM, PJ. 566: GN, PM, CF. 830: PM, JE, JC. (the) chaos theory - 633: CF, TH. chaps - 591: TH, RN, JE. character witness - 496: PM, DN, TH. charlatans - 410: CF, PM, ST. charisma - 456: CF, PJ. 710: CF, JD, JL, PM. Charles Darwin - 892: PM, SF, JL. Charles Dickens - 359: KW. 507: CF, SF, PJ. 756: PM, JC, GN, TW. 863: JW, SH, PM, JE. Charles Stuart - 118: KW, SH, CF. Charles the First - 43: GJ, CF, KW. Charlie - 77: DN, CF, JMac. Charlie Chaplin - TV48: GB, RMo, LG. Charlie Combs - 322: MKi, CF. Charlie's aunt - 424: CF, PM. Charlotte Corday - 164: KW, CF, PJ. charm - 42: KW, DN, CF. 104: CF, KW. 300: SH, PJ, DN. 461: PJ, FM, TH. charm offensive - 703: TH, PM. (a) charmed life - 692: TH, JG. charming the birds out of the trees - 609: JC. chasing rainbows - 630: CF, LS, KHH. 636: VS, SH, CF, TH. chat shows - TV44: SFr, WR, BC, TH. chat up lines - TV51: MB, PM, RJ, SP. chattering classes - 525: LS, CF. chatting at Chatsworth - TV18: DW, GN, TS. chatting up - 469: TH, CF. Che Guevara - 853: TR, GN, LT, PM. cheating - 574: WR, KHH, SP, TH. 838: LT, PM, JRo. checks - 146: CF, PJ. 263: CF, PJ. 447: HD, KHH, CF. cheek - 137: PJ, KW, CF. 294: DN, CF, PJ. 470: DN, PM, PJ. 581: RN, KHH, PM. cheerfulness - 459: PJ, DN, TH. cheers - 157: DN, PJ. cheese - 821: JL, SH, RH, PM. cheese rolling - 611: CF, TH. 790: CC, PA, MJ, PM. cheese straws - 883: RN, WS. (the) cheeses of France - 797: SP, PM. (the) Chelsea Flower Show - 829: SH, JLy. (the) Cheltenham Gold Cup - 676: PM, TR, CN. chemist shops - 5: CF. chemistry - 711: PM, LT, GB, SP. cherries - 209: CF. cherubs - 210: KW, PJ, CF. Chester - 523: SF, MJa, CF, GN. chewing gum - 539: PM, JC. chewing the fat - 600: GN, TH. chick lit - 589: CF, KHH, SH. 725: PA, SP. 837: SH, RK, PM. (the) chicken and the egg - 861: PM. chicken vindaloo - TV33: TH, GB, PJ. chickens - 625: PA. chicks - 580: PA, TH. childish behaviour - 825: RF, PM. child's play - 385: CT, LP. childrens' presenters - 597: DO, CF, PM. chillaxing - 833: LT, JRo, PM. chilli - 380: DN, PJ, CF, KW. (the) chimpanzee - 592: KHH, CF, SH, PM. China - 410: DN, CF. 443: PM, JR, SF, PJ. 634: GB, CF, PM. Chinatown - TV11: JBr, JS, TS. Chinese medicine - 647: PM, GN. Chinese restaurants - 1: CF, DN. chintz - 737: JE, GB, PA. (a) chip off the old block - 533: TH, JH. chipmunks - 596: RN, PM, JC. chippies - 706: JC, HL, CF, PM. chips - 67: SH, CF, DN. 280: RBu, DN, CF. 318: GB, DN. 446: PJ, JH. 560: LT, SF, PM. 660: CF. chivalry - 288: TR, KW, CF, PJ. chocaholics - TV38: SPo, BC, JSe, BS. chocolate - 820: RK, RF, PM, AC. chocolate sponge - 50: MK, DN, KW, CF. choice - 200: GG, CF. 489: PJ, PM, MM, SFr. choir - 446: DN, TH. choke - 400: PM, WR, RM, PJ. cholesterol - 644: CF, JE, GN, PM. choose your own adventure - 799: JE, RH. choosing a frock to suit me - 312: VW, PJ. choosing a restaurant - 388: CF. choosing Christmas presents - 818: SM, GB, PM. chop suey - 408: TR, WR, RS, PJ. 515: CF, TH, PJ. chopsticks - 388: PJ, KW, DN. 534: CF, AG, PM, TR. chores - 45: SH, KW. 608: LS, GN, CF, RN. Christian Doppler - 366: KW, GB. Christmas crackers - 818: PM, PA. Christmas decorations - 82: SH, CF. Christmas party games - 82: KW. Christmas pudding - 82: CF, DN. Christmas stocking - 359: PJ, CF, KW. Christopher Columbus - 883: WS, SH. Christopher Marlowe - 270: KW, CF. 842: TH, PM, JL. Christopher Wren - 891: JE, MB, PM. Cicero - 208: KW, WRu. cider with Rosie - 836: TH, GB. cigarettes - 73: CF, DN, AM, KW. Cinderella - 613: PM, VS. 713: DM, SH, PM (the) cinema going experience - 781: CBr, MB, PM. circulars - 369: DN, CF. 419: PJ, JJ, CF. (the) circus - 669: KHH, CF, PM. 780: LT, JL, PM, KHH. citizens - 479: TH, DN. citizen's band radio - 317: DN, PJ, KW. city break - 798: AC, PM, GB. city of angels - 815: PK, AC, GB, TH. (the) city of culture - 806: GB. (the) city walls - 524: CF, GN. civil servants - 118: PJ. class warfare - 845: AC, TH. (a) classical education - 439: LSi, PM. classical music - 374: SU, PJ, KW. classics - 369: CF, DN. (the) classifieds - 604: LT, CC, PM, KHH. (the) cleaning rota - 740: JSe. cleaning up my act - 770: PM, RK, SK, GB. clearing out your clutter - 778: JL, KHH. Clement Freud - 89: DN. 281: KW, PJ, AMa. clementines - 863: PM, JW, JE, SH. Cleopatra - 165: KW, CF. 785: GP, SP. 899: SH, PJu, JE. Cleopatra's needle - TV6: LSi, JS, TS. 568: PM, LT. 709: SP, GB. clerihews - 201: PJ, DN. 347: KW, DN, CF. (the) cleverest man I ever knew - 801: AC, GB, PM. (the) cleverest person I know - 554: RN, CF, JE, GN. cliffhanger - 501: CF, DN. climbing Arthur's Seat - 864: TAl, GB. clock chimes - 75: DN, CF, KW. clock watching - 601: PM, GN, CF. 872: GN, JL. clocks - 211: DN. TV43: SFr, WR, CB, TH. cloning - TV32: PA. close relations - 760: PM, JC. (a) close shave - 510: PM, TH, CF. 539: PM, JC. 829: KE, PM. closing time - 704: PM, CA, SP. clothes - 275: LC, PJ, CF. clotted cream - 648: TH, GB. cloud nine - 436: CF, PM, DN. 643: SF, TR, PM. clout - 390: PM, DN, PJ. 392: CF. cloves - 196: CF. clowning around - 632: PM, KHH. clowns - 777: JC, CC. clubbing - 705: SK, GN, PM, CC. clubs - 391: RM, WR, CF. 466: DN, PM, NM. clutch - 365: IH, DN, BC, KW. cluthching at straws - 555: RN, CF. clutter - 547: JE, PM, JC, CF. Clytie - 337: KW, CF. cobber - 149: CF, PJ. cobblers - 405: PJ, RM. 611: CF, TH, CC, PM. TV52: LT, GB, MJ, PM. cobbles - 555: CC, RN, CF. Cockney accents - TV5: KHH, TS. Cockney rhyming slang - 498: PM, CF, TH. (a) Cockney sparrow - 950: PM, AC, GB. cockroach races - 405: PM, WR. cockroaches - 367: PJ, WF. (the) cocktail - 317: CF, PJ. cocktails - 284: DN, KW. 323: DN, SH, GB. 385: PJ, CT, CF. Coco Chanell - 901: MWa, JG, PM, PS. coconut shies - 390: DN, PJ, RM, PM. coconuts - 91: KW, CF. codswallop - 385: LP, PJ, CF. 424: PM, CF, TS. coffee shops - 562: SP, TH, WR. coincidence - 301: KW, DN. 619: LT, JC, PM. coincidences - 400: RM, WR, PM. cold - 65: CF, DN, KW. cold calling - 898: SP, GB, AH. cold feet - 556: LS. 676: TR, PM, CN, AC. cold turkey - 603: MM, NR, GB. Cole Porter - 404: WR, CF, PJ, DN. collecting silver - 30: CF, DN, GJ. collections - 366: KW. cologne - 857: PM. (the) Colosseum - 886: GN, JL, PM, ZL. 899: PJu, JE, TH. (the) Colosseum in Rome - 849: GN, TR. colonial India - 781: AP, MB, PM, CBr. combinations - 83: DN, SH. comeuppance - 314: JJ, ML, TR. comforts - 493: PM, PJ, CF, ML. comic timing - 612: PM, TH, CF. comics - 295: TR, CF. 563: PM, LS, CN. 838: JRo, AC, LT. coming here all the way from Great Portland Street - 307: KW, DC, DN. coming out balls - 192: SH, DN, KW. (a) commanding lead - 198: KW. commemorative bust - 844: SH, RI, GN. commercial-free gifts - 414: TR, PJ, WR. commercials - 432: JS, PM, PJ. 543: GN, JE, TR. common - 467: GN, CF, PM. (the) common cold - 544: GN, PM, BC, CF. common misconceptions - TV51: PM, RJ, MB. common sense - 54: KW, DN. 159: DN, JM, KW. 378: CF, ES, KW. 451: PJ, TH, DN, JH. (the) common touch - 33: CF, KW. 501: TS, DN, CF. (the) Commonwealth - 835: GB, SP. communes - 601: GN, PM, CF. communication - 241: CF, PJ. 298: PJ, AMa, CF. 374: SU. (the) commuter belt - 529: JH, TH. 622: CF, GN, LS. compassion - 208: SH, KW. competition - 164: AM, CF, PJ. 257: PJ, KW, JWh. compiling a mix tape - 816: PM, GB, PA. complaining - 806: TH, GB. complaining about neighbours - 38: KW, DN, MK. complaints - 428: PJ, RMo, PM, DN. (the) complaints department - 726: PMc, GN, PM, GB. composers - 471: PJ, DN, NM. computerising the kitchen - 35: CF, KW. computers - 206: SH, DN, PJ. 231: DN, PJ. concealing mistakes - 76: CF, DN, JMac. concealing the body - 186: AM, DN, CF. 381: PJ, DN, KW, CF. concentration - 178: SH, DN, CF. 310: CF, KW. 326: PJ, DN. concord - 209: CF, DN. 607: GN, RN, CF. conductors - 274: PC, PJ, CF, KW. cones - 450: PM, SFr, DN, PJ. confessions - 136: SH, CF. (the) confessions of a Radio Four panellist - 832: PM, SH, JLy. confetti - 106: PJ, CF. 384: CF, KW. confidence tricks - 333: KW, DN, BJ. 366: GB, CF. confusing the chairman - 577: GN, SH, PM. congestion - 586: CF, PM, LT. conjuring - 96: PJ, CF, SH. conkers - 129: PJ, KW, CF. 262: DN, PJ, JBa, KW. 747: KHH, AC, TH, PM. 859: SP, TH, AH. connecting the dots - 824: JL, RH, SH. (the) consequences of excessive politeness - 822: MJ, GN, PM. conspiracy theories - 774: TH, GB, MJ. Constantinople - 56: KW, CF, GJ, DN. contact lenses - 530: LS, CF, TH. 586: LT, WR, CF. contemplating my navel - 541: TH, RN, LS. contemplation - 291: KW. (the) contents of my pencil case - JJAM5: JL, WP, RBa. (the) content of my pockets - 562: SP, TH, WR, RN. (the) contents of my handbag - 270: MMa, KR, KW. 733: JE, PM, GB. (the) contents of Nicholas's wallet - 779: SP, CC, JC. continental breakfast - 360: KW, CF. contortionist - 502: TH, PM. contract - 377: DN, PJ, AMar. contrasts - 251: KW, CF. conventional good looks - 761: PM, JC. (a) conversation with my hairdresser - 898: GB, PM. conveyancing - 249: CF, PJ. convictions - 162: CF, PJ, AM. coo - 406: WR, CF, PJ. (the) cooker - 389: WR, CF. cookery programmes - 803: JL, PM, SH, MB. cooking - 250: JWh. cooking a goose - 604: LT, CC. cooking an octopus - 103: CF, PJ. cooking chicken kiev - 242: CF, DN, PJ. cooks - 478: PJ, PM, KHH, CF. cooling it - 190: CF, KW. Copenhagen - 145: PJ, CF. Copernicus - 868: PA, PM. copper - 379: DN, KW, PJ, CF. coping with embarrassment - 776: JE, GB, PM. coping with interruptions - 830: PM, JE. corduroy - 617: MB, PM. corn - 380: PJ, DN, CF. 425: CF, WR, TH. TV16: TBl, DW, TS. corn on the cob - 863: JE, JW, SH. cornets - 217: PJ, CF, PMo. (the) Cornish pasty - 853: GN, TR, PM. cornography - 130: CF, KW. cornucopia - 111: KW, CF, PJ. correspondence - 490: CF, PJ, DN, KHH. (the) corridors of power - 839: GB, KG. corruption - 276: KW, LP, DN, PJ. cosmic ordering - 660: MB, GN, CF. (a) cosmopolitan life - 484: DN. (the) Costa del Sol - 306: BJ, KW, JJ. costume drama - TV55: HB, JMa, SK. (the) council - 428: PJ, DN, PM. counselling - TV33: JBr, TH, GB. count - 464: PJ, DN, CF, PM. (the) Count of Monte Cristo - 847: SH. counting one's blessings - 848: SF, JC, PM, DT. counting sheep - 512: CF, SF. counting your chickens - 537: RN. 951: MMc, SH, PA, PM. (the) country life - 751: PM, SP, JC. coup de gras - 72: DN, CF, KW. courage - 127: DN, PJ. TV40: SPu, LS, WR, MM. courtesy - 596: CF, PM. courting - 586: WR, LT, PM. covens - 409: DN, PM, CF. 410: CF, DN. Covent Garden - TV1: TH, KHH. cowboys - 207: PJ, AM. 573: GB, CN, CF, JE. cowboys and Indians - 64: DN, CF. cows - 420: SF, DN, PM. 474: PM, DN, CF, JC. crabs - 594: LS, CF. (the) crack - 482: PM, GK, TR, CF. crackers - 208: PJ, KW, SH. 359: DN, CF, PJ. 765: JL, PM. cracking the whip - 711: SP, PM. cramp - 69: DN, CF. cranks - TV31: GW, IB, GB, LS. (a) crash course - 450: DN, PM. 950: SC, GB. cravats- 755: RN, PM, LT, TH. crawling - 538: SP, GN, CF. 766: FG, SP, SF. crazy golf - 892: SF, JL, GN. creating - 47: KW, DN, SH. creating a disturbance - 296: KW, GG. creating a precdent - 45: DN, CF, KW. creating a sensation - 306: JJ, TR, KW. creating happiness - 277: DN. creature comforts - 817: LT, JC, PM, JE. creatures from the deep - 295: CF, KW, TR. credit - 176: SH, CF, PJ. 430: WR, DN, CF. 583: TH, GN. credit cards - 180: PJ, AM, DN. (the) credit crunch - 699: FM, LFe, PM. 793: SP, GN. creepy houses - 765: GN, JE. crescent - 494: DN, JC, CF. (the) crest of the wave - 528: SF, PM, LS. crime - 406: PJ, DN, CF. critic - 503: LS, GN. (the) critics - 174: KW, CF. 250: PJ, KW, JWh. crocodile tears - 541: CF, LS. 885: SH, TA, GB, PM. crocodiles - 342: JBad, DN, CF. croissants - 864: SC, GB. crook - 430: DN, CF. crops - 474: CF, PM. croquet - 210: AMar, PJ, CF. 342: JBad, DN. TV37: WR, CB, TH, SFr. cross dressing - 885: TH, GB. crossed lines - 59: CF, KW. crossing a zebra - 728: CN, PM, JL. crossing the Channel - 53: CF, DN. crossing the Channel by balloon - 250: CF, PJ. (a) crossroad - 901: PS, MWa, PM. (a) cross-section of the public - 116: PJ, AMa, CF. crosswords - 421: TH, PM, CF, PJ. 467: CF, PJ. croutons - 583: CF, GN, TH. (the) crown jewels - 424: TS, WR. 883: PM, SH, WS, RN. crow's feet - 557: PM, CF, SF. 849: GN, TR, LT, PM. crow's nest - 302: DN, KW. 526: CF, LS, SW. (the) crucible - 863: JW, JE, SH. cruising along the Mekong River - 810: GB, RH, PM. crumpets - 57: NP, SH. (the) crunch - 714: JD, JL, PM, CF. crying over spilt milk - 543: JE, GN, TH. Crystal Palace - 831: PS, SK, GB. cubism - 154: PJ, DN, CF, SH. cuckoo clocks - 773: RW, JC, PJu. cue - 431: DN, PM, CF. cues - 399: PM, CF, DN, PJ. 461: PJ, FM. (the) Cullinane diamond - 279: DN, TR, PJ. (the) cult of nudism - 26: CF, AM, KW, DN. cults - 521: PJ, PM, SF, MM. (a) cultural exchange - 781: PM, MB, CBr. culture - 491: TH, DN, PM. cunning - 102: PJ, KW. cupboard love - 738: GN, TH, PM. Cupid - 303: SH, PJ. 630: KHH. (a) curate's egg - 583: TH, CF, GN. curing a cold - 48: CF, KW, DN. curing ham - 80: CF. curiosities - 599: KHH, PM. curiosity - 31: KW. 292: KW. curling - 39: KW, DN. current affairs - 152: PJ, CF, AMar. 740: JSe, SP. curry - 220: SH, KW, AMar. curry sauce - 477: FM. (the) curvature of space - 267: PMo, AMa, KW. custard - 425: TH, DN, CF. custard pie humour - 428: PJ, DN, PM. custard pies - 80: DN, KWH, CF. 232: DN, PJ. customer service - 584: CN, TH, BB. 698: RG, MMc. customer services - 832: JLy, KE, PM. customs - 253: DN, SH, BCr. 268: CF, DN. 369: DN, KW. 427: CF, PJ, CQ, PM. cutting books - 7: CF. cutting toenails - 807: RH, PM, GB. cutting the mustard - 817: PM, JC, JE. (the) Cutty Sark - 651: CF, PM. CVs - TV46: PJ, JBr. cycling - 194: DN, CF. Czar Nicholas the First - 181: KW, SH. dada-ism - 777: SP, PM. daddy long legs - 506: DN, SFr, TS. (the) Dagenham Girl Pipers - TV9: TS, NM, TB. (the) Dales - 564: JE, GN, TH. Dale's diary - TV23: TS, DW, WR, LG. Dallas Texas - 378: PJ, KW, CF. dam - 437: CF, TH. dames - 389: BC, PJ, CF. dance like nobody's watching - 816: GB, PM, PA. dancing - 45: KW, CF, SH, DN. dancing shoes - 830: VF, JC, PM. dancing with Nicholas Parsons - 300: SH, DN, PJ. (a) dangerous place - 821: PM, RH, SH. Darby and Joan - 857: JLy, PM. daring-do - 508: PM, GN. (a) dark and stormy night - 731: JL, PM, CN, CC. (a) dark horse - 604: KHH, CC, PM. 629: CF, JC. 800: JL, MB, SH. (a) dark secret - 745: GB, JE, GN, PM. darts - 200: PJ, SH, CF, GG. dates - 126: PJ, CF. 445: PM, DN, TH. dating agencies - 427: CQ, PM, PJ. 558: CN, LS, PM. David and Goliath - 769: JBy, AC, PM, GB. TV53: JMa, PM, JL. David Copperfield - 454: SFr, PM, PJ, DN. David Hume the one who was born in 1711 - 295: KW, TR, CF. David Livingston - 889: PM, GN, ZL, PM. dawn chorus - 446: DN, JH, PJ. (a) day at the beach - JJAM1: ZS, KF. (a) day at the races - 865: PM, PA, GN. (a) day at the zoo - JJAM4: LSh, SS, JE. 875: PM, JL. day dreaming - 757: RW, SK, PM, GB. (the) day I put my foot in it - 498: PJ. (a) day in the life of a cat - JJAM11: JL. (a) day trip to Blackpool - 860: SH, JE, PM. daydreams - 121: AMa, KW, PJ. (the) days of the week - 20: NP, CF. daytime television - 599: LT, PM, KHH. 875: GN, JL. daytime TV - 543: TH, GN, JE. dead as a dodo - TV26: TS, AS, DW, JS. dead on time - TV24: TS, KHH. (a) deadlier sin than the one Derek Nimmo talked about a few weeks back - 357: CF, DN. (the) deadliest of the seven sins - 251: SH, KW, CF, PJ. deadline - 322: MKi, PJ, KW. deal - 357: DN, PJ. 397: CF, DN. 416: PM, WR, SF. 447: TH, HD, KHH, CF. dealing - 299: CF, JJ. dealing with a crisis - 474: JC, DN, PM, CF. dealing with difficult people - 282: KW, PJ, CF, KEv. dear diary - 670: MB, PMc, GB. 881: SH, RN, WS, PM. dear listener - 753: PM, RW, GB. dear old friends - 166: DN, PJ. TV31: IB. death and taxes - 847: RI, SH. debates - 491: BD, DN, PM. decluttering - 594: GN, PM, LS, CF. decimalisation - 333: BJ, PJ, DN. decoys - 374: CF, KW. 377: PJ, DN, AMar. Deedilus - 260: KW, AMa, PJ. (the) deep end - 391: LP, WR, RM. defence - 197: CF, AMa. (the) definition of a gentleman - 804: PM. defrosting the fridge - 405: PM, PJ, WR. defying the laws of nature - 522: SF. deja vu - 299: KW, JJ, DN, CF. 505: PM, GN, RMo. 568: GN, CF, PM. delusions - 85: KW, CF. democracy - 201: DN, PJ. demonectomy - 64: CF, DN, KW, SH. demons - 447: CF, TH, KHH. demonstrating - 85: CF, DN, KW. demonstrations - 447: KHH, TH. (a) dent in the car - 205: PJ, AMa, CF, PMo. dentists - 27: CF, DN. 322: CF. 414: TR, RS, PJ. (the) dentist's chair - TV44: BC, TH, WR. department stores - 565: WR, SP, TH. Derek Nimmo - 2: SH, DN, CBi, CF. 10: CF, BBl, DN. 89: KW, DN, CF. 775: GB, PM. describing myself to the listener - 313: CF, DN, KW. desperation - 797: GN, JMa, PM. detection - 212: PJ, PMo, CF. determinism - 751: SP, JC. deviation - 63: DN, KW. 513: PM, CF, PJ. Diamond Lill - 212: CF, PJ. diaries - 404: CF, DN. dice - 316: BC, CF, KW. 372: SH, TR. Dick Turpin - 83: CF, KW, DN. Dick Whittington - 717: TR, TH, SP, PA. 802: JC, PM. Dickenisan London - 820: PM, RK. diction - 158: CF, SH, DN, PJ. 378: CF, KW. (the) dictionary - 756: PM, JC, TW. diet fads - 407: CF. 409: PM, DN, CF. dieting - 38: MK, KW, CF. 80: KWh. diets - 425: DN, TH, CF. 562: RN, SP. (the) difference a day made - 495: PJ. difficulties - 109: KW, CF. (the) difficulties I experience on this show - 213: PJ, SH, GG. digging - 738: GN, SP, PM. digging peat - 176: PJ, SH, KW. digging the road up - 402: DN. (the) digital age - 489: SFr, MM, PJ, PM. digital radio - 643: SF. 715: PM, DM. (the) digital watch - 276: PJ, KW. digits - 461: DN, TH, PJ. digs - 277: CF, PMo. 398: RM, DN, PM, PJ. 464: CF, PM, PJ. dim sum - 642: JC, TH, CF, KRo. Dimitri Shostakovich - 435: PM, SF. dimples - 454: PJ. dining on a budget - 840: HW, RK. dinkies - 569: JE, GB, CN, CF. dinner ladies - 710: JL, CF, PM, JD. dinner party etiquette - 744: JSe, SP, PM, LT. dinosaurs - 518: LS, PM, CF. JJAM3: JE, FD Diogenes - 353: KW. diplomatic immunity - 692: GB, TH, KHH. (the) director's cut - 665: PM, AC, CN. (a) dirty laugh - 672: DO, ML, PM. dirty laughs - 508: CF, GN, PM. dirty tricks - 342: DN. discos - 568: GN, PM, CF. discovering America - 694: TH, SP, GN. discovering my roots - 820: AC, PM, RK. discovery - 211: AMar, DN, KW. discs - 366: TR, CF, GB. 394: TR, DN. disguises - 495: CF, KHH, PJ. disgusted of Tunbridge Wells - 663: PM, KHH, MM. (the) dishwasher - 302: DN, CF, PJ. disposing of orange pips - 19: CF, KW, NP. disreputable people - 300: DN, PJ. dissertations - 188: CF, KW. distractions - 183: CF, DN, PJ. ditties - 400: RM, PM. diversions - 302: CF, DN, PJ. dives - 411: PJ, DN, CF. 425: TH, WR, DN. dividing household chores - 764: TH, GB. diving bells - 84: DN, CF. divisions - 179: CF, PJ, KW. DIY - 814: LT, JC. dizzy - 490: KHH, DN, CF, PJ. DJs - 594: GN, PM, CF. 617: RB, MB, CF, PM. docks - 404: CF, WR, PJ. Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde - 105: KW, CF. Doctor Johnson - 113: KW, CF, PJ. 771: GB, TH. Doctor Spooner - 115: KW, NP, CF. doctor theatre - 801: SM, PM. doctor's orders - 598: CF, TH, LS, CN. doctor's prescriptions - 14: AM, CF, DN. (a) doddle - 442: PM, PJ. (the) dodo - 62: CF, DN, KW, DC. dog days - 286: DN, BMo. 606: TH, JC, CF. dog lovers - 765: PM, GN, JE. (the) dog next door - 41: CF, DN. dog training - 603: GB, NR, MM. doggerel - 341: DN, PJ. 372: TR, KW. 429: TS, WR, PM, CF. dogma - 98: CF, KWh. dogs - 269: KW, DN, JBa. 356: TR, BC, PJ. (a) dog's dinner - 467: CF, PM. 891: JE, PM, MB. dogs I know well - 80: DN, KW, CF. dogwatch - 28: DN, CF, LB. doilies - 519: TH, CF, KHH. doing a good turn - 833: AC, PM, JRo. doing a runner - 661: RN, TR, PM, CF. doing away with flies - 237: THi, DN. doing my nut - 100: KW. doing my own thing - 90: KW, AM, PJ. 363: PJ, CF. doing nothing - 25: AM, DN, KW, CF. doing people - 227: JB. doing people good - 249: JB. doing the impossible - 174: BC, DN, KW. doing the Lambeth walk - TV20: AS, TS, DW. doing the splits - 68: DC, DN. doing the tango - 780: JL, PM, KHH. doing the washing-up - J7: D?, A?, JE doing two things at once - 602: FM, GB, MM, NR. dolphins - 188: DN, AM, CF. TV40: MM, WR, SPu, LS. (the) Dome - 655: CF, JC, PM. domestic bliss - 804: SP, JMa, PM. dominoes - 879: MB, PM. Don Quixote - 168: KW, DN, PJ. Donald Duck - 229: DN, KW, PJ. donkey work - 426: DN, PM, PJ. don't you know who I am - 886: GN, ZL, JL. doodahs - 418: DN, WR, CF. doodles - 494: JC, DN, PM. 661: CF, PM, RN. 710: JD, PM, CF. 762: JE, PM, JL, GN. doodling - 560: PM, LT, CF, SF. (the) Doomsday book - 866: ER, PM. 876: MB, JW, PM. door to door salesmen - 280: KW, DN, CF. doppelganger - 360: KW. 609: TH, SF. Dorick columns - 488: CF, PJ, PM. Dorothy Parker - 702: OO, CF, GB. (the) dos and don'ts of radio - 520: PJ, TH, CF. Dostoyevsky - 751: SP, JC. double acts - TV52: PM, GB. double agent - 514: RV, PM, CF. (the) double bass - 322: MKi, PJ, CF. double bill - 515: PM, CF, TH. 820: PM, RK, RF. double chins - 533: TH, SP, CF. double deckers - 626: LS, TR, CN. double Dutch - 629: CF, JC. double parking - TV4: TS, CF, RV, TH. double whammy - 441: PM, CF, DN, EI. double-glazing salesmen - 432: CF, PM, PJ. doublet - 321: BC, GB, CF, KW. dough - 760: JC, GN, PM. down on your uppers - 524: MJa, CF, SFr, GN. down the back of my sofa - 665: AC, PM, TR. down the plughole - 532: PM, SF, CF. down the tube - TV25: TS, DW, TB. down under - 464: DN, PM, PJ, CF. 695: RN, PJu. downs - 439: LSi, PM, PJ. down-sizing - 898: AH, PM, GB. Dracula - 390: DN, RM. 460: KHH, PM, CF, PJ. drafts - 286: CF, DN, KW. 399: DN, PM, CF. drag - 51: DN, SH. dragons - 451: DN. TV46: PJ, JBr, GB, TH. 721: MMc, PS, SP, PM. drakes - 83: DN, CF, KW. drawers - 209: AMa, CF, DN. drawing a blank - TV29: BC, JSe, SPo, BS. drawing the short straw - TV24: JH, KHH, TS, DW. dreadful puns - 351: DN, SH, CF, KW. (a) dream come true - 638: PM, CF, BB. 659: PMc, PM, OO. (a) dream I've never told anyone about - 819: GB, FG, PM. dreaming spires - 509: SFr, JE, KHH. dreams - 459: GN. dress down Friday - 773: JC. dressed to kill - 706: PM, CF, HL. dressing - 131: CF, SH, PJ. 440: CF. 462: MM, DN, PM, CF. dressing down or dressing gown - 802: JC, JE, RH. dressing for dinner - 607: RN, GN, CF. dressing in a hurry - 332: PJ, TR. dressing provocatively - 748: PM, KE. dressing to kill - 821: RH, JL, PM, SH. (the) dressing up box - 841: JC, PM. dribbling - TV32: WR, LS, PA. drilling - 619: PM, JC, CF. drink - 177: DN, KW, AM, CF. 332: TR, KW, PJ. 334: JJ, CF. drinking games - TV57: GB, TH, LT. dripping - 396: CF, WR. 402: PM, DN, CF. 462: CF, DN. driving - 439: PM, WR, LSi. driving a bargain - 111: JA, KW. (the) driving test - 376: TR, DN. (a) drop in the ocean - 828: GB, PK. dropping a clanger - 466: PM, PJ, DN. 862: GB, SP, TH. (the) Druids - 687: PM, CF, MB, JE. drunkenness - 13: CF, CI. duck - 340: DN, MJa, GB. 513: GP, PM. duck clippers - 31: CF, DN, AM. ducking and diving - 663: PM, KHH, MM. duelling - 335: KW, CF. dumbing down - 480: GP, PM. dummies - 225: RA, KW, CF. (the) dung beetle - TV5: TH, TS, HL, KHH. (the) dunmo flitch - 235: KW, PJ. Durdle Dor - 861: JL, PM. dust sheets - 886: JL, PM. Dutch courage - 580: CF, TH, GN. 897: RN, GB, PM. Dutch uncle - 500: CF, GN. (the) duties of a host - 281: CF, KW, PJ. duvets - TV37: TH, SFr, WR. (a) DVD box set - 788: PS, JE, TH. Ealing Studios - TV11: JS, TS, LSi, JBr. ear nose and throat - 678: JG, MB, PM. ear plugs - 867: SF, JL, JE. (the) early bird - 897: FB, GB, RN. early morning exercises - 325: KW, AMa. early retirement - 650: CF, GB, PM, TH. early starts - 785: PM, JC, SP. earrings - 398: DN, PJ, PM, RM. earth-like planets - 843: MB, GB. east enders - 863: SH, JW, JE, PM. (the) East India company - 829: PM, SH, KE. Easter bonnets - TV43: WR, TH, SFr. eastern promise - 519: TH, KHH, CF. easy ways to lose a man - 15: CI, CF, AM. eating biscuits in bed - 313: DN, KW. eating dirt cheap - 261: PJ, DN, CF. (the) eating habits of the kiwi - 228: PJ, CF, AMar. eating like a horse - 556: PM, GN, LS, CF. eating my words - 514: PM, CF. eating spaghetti - 748: JC, SP, PM. JJAM5: JL, JE. eating vegetables - JJAM2: JL. eating winkles - 389: PJ, BC. eavesdropping - 767: GN, TH. 800: SH, PM, MB. eccentricity - 625: CF, TH, PA, JC. eccentrics - 249: KW, CF, PJ. TV46: JBr, GB, TH. economy - 201: AMa, DN. ecstasy - 151: KW, DN, PJ. 472: GN, PM, CF, PJ. ectoplasm - 441: CF, EI, PM, DN. (the) Eden project - 849: PM, GN, TR, LT. Edgar Allan Poe - 815: TH, AC, GB, PK. Edgar Degas - 437: TH, KHH, HD. Edinburgh nights - 791: HBu, GB, PM. Edith Piaf - 888: PM, AMu, MB, JE. Edmund Halley - 151: KW, DN. education - 387: KW, WR. Edward Elgar - 593: CN, LS, TH. Edward Lear - 194: KW, DN. 277: KW, PMo, CF, DN. Edward the Second - 432: CF, JS, PM, PJ. Edward the Seventh - 207: KW, CF, AM. Edward the Sixth - 202: KW, LF, CF, PJ. Edwin King of Northumbria - 436: CF, EI, DN, PM. effervescence - 160: KW, CF. egg on face occasions - 327: PJ, DN. eggs - 259: DN, PJ, KW. ego - 394: SU, TR, DN, PJ. (the) Eiffel Tower - 334: KW, CF. 724: GB, GN, SWe. (the) eighth wonder of the world - 348: MJa, DN, PJ. 886: PM, ZL, GN. elastic - 87: AM, DN. 227: JB, KW, PJ, CF. (the) elbow - 642: CF, JC. elbow grease - 501: TS, DN, SFr, CF. 549: SFr, PM, CF. (the) eldest child - 770: SK, GB, RK. Eleanor Duce - 266: KW, BT, CF. electricity - 80: CF, KWh, DN. electrifying the audience - 353: KW, CF, PJ. electronic books - 780: KHH, LT. electronics - 288: PJ, KW, TR, CF. elephant and castle - 843: JE, GB. (the) elephant in the room - 882: PM, TH. elephants - 40: CF, DN, KW. 755: PM, LT, RN. (the) eleven plus -805: PM, PA, KE, GN. elitism - 432: PM, JS, CF, PJ. Elizabeth Taylor - 896: PA, JC. Elvis - TV58: JC, PM, SK. Elvis impersonators - 650: PM, TH, CF. Elvis Presley - 626: TR, TH, LS. 776: RN, PM. 861: PM, JC. email - TV34: TH, SFr. 532: SF, CF. embarrassing friends - 491: DN, TH, PM. embarrassments - 5: DN, AM. 99: KW. 408: RS, WR, TR. (the) Emerald Isle - 482: GK, TR, CF, PM. emergencies - 74: KW, CF, DN, AM. emergency stop - 754: SP, MB, PM. Emmanuel Kant - 174: KW, DN. empathy - 50: CF, DN, MK. 125: DN, CF. Emperors - 261: KW. encouragement - 343: KW, PJ. (the) end of my tether - 666: PM, SP, NM, TH. (the) end of the century - 513: GP, PM, CF. end of the pier - 695: PJu, PM, CF. (the) end of the road - 685: TH, GB, KHH. (the) end of the world - 668: CF, PM, CN. (the) end of time - 704: SP, CA, PM. endangered species - TV47: MM, SPu, LS. 822: HW, MJ. endorphins - 711: LT, PM, GB, SP. (the) endurance test - 505: PM, GN, CF. engines - 394: SU, PJ, DN. English breakfast - 853: TR, PM. (an) English country garden - 450: DN, PM. 876: MB, HW. 896: JC, PA. (the) English Gog and Magog - 124: KW, CF. (the) English language - 752: SH, GB, IMc, PM. English literature - 59: KW, DN, AM, CF. (the) English nanny - 1: CF, DN. 775: RN, PM. (the) English Riviera - 526: JC, LS. English slang - 21: KW, CF. English sparkling wine - 849: PM, LT, TR. (an) Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman - 806: RWa, GB. Enid Blyton - 882: PM, ZL, TH. enigma - 497: DN, TH, GN, LS. enjoying life - 78: DN, CF. enjoying myself - 133: AM, KW, CF. enough - 155: JM, PJ, KW. enough money - 290: PJ, BT, KW, TBT. (the) Entente Cordiale - 14: CF, DN. enthusiasm - 53: KW. entrepreneurs - 492: PJ, SFr, PM. entymophobia - 203: CF, PJ. envy - 647: GN, PM, JE. epics - 356: PJ, KW. epicureanism - 218: CF, PJ, AMa. Epicurus - 274: KW. epitaphs - 484: PM, DN, GN. equal pay for women - 43: GJ, KW, CF. (the) Equator - 157: BT, DN, CF. 890: GB, PM, TA. Erasmus Darwin - 246: KW, SH, DN. ERM - 434: PJ, CF. Eros - TV1: TS, TH, KHH. 714: CF, PM, JL. escaping from a maze - 335: CF, VW, KW. escaping from an awful party - 803: SH, PM, JL. escapology - 320: PJ, KW. Eskimos - 582: CF, PM. ESP - 338: KW, PJ. Esperanto - 520: PJ, TH. 595: TH, RN, JE. espionage - 135: CF, DN, KW. (the) essential sausage - 234: CF, GG. essentials - 99: CF, KW, PJ. establishment - 203: MPa. estate agents - 426: CF, PJ. 571: SP, TH, KHH. estate agents I have known - 378: PJ, CF, ES. estimates - 170: SH, DN. etcetera - 427: CQ, PM, CF. (the) eternal optimist - 688: JD, PM, LT, CF. TV49: PJu, SP, PM. eternal youth - 885: PM, SH, GB. etiquette - TV40: WR, LS, SPu, MM. (the) etiquette of queuing - 639: RG, JSe, PM. Eton - TV14: TB, TS, NM, HH. (an) Eton mess - 807: GB, RK, RH, PM. Euclid - 251: KW, CF. Eugene Henri Paul Gaugin - 226: KW, DN, SH. 269: KW, JBa, DN. Eujanius the Fourth - 177: KW, AM, CF. euphemisms - 443: JR, SF. euphoria - 159: PJ, JM, DN. eureka - TV39: GW, GB. (an) eureka moment - 734: GN, SP. euro - TV38: BS, SPo, BC, JSe. Europe - 433: DN, PJ. Eurostar - 768: JC, RW, PJu. evasivesness - 307: PJ, KW. Evelyn Waugh - 810: RK, GB, RH. even the odds - 675: PM, TH, CF. evening classes - 904: JE, PJu. ever decreasing circles - TV29: BC, SPo, JSe. Everest - 286: DN. every trick in the book - 672: PM, ML, PA. evolution - 35: KW, DN, CF, GJ. 215: CF, MPa, KW. (the) evolution of intelligence - 847: GN, SH, PM. exam revision - 827: VF, JC. examinations - 605: TH, RN, GN. excess baggage - TV43: CB, SFr. exchange - 195: PJ, CF. excitement - 228: KW. 263: KW, CF. excuses - 143: SH, PJ. excuses for being late - 1: WE, CF. TV58: PM, SF. exercise - 78: DN, CF. 419: JJ, PJ, DN. 422: PJ, WR, CF. exhibitionism - 276: KW, DN. exhortations - 155: KW. existentialism - 629: CF, TH, JC. exit pursued by a bear - 841: DT. (an) exotic dish - 13: AM, CF, DN. expense accounts - 380: CF, PJ, DN. (the) experiment - 495: CF, DN, KHH. experts - 302: PJ, DN, CF, KW. explaining a joke - 802: PM, RH, JE. explorers - 470: PJ, DN. exploring a hotel room - 836: KG, SM, GB. expostulate - 456: KHH, PM. extra virgin olive oil - 445: TH, DN, PM. extravaganza - 446: TH, DN, PJ. extreme sports - 600: RN. (the) eye of the beholder - 823: FG, TH. eyes and teeth - 482: TR, PM, CF. eyewash - 119: CF, KW. Ezra Pound - 239: KW, DN. fables - 239: PJ, SH. 253: SH, DN. (the) face in the crowd - 508: PM, CF, FM. face powder - 197: AMa, CF, KW. face saving - 301: CF, PJ, DN. facelifts - 605: GN, TH. faces suitable for custard pies - 315: DN, GB, PJ. facial hair - 568: GN, PM. 855: MB, LBe, GB. facing the music - 695: CF, PM, RN. fads - 314: ML, TR, JJ, KW. faggots - 274: CF, KW, PC. faith hope and charity - 563: LS, KHH, CN. fair - 421: PM, CF. 442: PM, CF, GP. (a) fair cop - 628: TH, CN, LS, TR. fairgrounds - 257: JWh, KW, CF. 346: BC, TR, PJ. (the) fairy on top of the Christmas tree - 79: CF, LF, KW, DN. fairy tale endings - 622: GN, CF. fake news - 889: ZL, PM, GN. fake tan - 656: RN, PM. 789: LT. fake tans - 594: PM, GN. fakes - TV48: RMo, KB, GB. fallacies - 49: KW, SH. 347: PJ, DN, CF. fallen arches - 71: DC, CF. falling in love - 353: PJ, HK, KW. falling off a log - 738: TH, SP, PM. falling out of bed - 352: KW. (a) false economy - 542: KHH, JC. 667: CA, CF, PM, GN. false teeth - 53: DN, CF. Falstaff - 841: DT. fame - 653: PA, CF. families - TV33: JBr, TH, GB, PJ. (the) family album - 198: DN, CF. (the) family economy size - 138: CF, KW, PJ. family get-togethers - 720: SK, KHH, GB. family history - 786: TH, RH, JE. family holidays - 769: JBy, GB, PM. family photos - 789: SP, LT, PM. family trees - TV39: GW, IB, LS. family values - 690: JE, PM, CF. (the) Famous Five - 687: JE, PM. famous last sayings - 31: AM, CF, DN. famous last words - 63: CF, GJ, DN. 588: PM, CF, CC. 672: PM, ML, PA. 865: GN, PA, RHo. fan letters - 539: JC, PM, KHH. fan letters I answer - 349: KW. fan mail - 133: CF, KW, AM, DN. TV41: RMo, GB, KB. fancy dress - 380: CF, DN. 499: JE, TR, PJ, SFr. fancy dress balls - 271: DN, PJ. fancy dress costumes - JJAM12: S?, J?, PM. fancy man - 608: RN, GN, LS, CF. fans - 532: PM, SF, LS, CF. fantasy - 302: KW, CF. (the) far side of the Moon - 696: DG, MB, GB. farce - 246: DN, SH. 379: PJ, DN, CF. 474: DN, PM, CF. (a) farewell performance - 499: SFr, JE, TR. farmers - 430: CF, WR. fascinations - 219: KW, CF. fashion - 139: SH, KW, CF, DN. 360: TR, CF, GB. 403: WR, DN, PJ, CF. 611: CC, PM, CF, TH. fashion victim - 505: GN. fashion victims - 583: GN, TH. fashionable bed attire - 381: KW, PJ. fast food - 380: CF, DN. 387: CF. 501: CF, SFr, TS, DN. 807: PM. Fat Boy Slim - 550: CF, JC, PM. fat cats - 465: PJ, DN, CF. 890: TA, PM. fat heads - 111: JA, KW, CF. fate - 619: JC, PM. faucet - 488: PM, ML. faulty equipment - 173: PJ. faux pas - 62: DN, KW. 383: KW. TV45: LS, MC, PJ, MM. 759: PM, RN, TH. (a) favourite book - 891: MB, JE, PM. favourite smells - 14: AM, CF, DN. 784: GN, GB, PM. fawn - 418: PJ. fax - 422: DN, WR, PJ. fear - 230: NP, PJ, KW. 264: KW, DN. (a) feast for the eyes - 682: GB, GN. feather duster - 890: SH. feedback - 614: TH, CF, CC, PM. feeding - 58: NP, CF, DN. Fellici Ozini - 228: KW, CF. fellow feeling - 110: KW, PJ. feminists - 54: DH, DN, CF. (the) femme fatale - 820: RF, PM. (a) fence - 301: KW, DN, PJ. 473: PJ, CF, TH. feng shui - 502: PJ, PM, TH. 532: LS, CF, SF. 887: PM, GB. (the) Fenns - 542: PM, LS, JC. (a) ferret down my trousers - 368: PJ, DN, KW. ferreting - 470: PJ, PM, DN, CF. festivals - 479: TH, CF, FM. festive spirits - 863: JE, PM, SH. fibbing - 364: PJ, KW, DN. fibs - 66: KW, DN. 314: KW, TR, ML. 646: KRo, TH. fiddles - 385: PJ, LP, CF. 410: PM, DN. fiddlesticks - 122: PJ, CF. 283: DN, PJ, KW, SH. fiddling - 310: DN, KW, CF. 608: GN, CF. (a) fiendish mind - 508: GN, FM, CF. fiestas - 466: DN, NM. 15 minutes of fame - 831: PK, SK, GB. (the) fifth Beatle - TV55: PM, JMa. (the) 50s - 629: PA, CF, TH. fig leaves - 87: AM, DN, KW, CF. fighting the flab - 596: CF, PM, JC. (a) figure of speech - 760: TW, JC, PM, GN. figures - 93: CF, AM. Fiji - 263: DN, CF. 440: PJ, DN, JE. filibustering - 72: CF, AM, KW, DN. 869: PM, ER. filing - 564: GN, TR, JE. filleting fish - 521: PJ, SF, PM, MM. fillings - 138: AM, CF. 578: LS, CF, PM. film - 370: PJ, KW. (the) film clinch - 280: DN, RBu, CF. (the) film industry - 58: GJ, CF, NP, DN. (the) films of Marilyn Monroe - 774: MJ, PA, TH. (a) filthy night - 425: DN, TH. (the) final curtain - 686: GN, CF. (the) final demand - 502: CF, PJ. (the) final twist - 508: GN, FM, PM. financial advisers - 592: PM. finches - 355: KW, WF, DN, PJ. finding a caterpillar in the salad - 107: SH. finding a parking space - 806: FM, GB, TH. finding luggage at the airport - 413: WR, DN, CF, PJ. fine - 417: HL, CF, PM. (the) finest human qualities - 54: KW, DN, DH. finger nails - 13: CF, DN. finishing school - 362: DN, BC. fireworks - 834: PM, SP, FS, GB. First Baron George Jeffries - 421: CF, PM, PJ. (the) first chapter of my autobiography - 785: JC, SP. (the) first cheque I wrote - 861: SC, JL. (a) first class sausage - 187: CF, PJ, SH. (the) first cuckoo - 951: PM, SH. (the) first day at the lingerie sale at Harrod's - TV13: TRo, RV, AS, TS. first impressions - 535: GN, RN, CF. first nights - 82: SH, CF, DN. 738: SP, GN, TH, PM. 790: MJ, PA, CC, PM. (the) first of a new series - 168: KW, CF, PJ, DN. (the) first man on the Moon - 853: PM, TR, GN. (the) first record I ever bought - 686: PJu, GN. (the) first sign of spring - 733: PA, GB, JE. (the) first signs of summer - 764: TH, JC, PM. (the) first time I appeared in public - 304: KW, DN, PJ. (the) first time I played Just A Minute - 539: KHH, PM. (the) first time wearing spectacles - 768: JL, RW. (the) first woman in space - 828: SK, GB, PS, PK. first words - 492: SFr, MM. (the) Firth of Forth - 448: PM, DN, CF, TH. fiscal cliff - 800: SH, PM, MB. fish - 268: KW, DN. fish and chips - TV42: PA. (the) fish finger - 870: SF, JL, JE. (a) fish out of water - 661: PM, TR. fishing - 246: BCr, DN, SH, KW. 344: MJa, DN, KW, GB. 420: SF, WR, DN, PM. TV30: RMo, LG, RV, TO. 619: LT, JC. fishing for compliments - 509: SFr, JE, PJ. fishnet tights - TV41: LG, GB, RMo. five more things to do during a power cut - 823: TH, PM, FG, GB. five star review - 678: CF, JG, MB. five things to do with a potato - 712: PM, JMo, TH. five uses of the banana - 793: LT, SP, GN. five ways to get a good night's sleep - 747: TH, AC, PM. fixations - 244: MP, PJ, DN. 261: PJ, DN. fixing roulette wheels - 351: CF, DN, KW. flamboyancy - 98: KW, CF, KWh. flannel - 429: PM, CF, TS, WR. 515: CF, TH. (a) flash in the pan - 352: MJa, DN, PJ. 896: PM. (a) flat battery - 523: CF, GN. flat feet - 208: SH, PJ. TV48: LG, GB. flat hunting - 43: CF, KW, DN. flat sharing - 593: LS, CN, CF. flat stomachs - 588: CC, CF, TH. flattery - 468: CF, DN, PM. flavour of the month - 887: SH. fleece - 460: PJ, KHH, CF. flibbertigibet - 873: PM, SH, GB. flies - 117: DN, CF, KW. TV32: LS, WR, PJ. flight - 307: KW, PJ. flirting - 507: PM, SF, CF. flirting with disaster - 672: ML, DO, PA. floating voter - 484: GN, GP, DN. floral dancing - 169: DN, KW, JM. Florence - 323: KW, GB. Florence Nightingale - 762: JL, PM. Florida - 278: PJ, DN. flower power - 621: SP, PM, RN, GN. 659: PM, PMc, OO. fluffing - 428: PM, DN, RMo. (a) flutter - 470: PM, CF, PJ, DN. fly fishing - 896: ZL, JC, PM, PA. fly on the wall - 498: TH, PJ. 894: RN, GB. fly tipping - 874: MB, HW, PM. flying a kite - JJAM3: JCal, FD. 831: SK, GB, PK, PS. flying by the seat of my pants - 478: PM, CF. flying off the handle - 545: JE, TR, TH, GN. flying saucers - 199: PMo, PJ, CF. 450: PM. 888: JE, PM. (the) flying Scotsman - 880: PM, MB. focus groups - 511: JE, PJ, SFr. foibles - 61: CF, DN. 480: DN. folk - 875: ASa, JL, GN. follies - 109: PJ, SH, KW. 463: PJ, GN. following your nose - 714: PM, CF. (the) folly of youth - 771: PA, TH, MJ. (the) font of all knowledge - 816: GB, PA, PM. food allergies - 776: JE, GB. (the) food of the gods - 815: GB, TH. (a) fool - 92: CF, AM. fooling around - 813: PM, SP. foolishness - 267: PJ, AMa, PMo. 417: PM, HL, PJ, CF. 799: RH, JE, PM. fools - 246: KW, SH, DN, BCr. 297: KW, PJ, TBT. 372: KW, DN, SH. (a) fool's paradise - 147: PJ, DN, KW. 720: GB, PM, KHH. footlights - 401: DN, JMu, TR. 439: LSi, PJ. footsie - 654: SP, CC, PM. for what I would like to be remembered - 188: DN, CF, AM. for what we are about to receive - 693: PM, CF. forbidden fruit - 484: PM, DN. 673: CA, PM, GN, CF. forecasts - 416: WR, PM, SF, DN. foreign hotels - 117: DN, AM, CF. forever and ever - 698: PM, RG. forewords - 326: PJ, DN, KW, NP. forge - 447: TH, CF. forgeries - 429: WR, PM, TS. forget-me-nots - 133: KW, DN, AM. forgetting names - 750: IMc, GB, PM. forgetting the tagline - 259: PJ, CF, DN. forging ahead - 380: DN, CF, PJ. (a) fork in the road - 855: PM, GB, MB. form - 391: CF, WR, LP. fortitude - 140: PJ, AMa, CF. fortune - 224: DN, CF. (a) fortune teller - 744: LT, JSe, PM. fortune tellers - 584: LS, CN, BB, TH. 685: JG, GB, TH, KHH. fortune telling - 339: LPu, KW. 372: DN, KW, TR. 460: PM, KHH. forty winks - 801: AC, GB, SM, PM. fossils - 465: PM, PJ. foul play - 479: DN, TH, CF. 718: GB. (the) fountain of youth - 666: NM, PM, SP. four poster beds - 604: CC, PM. (the) four seasons - TV30: LG, RV, TO, RMo. (the) fourth Earl Ross to say nothing of his 52 inch reflector - 212: PMo, CF, PJ. (the) fourth wall - 680: TH, PM, CF. fowl - 239: DN, SH. fox - 397: BC, DN. Francis Bacon - 252: KW, CF. 429: CF, PM, WR. Francois Marie Allouiet - 267: KW, PJ, PMo. Francophile - 504: SFr, JE, PJ. Frankenstein - TV56: SM, SP. freckles - 539: LS, PM, JC. Frederick Chopin - 531: CF, PM, TR. Frederick the Great - 88: KW, CF, DN. (a) free lunch - 536: GN. free papers - 722: RH, JG, SP. free speech - 51: CF, DN, KW. 812: GP, SP. free spirits - 854: SH, PM. free verse - 868: PA, GN, PM. freebies - 614: TH, CC, PM. freeloaders - 424: WR, PM, TS. freeze - 287: DN, PJ. (the) French - 741: SH, RN, TH. French bread - 802: RH, JE, PM, JC. (the) French connection - 882: JC. French dressing - 801: GB, PM. French exchange - 821: SH, RH. French toast - 771: MJ, TH, PA, GB. frengle - 527: LS, GN. freshers' week - 716: JMo, TH. (a) Freudian slip - 808: GN, PM. Friday - 71: KW, DN, CF. (a) friend in need - 812: PM. (the) friendliest one I know - 243: DN, CF, PJ. friends - 392: DN, CT, CF, BC. 406: CF, DN, WR. 473: FM, CF. friends I don't like - 189: SH, DN, CF. friends in high places - 523: MJa, SFr, CF, GN. friendship - 50: KW, CF. 91: AM, CF, PJ. 335: KW, PJ, VW. TV47: SPu, MM, WR, LS. fright - 99: KW, CF. 145: CF, JM. (the) fright of my life - 211: AMar, DN, CF. frightening noises - 250: PJ, KW, CF. frightening people - 54: DN, CF. (the) fringe - 535: PM, CF, GN. fringe benefits - 597: PM, GP, DO. fripperies - 458: MM, DN, PM. frogs - 48: CF, KW. 332: KW, TR, LPu, PJ. frogs' legs - 232: DN, KW, CF. frolics - 175: AM, PJ. 396: BC, PJ. front crawl - 893: PM, JC, PA. (the) front row of this audience - TV58: JC, SF. frozen assets - 733: GB. frozen food - 109: SH. frozen peas - 856: GB, SC, AC, PM. fruit - 293: KW, SH, DN. fruit cake - 676: CN, TR, PM. fruit cup - 107: CF, SH, PJ. fudge - 371: PJ, KW. 382: WR, DN, CF, KW. 467: PM, CF. 575: CF, PM, RN. (a) full house - 195: CF, KW, PJ, AMar. 464: PM, CF, PJ, DN. 575: RN, GP, CF. (a) full life - 167: DN, CF, KW. (the) full monty - 497: TH, GN. 884: GB, PM. (the) full shilling - 505: CF, PM. fun - 176: KW, SH, PJ. 378: ES. fun and games - 232: PJ, CF. 383: RM, DN. 396: BC, CF, WR. fun fairs - 592: CF, SH. (a) fun guy - 532: CF, SF, PM. 724: SWe, GB, PM. fun in Scunthorpe - 351: CF, SH, DN. (the) fun of bath night - 318: KW, SH. (the) fun of spending - 267: PJ, PMo. fun on the trampoline - 335: PJ, CF. fun with snails - 331: CF. (the) function of a good waiter - 40: CF, DN. fungus - TV38: BC, SPo, BS, JSe. funny people - 742: PM. (a) funny thing happened to me on the way to the studio - 210: AMar, PJ, KW. funny valentine - 797: PM, SP. fur coats and no nickers - 805: PM, PA, KE. (a) fur tippet - 52: KW, AMa. furry dice - 563: CN, PM, KHH. future inventions - 315: PJ, KW, GB. (the) future of radio - 671: PM, TH, SP. fuzz - 49: CF, DN, SH. gadgetry - 200: PJ, SH. gadgets - 690: MB, JE. gags - 63: CF, KW, GJ. 406: DN, WR. Galileo - 855: GB, PM, LBe. gambits - 252: CF, DN. gambling - 28: KW, LB, DN. game set and match - 590: PM, CF, TH, CC. game show hosts - TV11: JS, TS, LSi, JBr. games - 475: CF, PM, PJ, AS. (the) gang - 500: FM, PM. gangsters - 449: PJ, KHH, PM. gap years - 718: KHH, GB. garages - 392: BC, DN, CF, CT. (the) Garden of Eden - 331: NP, CF. 845: JL, TH. garden gnomes - 400: WR, RM, PJ, PM. 424: CF, PM. TV44: TH, WR, SFr. 542: LS, JC. (a) garden party - 739: JE, GB. garden worms - 400: PJ, PM, WR. Garibaldi - 85: KW, DN, SH. 315: KW, PJ. gas - 2: CF, CBi, SH, DN. 187: KW, CF, SH. gas chromatography - 235: MP, PJ, JB. (the) gatecrasher - 506: TS, CF, DN. gatecrashing - 7: DN, CF. (a) gathering storm - 743: SKA, FM, PM, JE. Gaugin - 785: SP, JC, PM. gear - 505: CF. geisha girls - TV31: LS, GB, IB, GW. Gemini - 189: CF, DN, SH. genealogy - 353: CF, HK. Genghis Khan - 862: AH, GB, TH, SP. genie in a bottle - 805: KE, GN, PM. genius - 256: KW. 474: JC, PM, DN. Genoa - 436: DN, CF. gentleman's relish - TV48: KB, LG. gentlemen prefer blondes - 115: PJ, KW, CF. (the) gentleman thief - 499: PJ, JE, TR. (the) geometric markings near Nascar in Peru - 288: TR, PJ, CF. Geordies - 425: TH, DN, CF. 518: CF, PM. 654: PM, TH, CC. George Bernard Shaw - 597: LS, CN, CF, TH. George Elliot - 218: KW, PJ. George Peabody - 242: KW. George Nathaniel Curzon - 273: KW, PC. Georgian architecture - 766: SP, SF. gerry-building - 396: WR, BC, CF. (the) get out clause - 493: ML, PJ, PM. (the) getaway car - 504: TR, JE, SFr. getting a break - 22: GJ, CF, KW. 48: MLi, KW. 415: CF, ML, DN. getting a duck - 205: CF, AMa, PJ, PMo. 238: CF, PJ. getting a good cup of tea outside of England - 848: SF, PM. getting a good start - 285: KW, PJ. 330: KW, CF. getting a little extra - 147: DN, KW, PJ. getting a lot of letters - 192: CF, SH. getting a ship into the bottle - 216: PJ, KW, DN. getting a shock - 299: KW, CF, DN, JJ. getting a tan - 311: PJ, KW, SH, GB. 581: RN, PM. getting a thrill - 339: KW. getting a word in edgeways - 74: KW, CF. getting abroad for the holidays - 342: DN, JBad, CF. getting across - 168: PJ, CF. getting ahead - 82: DN. getting animated - 378: KW, PJ. getting at an itch in the middle of my back - 324: DN, JR, KW. getting away from it all - 704: JC, CA, SP. getting away with it - 185: BC, CF, KW, DN. 329: JR, AMa, KW, CF. 742: PM, JBi, GB. getting booked - 336: LPu, TR, PJ. getting bubbles into soda water - 18: NP, KW. getting carried away - 188: KW, CF, AM, DN. getting comfortable - 125: SH, DN. getting confused - 405: RM. 452: PJ, PM, WR. getting cut off - 145: WM, PJ. getting dressed on a public beach - 38: KW, DN, CF, MK. getting dressed on the beach - 333: BJ, DN, PJ. getting found out - 757: SK, GB, RW. getting frantic - 417: PJ, HL, PM, CF. getting ice cubes out of the tray - 296: BC, GG. getting in a flap - 94: PJ, CF. getting in a frenzy - 278: KW, CF. getting in a jam - 162: DN, PJ, CF, AM. getting in first - 480: DN, GP, GN. getting into bed - 334: CF, KW, JJ, DN. getting into debt - 89: DN, KW, CF. getting into hot water - 443: SF, PM. getting into trouble - 160: KW, PJ, CF. getting knotted - 121: CF, AMa, PJ, KW. getting launched on the waters of oratory - 126: KW, PJ, CF. getting locked in - 338: CF, TR, PJ. getting locked out - 356: PJ, BC. getting lost - TV22: RV, TS, DW, CCh. getting measured for a suit - 179: AMar, KW, PJ. getting my hair cut - JJAM12: J?, S?, PM. getting my high heel caught in the pavement - 28: LB, CF, KW. getting nicked - 174: DN, CF. getting noticed - 341: PJ, DN, WF. getting on with other people - 46: CF, DN, KW, AM. getting out of an awkward position - 291: AMa, PJ, CF. getting out of jail - 19: CF, NP, KW. getting pinched - 189: PJ, DN. getting plastered - 469: TH, CF. getting ready for breakfast - 206: PJ, DN, SH. 224: PJ, SH, DN. getting ready for the hols - 170: DN, PJ, SH. getting ready to go out - 64: KW, CF, SH. getting ready to go to bed - 8: LB. getting rich - 215: PJ, CF, KW. getting rid of ants - 160: AM, PJ, KW, CF. getting rid of hiccups - 751: JC, PM, SP, KE. getting rid of wasp's nests - 191: DN, PJ. getting round Nicholas - 428: PM, DN, RMo. getting round people - 178: DN, CF, SH, PJ. getting sent - 231: DN, MP. 286: DN, BMo. TV22: TS, RV, DW. getting started - 261: KW, DN. getting stuck in the lift - 328: PJ, VW, CF. getting stung - 320: KW, LG, DN. getting the audience excited - 375: KW. getting the baby to sleep - 311: SH, KW, PJ. getting the best of an argument - 30: CF, DN, GJ, KW. getting the best out of your radio - 169: JM, PJ. getting the bird - 442: PJ, GP, PM, CF. getting the wind up - 90: KW, AM, CF. getting the winkle out - 324: DN, KW. getting to grips - 307: KW, DC, DN, PJ. getting to know you - 877: JL, KRy, PM, GB. getting to sleep - 85: SH, DN. 325: JBe, KW. 418: WR, CF, PJ. getting up early - 88: CF, DN. getting up in the morning - 52: CF, KW, DN. 573: JE, CF. J8: JL, JE, SSm. getting uptight - 358: KW, CF. 388: PJ, CF, DN. getting wound up - 173: KW, CF, AM. 259: KW, DN. getting your five a day - 797: PM, SP, JMa. getting your toe caught in the bath tap - 413: PJ, CF, DN. geysers - 103: CF, KW. 211: DN, AMar. 902: SP. (the) gherkin - 437: HD, TH. 706: JC, CF, PM. (the) ghost at the BBC - 282: KEv, PJ, KW, CF. ghost hunting - 68: DC, DN, KW. ghost stories - 698: CF, MMc, RG. (the) ghost train - 799: PM, JC, RH. ghost writers - 721: SP, MMc. ghost writing - 403: CF, DN, TR. ghosts - 440: DN, JE, CF. giant strides - 675: DG, TH, PM. giants - 305: KW, CF. (the) giant's causeway - 482: TR, CF, GK. 806: GB, TH. gibberish - 57: NP, DN, KW. (the) gift of the gab - 903: ZL, JE, PM, RHo. Gilbert and Sullivan - 537: TH, CF, LS. gin - 293: KW. ging gang goolie - 678: MB, PM, CF. ginger - 431: CF, PM. 566: CF, GN. Giotto - 328: KW. (the) giraffe - 555: CF, CC, RN, GN. giraffes - 227: PJ, JB. girdles - 61: DN, AM. girl Friday - TV39: LS, GW, GB, IB. (the girl from Ipanema - 880: MB, PE, PM. (the) girl next door - 631: PM, CF, CN. girl power - 485: TR, PM, GK. girls - 119: DN, CF, PJ. (a) girl's best friend - 649: LT, KHH, CN, PM. Girolamo Savonarola - 350: KW, TR. give it to me straight - 891: PM, JE. giving a back-handed compliment - 815: AC, GB, PK. giving a short address - 53: DN, CF. giving advice - 205: PJ, AMa, CF. giving someone the elbow - 796: JE, TH. giving up smoking - 29: DN, CF. 832: SH, PM, JLy. giving up the ghost - 904: PJu, TH, JE, SH. giving your all - 504: SFr, TR, PJ. gizmoes - 442: GP, CF, PM. 514: RV, PJ, PM. glad rags - 513: GP, PJ. 807: RH, PM, GB. gladiators - 446: TH, JH. (the) Gladstone bag - 221: KW, PJ. Gladys Heginbotham - 221: KW, PJ, CF, GG. Glamorgan - 446: TH, PJ. glamour - 404: DN, CF. 410: DN, PM, CF, ST. (the) glamour of Solihull - TV24: DW, TS, KHH. Glasgow - 477: CF, DN. (the) glass ceiling - 488: PJ, ML, PM. TV34: WR, BC. 646: TH, CF, KRo. Glastonbury - 868: RH, PM. (the) Glens of Antrim - 485: CF, PM, GK, TR. (the) glitterati - 513: PM, CF. glitz and glamour - 704: JC, PM. global warming - 709: GB, PM, SP. (the) Globe Theatre - 798: SM, GB. (the) glorious 12th - 483: DN, PJ, CF. glory - 380: KW, PJ. (the) gloves are off - 895: JL. glued to the box - 756: GN, PM, JC. gluttony - 244: PJ, DN. 463: GN, TH. gnomes - 596: PM, CF, RN. gnu - 619: CF, LT, PM. goats - 236: DN, PMo, KW, CF. gobbledegook - 387: KW. (the) gods of ancient Rome - 780: KHH, PM. God's own counry - 599: LT, CC, PM. going about - 363: CF, WF. going bananas - 382: KW, DN. going dutch - 476: PM, KHH, PJ. going for a song - 472: CF, PM, PJ. going green - 740: JSe, SP, PM. going nuclear - 876: PM, MB. going off the deep end - 312: KW, VW, PJ. 328: KW, CF. going off the rails - 628: CN, TH, TR. 857: GB, PM, JLy. going on safari - 804: GN, JMa, PM. going on tour - 760: JC, GN. going out to bat - 895: SF. going over the top - 225: KW, RA. going south for the winter - 799: JE, PM, JC. going to the cinema - 585: PM, SFr, RN. TV55: JMa, SK, HB. JJAM12: S?, J?, PM, JL. going to the dentist - 580: PA. 891: AMu, MB, JE. going to the dogs - 289: BC, LP, KW, CF. 440: CF, JE, PJ. TV6: TBl, TS. TV35: MM, MC, PJ. going to the dump - 785: PM, JC, SP. going to the gym - 532: SF, CF. 830: JE, VF. going to the hairdresser - 13: CI, DN, CF. going to the hairdressers - 550: PM, JE, CF. 750: SH, PM, GB. going to the library - 649: CN, PM. going to the local - 175: AM, DN, CF. going to the optician - 557: SF, CF, PM, LT. going to the supermarket - 598: CN, LS, CF, TH. going to the zoo - 634: CF. going to Zanzibar - 729: JL, JMo. going too far - 202: KW, LF, CF. 309: KW. going up in the world - 274: KW, CF, PC. going viral - 846: MB, GB. Gol Conda - 223: KW, DN, CF. gold - 256: PJ, CF, KW. 383: KW, CF. (the) Gold Cup - 614: CF, CC, PM. (the) gold rush - 689: PM, TH, GN, SP. gold shares - 16: CF, DN. (the) golden age of steam - 496: DN. (the) golden fleece - 131: KW, CF, PJ. golden oldies - 624: GN, SP, PM. (a) golden opportunity - 846: MB, GB. Goldilocks - 322: KW, MKi, PJ, CF. golf - 85: DN, CF, KW. gomphosis - 195: KW, AMar, CF. good advice - 479: TH, DN. (a) good bedside manner - 510: CF, PJ. (a) good buy - 273: CF, KW, BT, PC. (a) good conversation - 814: JE, PM. good cop bad cop - 630: KHH, PM, LS, CF. (a) good date - 425: WR, DN, CF. (a) good dodge - 469: PJ. (a) good education - 623: DO, PM, JE. (a) good egg - 479: FM, TH, DN. 540: SP, GN, PM. 880: PM. (a) good excuse - TV26: DW, TS, AS. (a) good fiddle - 248: PJ, KW, CF. good food - 314: TR, KW. (a) good hand - 420: DN, SF, PM. 544: CF. (a) good innings - 813: HBl, SP, PM. (a) good laugh - 764: JC, PM. (a) good limerick - 809: GB, TH, FM. (a) good line - 169: DN, JM. good luck - 321: KW, CF. good manners - TV48: LG, KB, GB, RMo. 587: CN, BB, TH. (a) good meal - 378: CF, KW. (a) good night out - 388: CF, DN. good nights - 448: DN, CF. (the) good old days - 529: CF, TH. 548: TH, TR. (a) good part to play - 413: PJ, DN, CF, WR. (a) good party - 433: PM, CFe, DN. (a) good plot - 657: PM, TH, CC. good plots - 55: DN, CF. (a) good read - 498: PJ, PM, TH. (a) good rebus - 331: PJ, DN, NP. (a) good role - 266: CF, PC. (a) good role model - 817: JC, LT, PM. (a) good rule of thumb - 475: PM, AS, PJ. 535: CF, PM, RN. good salesmanship - 258: PJ, SH, CF, KW. (a) good Samaritan - TV38: JSe, BS, BC, SPo. (a) good service - 301: DN, CF. (a) good soap - 527: LS, TH, GN, CF. (a) good subject - 362: BC, DN. good taste - 478: CF, PM. (a) good trip - 780: PM, KHH, JL. (a) good turn - 370: PJ, DN, KW. good turns - 595: JE, RN, TH, CF. good value - 435: PJ. (a) good yarn - 478: PM, CF, PJ. goodness - 99: PJ, CF. goose pimples - 677: CF, PM, FM, JCa. goodwill - 132: CF, PJ, KW. goody two shoes - 522: PM, SF, MM. gooey buns - 278: CF, DN. googling yourself - 814: JC, JE. googly - 495: KHH, CF, DN. (the) Goons - 843: GB, SK, JE. (the) goose - 334: CF, DN. 462: CF, PM, DN. (the) goose fair - 527: GN, CF. (a) gooseberry - 904: SH. gorilla tactics - 689: GN, TH, PM. gorillas - 62: DN, CF. 201: PJ, DN. gossip - 91: AM, KW. 497: GN, DN, TH. 816: PA, SM, PM. gossipping - 31: AM, DN, CF. Goya - 426: CF, DN, PJ. grace - 46: DN, KW. 465: CF, PM, DN. graffiti - 255: KW, CF, PJ. 409: DN, CF. 523: CF, GN, SFr. 784: AC, GB, GN. (a) grand finale - 604: PM, KHH, CC. (the) grand old Duke of York - 869: GB, PM. 887: TA, SH, GB. (a) grand occasion - 373: KW. (the) grand tour - 876: PM, MB, JW. (a) grand opening - 260: KW, PMo, AMa. (a) grandfather clock - 898: PM, GB, SP. grandiloquence - 21: KW, CF. Granny's cooking - 723: PM, CC, JE. grant - 264: KW, PJ. grasping at straws - 659: PM, CF. grasping the needle - 647: PM, JE, GN, CF. gratuities - 487: CF, DN, JC. gravy - 168: CF, DN, KW, PJ. (the) gravy train - 531: CF, AG, PM, TR. gread and gutter - 238: RA. grease paint - 898: GB, SP. (a) great adventure - 746: TH, RN, SH. (the) great American novel - 841: SF, JC. (the) Great Barrier Reef - 866: PM, TR, GB, ER. (the) great bed of where - 104: KW, CF. (the) great British public - TV47: MM, WR. (a) great catch - 756: TW, JC. (the) great escape - 452: PM, LSi, PJ. great escapes - 637: PM, JE, GB. great expectations - 674: GB, JC, PM. (the) great fire of London - 867: NK, JL. great inventions - TV50: SF, PM, JC. great moments - 327: BJ, DN, PJ. great music - 304: IM, DN. (the) great nebula in Andromeda - 191: PJ, DN, KW, AM. (the) great outdoors - 865: PA, RHo. great painters - 430: AMc, WR, DN. great paintings - 294: KW, DN. (a) great party - 439: PM, LSi, PJ. (the) Great Piazza Coffee House - 259: KW, DN, CF. great silent films - 371: TR, PJ, KW, DN. great strides - 759: TH, PM. (the) Great Wall of China - 599: CC, PM. 880: FM, MB, PE. great walls - 445: DN, TH, PM. (the) greatest influence of my life - 307: DC, DN, KW. (the) greatest invention of our age - 114: AM, CF, PJ. (the) greatest President of the USA - 285: JJ, DN, PJ. (the) greatest woman who ever lived - 283: SH, KW. Greece - 142: DN, CF, KW. 418: CF, WR, PJ. greed - 367: PJ, WF. Greek gods - 401: TR, DN, JMu, CF. 452: LSi. Greek myths - 523: CF, MJa, GN. Greek tragedy - 803: JL, SH. Greeks bearing gifts - 854: SH, MMc, PM. (the) green belt - TV14: TS, NM, HH. TV17: TS, CM, MF, DW. (the) green eye of the little yellow god - 249: CF, PJ, KW. (the) green eyed monster - 512: PM, SF. 866: ER, TR, GB. green fingers - 514: PM, CF. 622: LS, PM, CF. green jellybabies - 367: CF, WF, PJ. (the) green room - 746: TH, SH, RN. greenhouse plants - 10: RHou. Greenland - 733: GB, PM, JE. greens - 383: RM. 421: TH, PM, CF. 473: TH, FM, CF, PJ. Greenwich mean time - 651: PM, JC. Gretna Green - 358: DN, PJ. 799: JC, PM. grey power - 647: CF, JE, GN. Greyfriars Bobby - 834: GB, FS, PM. greyhounds - 382: CF, DN. grim up north - 788: JE, TH. gripping the audience - 370: KW, AMar, DN. groceries in Grantham - TV17: DW, TS, MF. grockles - 648: PM, GB, TH, CF. gross impertinence - 140: KW, PJ, CF. grounds - 422: CF, DN, WR. groupies - 726: GB. grouse - 432: PM, JS, PJ. growing a beard - 803: SH, JL. growing a moustache - 604: PM, KHH. growing bananas - 819: PM, TH, GB. growing old - 460: PJ, PM, CF. growing old gracefully - 584: TH, CN. growing sprouts - 461: DN, FM, TH. growing tomatoes - 824: SH, JL. grumpiness - 647: JE, GN, PM. grumpy - 573: CF, GB, CN. grunting female tennis players - 771: TH, GB. gruntling - 257: PJ, KW. Guacino - 215: KW, MPa, CF. Guernsey - 501: DN, CF. guests who stay too long - 836: SM, KG. guides - 233: AMar, SH. 466: NM, PM. guilding the lily - 497: GN, TH, LS. guilt - 429: TS, CF, PM, WR. guinea pigs - TV43: SFr, WR, CB, TH. 532: PM, CF. gunge - 92: PJ, AM, KW. (a) gut feeling - 745: JE, GN, GB. (the) gutter press - 570: PM, LS, RN. Guy Fawkes - 860: JW, JE. gym - 467: GN. habits - 35: DN, CF. 277: DN, CF. 375: DN, PJ. 458: MM, DN, PM. (a) habitual lie - 825: AC, PM. hackneyed phrases - 29: CF, DN, GJ. Hadrian - 102: KW, AM, PJ. haggis - 436: EI, DN, PM, CF. hail - 355: DN, PJ. hailing a taxi - TV5: TS, TH. hair - 52: AMa, CF. hair loss - 707: CC, PM. (the) hair of the dog - 481: PJ, PM, CF. 536: GP, PM, CF. 881: PM, WS, SH. hairs - 443: JR, PM, SF. hairy legs - 116: KW, CF, AMa, PJ. TV45: PJ, MC, MM, LS. (the) haka - 861: JC, JL. halcyon days - 478: CF, KHH, PM. halfterm - TV48: KB, GB, LG. halfwits - 376: TR, KW. hallelujah - 841: PM, SF, DT. Halley's comet - 315: DN, GB. 348: KW, DN, MJa, PJ. 871: PM, GB. 903: RHo, JE, ZL, PM. Halloween - JJAM3: JE, FD. hallucinations - 311: GB, KW, SH. ham - 236: DN, PMo, KW, CF. ham rolls - 73: DN, KW. (a) ham sanwich - 799: PM, RH, JE. 848: PM, DT, JC. Hamlet - 56: KW, DN. 321: KW, CF. Hampstead to Putney by bus - TV4: CF, RV, TH, TS. hand sanitiser - 896: ZL, PM. handbags - 639: JSe, PM. handicap - 98: CF, KW, PJ. handle - 367: KW, WF. hand-me-downs - 770: GB, RK, SK, PM. 855: LBe, MB, GB. handyman - 489: PJ, MM, PM. handymen - 640: PM, GB, GN, SP. hang gliding - 200: CF, PJ. TV45: LS, PJ, MM, MC. hanging about - 158: SH, DN, PJ, CF. (the) hanging gardens of Babylon - 874: HW, PM. hanging on to your money - 257: KW, JWh, PJ. hanging out the washing - 184: SH, DN. hanging wallpaper - 180: KW, DN, AM. hangover cures - 243: CF, PJ. hangovers - TV35: MC, MM. 523: GN, CF, SFr. Hannibal - 210: KW, PJ, CF. happenings - 95: KW. (the) happiest day of my life - 147: KW, SH. happily ever after - 673: GN, CA. happiness - 40: KW, DN, CF. 105: PJ, CF, AM. 337: CF, KW, BC. (the) happiness index - 786: PS, TH, JE. happy as Larry - 499: TR, JE, SFr. 621: RN, SP, PM, GN. happy day - 386: PJ, CT. happy families - 172: BC, CF, PJ. happy hour - 552: CF, PM, SFr. 680: TH, PM. TV58: PM, SF, JC. (a) hard boiled egg - 497: TH, DN, LS. hard lines - 222: PJ, MP, KW. hard times - 475: PJ, AS, PM, CF. (the) hardest lesson of all - 511: PJ, JE, KHH. hardly anything - 135: KW, DN, CF. hardy perennials - 603: GB, NR. Harley Street - 727: GB, PM, JC. Harold Lloyd - 389: CF, PJ. harvest festival - 859: TH, GB. has-beens - 524: CF, SFr. hats - 111: JA, KW, CF. (a) hat-trick - 854: PA, PM. haunted theatres - 345: JBad, KW. haunting - 447: KHH, CF. hauntings - 289: KW. (a) haven - 474: DN, CF, JC. having a ball - 501: CF, DN, SFr. 885: SH, PE, PM. having a barbecue - JJAM2: HM, JE, K?. having a bubble bath - 135: DN, CF. having a double - TV16: DW, TS, RV. having a duvet day - 747: TH, KHH, PM. having a field day - 54: KW, CF, DN. having a good time in the desert - TV52: PM, LT. having a knees-up - 648: CF, GB, TH, PM. having a nice day - 370: PJ, KW, AMar. having fun - 281: AMa, KW, CF, PJ. having fun in Farnham - TV21: TS, CF, HL, DW. having my hair done - 42: SH, DN, CF. 136: SH, PJ. 315: GB, DN, KW. 430: WR, DN, AMc. having my photograph taken - 65: DN, SH, CF. having my picture taken - 271: PJ, KW, RA. J10: ESl, JE, R?, JL. having the car serviced - 152: CF, KW, AMar. having the last say - 561: TR, TH, JE, GN. having women in the show - 188: KW. 291: KW, CF, AMa, PJ. having your cake and eating it - 813: HBl, RK. hay fever - 15: AM, CI. 465: DN, CF, PJ. 569: GB, CN, JE. 696: MB, GB, DG. (the) head and the heart - 848: JC, PM, SF. header tanks - 366: CF, KW, TR. health food - 552: CF, SFr, PM. health food shops - 406: PJ, DN, CF, WR. healthy scepticism - 658: CF, PM, RN. (a) healthy start to the day - 796: TH, AC. Heath Robinson contraptions - 285: DN, JJ, PJ. Heathcliff - TV34: TH, SFr, BC, WR. heather - 459: TH, DN. Heathrow - TV9: TS, NM, HH. heavenly bodies - 729: JMo, TH, JL. heavy metal - 449: PM, JE, PJ, KHH. 846: GB, MB. heavy weather - 494: CF, PM. (the) Hebrides - 868: PM, GN, PA. hector - 458: CF, PM, MM. Hector Berlioz the composer - 272: PJ, CF, DN. hedgehogs - 553: LS, GN. hedonism - 179: KW, CF, PJ. 376: SH, DN, KW. (the) heebie-jeebies - 112: PJ, AM, CF. Heinrich Schwartzburg - 86: KW, CF. helicopters - 264: DN, PJ, KW, RA. help - 206: KW, SH. hemlock - 241: CF, KW. hen parties - 836: KG, SM, GB. Henry the Eighth - 78: KW, DN. 605: TH, GN, RN. herbal remedies - 295: KW. 379: KW, CF. herbal teas - 593: CN, LS, CF. Herculenean - 116: KW, CF, AMa. Hercules - 60: KW. Hercules and the hydra - 352: KW. Herman Ebbinghaus - 265: KW, CF. Hero's fountain - 126: KW, AMa, PJ. He's behind you - 885: PM, GB. hesitation - 18: GJ, NP, KW. 63: KW. 527: CF, TH, LS. hey presto - 409: CF, PM, DN, PJ. hibernating - 446: JH, DN. hiccups - 383: KW, CF, DN. TV44: WR, SFr, BC, TH. 812: SP, JLy, PM. JJAM1: KF, ZS, JL. hide - 344: DN, MJa. hide and seek - JJAM3: FD, JCal, JL. hieroglyphics - 830: JC, JE, PM, VF. Hieronymus Bosch - 835: JLo, PM, SP. high fliers - 857: GB, PM. high heels - 518: PM, GN, CF. (the) high jump - 542: LS, PM, KHH, JC. (the) high life - 472: PM, PJ, CF. high office - 675: CF, TH. high society - 490: PJ, DN, KHH, CF. high spirits - 138: KW, CF. 561: JE, TR, GN. High Street coffee shops - 834: GB, FS, SP. high summer - 533: SP, CF. high tea - 127: PJ, DN. (a) Highland fling - 809: FM, GB, RWa, TH. Highland games - 575: PM, CF. (the) Highlands - 470: PM, CF. 880: FM, PM, PE, MB. (the) highlight of my day - 698: MMc, RG, PM, CF. highways and byways - 112: CF, KW. hilarity - 258: CF, SH, KW. Hillaire Belloc - 600: CF, RN. (the) Himalayas - 897: FB, GB, PM. Hindenburg Zeppelin - 341: KW, PJ, DN. hip - 636: VS, SH, CF. hip hop - 790: CC. Hipparchus - 345: KW, CF. hippies - 45: SH, DN, CF. 587: BB, TH, LS. (the) hippocampus - 708: PM, CF, JC. (the) Hippocratic oath - 858: JC, JL, SC. hippodromes - 307: DN, DC, PJ. (the) hippopotamus - 180: AM, DN, KW. 873: GB, SH, JFi. hippopotomonstosesquippedaliophobia - 766: SF, PM, SP. (a) hippopotamus's point of view - 69: KW, CF. hippos - 193: KW, AMa, DN. hipsters - 843: JE, MB. His Lordship - 225: RA. (the) history of Eurovision - 805: GN. (the) history of the world - 756: PM, GN, JC. histrionics - 759: LT, RN, PM. hitch-hiking - TV42: PJ, PA, WR. 806: TH, FM. hoary jokes - 488: CF, ML, PM. (a) hoax - 340: KW, DN. 413: DN, WR, CF. hoaxes - 395: CF, WR. hobgoblins - 57: DN, SH, NP. 346: PJ, KW, TR. hobbyhorse - 498: PJ, PM. hob-nobbing - 758: MB, SP, PM. hocus pocus - 19: KW, NP, CF. hogging the limelight - 589: PM, CF. hokum - 95: CF. holding my breath - 517: GN, PM, CF. holding my own - 130: KW, CF. holding the baby - 577: CC, CF, SH. (the) hole in my sock - 189: DN, SH, PJ. (the) hole in Noah's ark - 313: KW, GG. holiday brochures - 13: CI, CF. 26: KW, DN, CF. (a) holiday in Wales - 867: JE, SF. holiday insurance - 400: PM. holiday postcards - 43: KW, CF, GJ. holiday snaps - 204: SH, KW, WRu. 670: MB, GB. holidays - 7: AMa, US, DN, CF. 419: DN, JJ. Hollyhead - 633: CF, TH, VS. Hollywood - 15: AM, CF. 94: SH, CF, PJ. home improvement - 853: LT, GN, TR. home movies - 84: CF, KW, DN. 233: PJ, SH, AMar. homemade beer - 353: CF, HK. homemade wine - 221: CF, KW. Homer - 870: JL, SF. 905: PM, RHo, ZL. homes - 199: CF, PMo, PJ. honey - 335: CF, PJ, KW, VW. 842: JL, TH, PM. Hong Kong - 230: DN, KW, PJ, NP. honorary degrees - 712: PM, JMo, CN. (the) honourable gentleman - 852: GB, PM. hoodies - 651: JC, PM. hooters - 118: KW, SH. hoots mon - 659: OO, PM, PMc. hop picking - 858: JL, JC, PM. hope - 206: DN, SH. 409: PJ, DN, CF. 438: PM, AS, CF. hope over expectations - 754: SH, SP. hopes - 102: CF, AM. hops - 234: GG, KW, CF. 578: RN, CF. hopscotch - 659: PMc, CF, PM. Horatio Bottomley - 142: KW, DN. hormones - TV35: MM, LS, PJ. (a) hornet's nest - 20: NP, CF, GJ. 696: GB, MB, CF. horoscopes - 837: RK, HW, SH. horror films - 2: CBi, SH. 453: JE, KHH, PM, PJ. (the) horse - 101: CF, AMa. horses - 417: CF, PM, PJ, HL. horsing about - 486: CF, DN, PM. hose pipes - 653: MB, GN. 787: GN, PM. hot air - 368: CF, KW. 710: JD, JL, PM. hot air ballooning - 167: CF, DN, PJ. hot cross buns - 821: PM, JL. hot dogs - 48: DN, KW, CF. 636: TH, CF. hot pants - 624: PM, RN, SP, GN. (a) hot potato - 666: TH, PM. 872: ASa, JL. hot springs - 280: DN, CF. hotch potch - 270: CF, KR, KW. 457: PJ, DN, TH. hotpot - 481: CF, AS. house breaking - 313: DN, KW. (the) House of Lords - TV3: TS, AS, AB. household pests - 177: CF, KW, DN. housekeeping - 512: PM, SF, CF, PJ. how bankers could restore their reputation - 753: GB, PM. how best to colonise the Moon - 35: GJ, DN, CF. how do you like your eggs in the morning - 889: JL, PM. how Father Christmas gets down the chimney - 444: DN, PJ, CF, SF. how I affect others - 114: KW, CF, PJ, AM. how I amuse myself - 151: KW, SH. how I apply my mascara - 103: AM, KW, PJ. how I avoid it - 186: CF, AM, DN. I beg your pardon - 889: PM, GN. how I boiled my Christmas pudding - 132: AMa, CF, PJ. how I carry on - 199: KW, CF, PMo. how I choose my clothes - 196: AMa. how I choose my stockings - 240: JB, CF, PJ, KW. how I could improve myself - 566: SH, CF, PM, GN. how I deal with bores - 519: PJ, CF. how I eat my creme egg - JJAM4: JL. how I enjoy myself - 46: KW, CF, AM. 227: JB, KW. how I feel - 51: SH, DN, CF. how I feel about it all - 115: CF, NP. how I feel at this moment - 76: JMac, KW. how I feel in hot pants - 90: AM, KW, CF, PJ. how I get going - 241: KW, PJ. how I get my own way - 28: KW, CF, DN. how I get on - 140: CF, AMa. how I get rid of the winter blues - 559: GN, PM. how I got done on my holiday - 190: PJ, AMar, KW, CF. how I got here today - 163: SH, DN, PJ. how I grew my beard - 83: CF, SH, DN. how I hope my epitaph will read - 541: LS, TH, CF, RN. how I impress my friends - 156: AMar, PJ, CF. how I improved my memory - 213: GG, SH. how I keep my body looking this good - 794: KE, TH. how I keep my house clean - 592: SH, KHH. how I keep so young - 298: KW, AMa. how I know when I'm in love - 728: JL, CC, PM. how I like my coffee - 783: PM, SP, JC. how I like to relax - 531: PM, CF. how I like to spend Christmas Day - 444: SF, DN, CF. how I look in hot pants - 116: AMa, KW, CF. how I passed the driving test - 175: PJ, AM. how I prepare for bed - 645: GN, PM, GB. how I prepare for Christmas - 752: GB. how I recharge my batteries - 837: RK, HW. how I remember names - 162: CF, PJ, AM. how I restrain myself - 152: KW, CF, AMar. how I spend Sunday morning - 323: SH, GB, DN. how I spread a little happiness - 832: KE, SH. how I usually spend Sundays - 606: JC, TH. how I would describe my personality - 785: SP, GP, PM, JC. how I would describe myself on a dating website - 783: PM, SP, GP, JC. how I'd describe myself to an alien - 758: SP, MB. how I'd like to be remembered - 756: GN, PM. how it should be done - 165: DN, KW, CF. 178: DN, PJ. how many kisses on the cheek - 839: SM, GB. how others see me - 265: KR, TBT. how people misunderstand me - 492: MM, PJ. how the other half lives - 496: BD, PM. how the spring makes me feel - 14: BM, AM, DN. how they found me out - 345: KW. how to - 145: JM, WM. how to accept a compliment - 836: GB. how to annoy the audience - 550: CF, PM. 789: GN, SP. how to attract someone's attention - 628: LS, TR. 630: PM, CF, LS. how to audition - 744: PM, SP. how to avoid a family argument on Christmas Day - 444: PJ, DN. how to avoid an emotional crisis while selecting French pastry - 112: CF, PJ, KW. how to avoid catching a cold - 791: JG, GB, HBu. how to avoid stress - 573: CN, JE, GB. how to be a thespian - 673: GN, CA, PM. how to be environmentally friendly - 647: GN, PM, JE. how to be good - 33: AMa, CF, DN, KW. 41: TBe, DN, CF. how to be irresistible to the opposite sex - 643: TR, CF, SF, PM. how to be more confident - 635: CN, PM, RB. how to be perfectly happy - 28: CF, LB, KW, DN. how to be the perfect spy - 594: PM, CF, GN. how to become celebrated - 254: KW, CF, DN. how to behave when you are stuck in a lift - 625: CF, JC. how to belly-dance - 778: PM, LT, KHH, JL. how to bring a boring conversation to a conclusion - 547: JC, JE, PM. how to budget - 318: DN, GB. how to build an igloo - 59: AM, CF, KW, DN. how to celebrate - 185: KW, DN. how to celebrate your birthday - 572: JC, PM, TH. how to change your identity - 587: BB, LS, TH, CN. how to cheer someone up - 640: GN, GB, PM. how to cheer up a semolina pudding - 351: SH, DN, CF. how to choose from the wine list - 587: TH, BB. how to clean a chandelier - 763: SF, PM. how to complain in a restaurant - 564: TH, TR, GN. how to cook locusts - 249: CF, PJ. how to cope with a bore - 758: SH, MB, PM, SP. how to cure backache - 356: BC, KW. how to deal with a blocked drain - 264: DN, KW, PJ, RA. how to deal with a bully - 575: RN, GP, PM, CF. how to deal with admirers - 705: SK, PM. how to disguise boredom - 837: SH, RK. how to do first aid - 578: CF, LS, RN. how to do well in examinations - 610: TH, SF, PM. how to eat a crumpet - 26: DN, CF, KW, AM. how to eat an oyster - 648: CF, TH, GB. 853: PM, TR, GN, LT. how to eat macaroni delicately and without cutting it - 19: KW, NP, CF. how to eat spaghetti - 624: RN, PM, SP. how to encourage salonella - 283: DN, SH. how to enjoy the rush hour - 787: AC, PM. how to excel at gossip - 652: CN, LT, PM, KHH. how to fill a stocking - 818: GB, PA, PM, SM. how to flirt - 656: TR, RN. 705: CC, SK. how to frighten this audience - 233: AMar, PJ. how to get a good night's sleep - 620: PM, JE, CF. 654: PM, CC, TH, SP. how to get a seat in a crowded train - 24: GJ, DN, KW. how to get a six-pack - 627: GN, PM, CF, LS. how to get absolute quiet - 150: AMa, IC, PJ. how to get an audience - 698: PM, CF. how to get cracking - 274: KW, PJ, PC. how to get my own way - JJAM6: JE, HM, K?. how to get on with your neighbours - 615: LT, JC, PM. how to get rid of hiccups - 552: CF, PM. how to get rid of spots - 593: TH, CF, CN. how to get some - 186: AM, CF, DN, PJ. how to go broke - 276: DN, KW, LP. how to greet an ex - 638: OO, PM, CF. how to hand in your resignation - 578: PM, RN, CF, LS. how to have fun in a public library - 329: CF, AMa. how to impress an interviewer - 793: GN, PM. how to improve the memory - 126: CF, PJ. how to improve your self-esteem - 655: PMc, CF. how to influence people - 101: AMa, PJ. how to iron a shirt - 637: GB, CF, PM. how to keep warm this winter - 644: GN, PM. how to light a fire - 856: AC, GB, PM. how to live a long time - 155: DN, PJ. how to live to be a hundred years ago - 100: AMa, PJ, CF. how to liven things up - 141: DN, KW, PJ. how to look cool - 612: CF, SF, TH. how to look good in photos - 561: JE, TR. how to make a Cornish pastie - 572: CF, PM. how to make a cup of tea - 708: PM, JC, CF. how to make a fortune - 289: CF. how to make a fruit cake - 452: PJ. how to make a million - 440: JE, DN, PJ. 442: PJ, PM, CF. how to make a million pounds - JJAM1: JL, JE, KF, ZS. how to make a shoe - 447: CF, KHH, TH. how to make an umbrella - 231: PJ, KW, DN, MP. 282: PJ, KEv, CF. 452: PM, WR. how to make friends with a centipede - 340: MJa, GB. how to make money - 786: JE, TH, RH, PS. how to make small talk at parties - 765: GN, PM, JE. How to make the most of a bank holiday - 828: GB. how to make your own gin - 32: CF, AM, DN. how to matchmake - 609: CF, SF, TH. how to open a bazaar - 19: NP, CF, KW. how to outdo the other panellists - 726: GN, PM, GB. how to pass the time if you are stuck in traffic - 732: PM, GN. how to pass your driving test - 862: SP, GB. how to patch up a quarrel - 838: AC, JRo. how to perform a Cornish floral dance - 14: DN, CF, AM, BM. how to pick a good lodger - 734: SP, TH, PM. how to play the bagpipes - 576: CF, PM, RN. how to prepare sushi - 829: KE. how to present a weather forecast - 639: CF, PM, JSe. how to recognise a real Yorkshireman - 551: TR, SP, RN, TH. how to recognise a spy - 614: CF, TH, CC, PM. how to relax - 358: CF, DN, KW, PJ. how to remember people's names - 555: CF, GN. 731: PM, CN, CC, JL. how to save electricity - 796: KE. how to say no - 291: PJ, AMa, KW. how to scare a small child - 762: GN, PM, JE. how to score - 581: SFr, KHH, PM. how to separate the men from the boys - 669: PM, KHH, CF, MM. how to shrink a human head - 10: BBl, RHou, DN. how to snub someone - 658: CF, JG, RN, PM. how to spot a cheat - 634: JE. how to spot a genius - 735: DG, TH, JL. how to spot a lady - 611: PM, CF. how to spot a liar - 872: PM, JL, GN. how to spot a Londoner - 649: PM, KHH, LT. how to spot a mature student - 729: TH, JL, JMo. how to spot an exhibitionist - 653: GN, CF. how to start a revolution - 820: RK, RF, AC, PM. how to stay lovely - 16: AMa, DN, AM. how to stop hiccups - 253: BCr, DN, KW, SH. how to stop smoking - 154: CF, DN. how to stop snoring - 217: CF, AMa, PMo. how to survive a stag night - 657: TH, PM, SP. how to take a compliment - 536: GN, CF, GP. how to talk to children - 854: MMc, PA, SH. how to talk to your GP - 721: PS, SP, PM. how to tell a story - 751: KE. how to tell if someone is older than they look - 738: TH, SP. how to tell the time in the dark - 582: PM, CF, WR. how to tell when someone is lying - 617: PM, CF, MB, RB. how to think - 165: AMa, DN. how to throw a great party - 662: GP, PM. how to throw a successful party - 778: KHH, LT, PM. how to treat pregnant ladies - 605: RN. how to treat the chairman - 622: PM, CF. how to upset the man next to me - 321: GB, KW. how to whistle - 680: TH, DG, CF. how to win an argument - 633: SH. 834: FS, SP. how to win an argument with a teenager - 821: SH. how to win at Just A Minute - 101: PJ, AMa, CF. how to win friends - 101: CF, AMa, KW. how to win friends and influence people - 538: PM, CF, SP. how to win points even by underhand means - 577: PA, PM, CF. how to write a love letter - 730: DM, JC, GB. how to write your autobiography - 662: CN, PM, CF. how we survived the Blitz - TV13: TS, AS, TRo. (a) howler - 437: TH, HD, KHH, CF. how's your father - 694: SP, TH, GN. hugging trees - 721: MMc, SP, PM. hula dancing - 615: PM, CF, LT. human anatomy - 743: SKA, JE, PM. (the) human condition - 506: SFr, DN. (the) Humber Bridge - 585: KHH, PM. humble pie - 560: SF, PM. 865: RHo, PA, PM. humbug - 469: PJ, TH, CF. humbugs - 21: GJ, CF, KW. 177: DN, AM. humming birds - 52: DN. Humpty Dumpty - 296: GG, CF, KW. 320: LG, DN. (the) hundred days - 100: KW, PJ. hundreds and thousands - 100: PJ, AMa. hunting - 201: KW, AMa, PJ. hurdles - TV39: IB, LS, GW. hurricanes - 309: CF, PJ, DN. hurrying - 322: CF, KW. husbands - 580: PA, TH. hustings - 588: CF, CC. hwyl - 618: VS. Hyerotitus - 176: KW. hymn singing - TV32: PA, PJ. Hyperion - 325: KW, CF, AMa. hypnotising chickens - 869: ER, TR, GB. hypnotism - 35: KW, GJ, CF, DN. 217: CF, PMo, PJ. 296: BC, CF. hypnotists - 634: PM, GB, CF. hypoboreans - 225: KW. hypochondriacs - 625: TH, CF. I can never find - 845: PM, TH. I cannot tell a lie - 684: CN, JL, PM. I have to make a confession - 788: TH, RH, PS, JE. I spy - 676: PM, TR, CN. I wandered lonely as a cloud - 883: WS, RN, SH. Iambic pentameter - 841: SF, DT, JC. Ibiza - TV51: PM, SP, RJ, MB. Ibsen - 217: PJ, PMo, CF. Icarus - 289: BC, LP. 574: TH, SP, WR. 799: RH, JE, JC. ice - 5: PSc, AM, CF. ice cream - 216: PJ, KW, DN, SH. ice cream sundaes - 10: BBl, CF. Iceland - 397: DN, CF. 890: TA, GB, PM. (the) icing on the cake - TV34: BC, TH, SFr. 536: CF, PM. 666: PM, TH, NM. 748: SP, PM, JC. (an) icy stare - 727: JC, GB, PM. (the) ideal flatmate - 796: AC, JE, TH. (the) ideal garden - 390: RM, DN, PM. (the) ideal man - 32: AM, KW, DN. (an) ideal night out - 742: SK, PM, GB. (the) ideal travelling companion - 541: RN, LS, CF. (the) Ides of March - 778: KHH, PM. idleness - 136: PJ, CF, KW. if aliens landed on Earth - J7: JE, D?, A?. if I could change one law - 895: GN, SF. if I could do it all again - 691: CN, PM, CF, JL. if I could have one wish - 885: SH, TH. if I could invite anyone for dinner - JJAM6: JE, HM. if I could see into the future - 709: PM, SP, GB. if I entered Britain's Got Talent - JJAM4: SS, JL. if I had a super power - 837: HW, RK, PM, SH. if I had a time machine - 681: PM, JC. if I had a twin - 613: SFr, PM, VS, CF. if I owned a reindeer - JJAM12: JL, PM, J?. if I ruled the world - TV39: LS, GB. 882: TH, ZL, JC. if I was a fairy godmother - 787: AC, GN. if I was a time traveller - 892: PM, SF. if I was sent to the Moon - 106: SH, PJ. if I were a fly on the wall - 792: JBy, GB. if I were a pirate - JJAM11: PM, JL. if I were a robot - 746: RN, TH, PM. if I were a superhero - 762: PM, JL, JE. if I were a time traveller - 733: PM, PA. If I were Harry Potter - JJAM3: JL. if I were King for a day - 520: CF, PJ. if I were not a thespian - 271: DN, KW, PJ, RA. if I were Prime Minister - TV9: HH, TS, TB, NM. J8: JE, SSm, O?, JL. if I were Queen for a day - 188: AM, DN. JJAM2: RC, WT, JL, JE. if I were rich - 759: LT, RN, PM. if music be the food of love - 686: PJu, GN. if Nicholas was a superhero - 711: GB, PM. if walls had ears - 544: PM, CF, GN. if women ruled the world - 616: PM, CF, LM. if you rick your back - 217: AMa, CF. igloos - 581: SFr, PM, KHH, RN. Ignatius de Loyola - 199: KW. ignorance - 399: PJ, CF, PM. 437: HD, CF, KHH. ignorance is bliss - 815: GB, AC. Igor Stravinsky - 159: KW, DN. Ikebana - 205: CF, PMo, AMa. (the) Iliad - 191: KW. Ilkley Moor - 882: TH, PM. I'll see you again - 194: CF, PJ, DN. illusionists - 653: MB, GN. immortality - 659: CF, OO, PMc. (the) impact of cosmic rays on the earth's atmosphere - 231: MP, DN. impersonation - 397: CT, CF. (the) importance of art - 14: BM. 606: CF, TH, SF. 775: PM, GB. (the) importance of eyebrows - 784: PM, GB. impossibilities - 410: CF, ST, DN. impressing strangers - 21: GJ, KW. impressionists - 449: KHH, JE, PJ. improvisation - 269: DN, PJ, KW. improvising - 466: NM, DN, PJ. impulses - 102: KW, CF, PJ. in a chatroom - 680: DG, TH, PM. in a pickle - 782: MB, CBr, AP. in my dreams - JJAM2: JE, JL, RC. in my toolbox - 739: GB, PM, JE, GN. in the back of my mind - 663: KHH, PM. in the doghouse - 580: TH, CF. 724: SWe, PM, GN. in the mood - 630: PM, KHH, CF. in the pink - 491: PM, DN, BD. 537: LS, TH, CF. in the spotlight - 569: CN, GB, JE. in the stocks - 715: CF, SH, PM, DM. in the year 2525 - 667: GN, PM, CF, CA. (the) in thing - 112: CF, KW, PJ, AM. 145: CF, WM. income tax inspectors - 377: AMar, DN, PJ. independence - 107: SH, PJ, KW, CF. 120: KW, CF, PJ, AM. 154: PJ, CF, DN. (an) Indian summer - 698: PM, MMc, RG. 858: JC. indiscretion - 394: PJ, DN, TR. indoor games - 15: DN, CI, CF. indoor plants - 40: JA, DN, CF, KW. indoor sports - 409: PJ, CF. industrial espionage - 56: GJ, CF, KW. (the) industrial revolution - 548: RN, SP, TH. 796: KE, JE. (the) inescapable truth - 196: PJ, DN, AMa. inexperience - 109: SH. infamy - 664: GB, CF. inferiority complex - 515: TH, CF. (an) infinite number of monkeys - 686: GN, CF. infinity - 719: SF, CC, JE. inflight meals - 386: CF, PJ. influencing people - 448: CF, PM, TH. (the) information highway - 506: CF, DN. innocence - 106: SH, KW, PJ. innuendo - 160: PJ, KW, CF. 760: JC, TW, GN. insatiability - 173: CF, PJ, KW. insects - 584: BB, LS, CN, TH. inside the glove compartment of my car - 822: GN, PM. insomnia - 872: JL, PM, GN. inspiration - 495: KHH, CF. inspirational flashes - 255: KW, CF, PJ. (the) instructions - 704: PM. insurance - 174: CF, KW, DN. 213: CF, GG. (the) intellectual members of our audience - 357: CF, PJ. intellectual pursuits - 571: SP, TH, WR. intelligence - 437: KHH, CF. interesting briefs - 195: PJ, CF, KW, AMar. interesting parties - 299: DN, CF. interior decorating - 649: CN, LT, KHH. interior design - 802: JE, PM. interior designers - 706: HL, JC, PM. (the) international candle - 222: MP, PJ, KW, JB. (the) international dateline - 191: AM, DN. 217: AMa, PMo, CF, PJ. 803: MB, SH, PM. Internet dating - 765: JE, GN, JL. inter-stellar space - 29: KW, CF, DN. interview techniques - 833: JRo, PM. interviewing a secretary - 43: CF, DN, GJ. introducing people - 13: AM, CI, DN. introductions - 98: PJ, KW, CF. (the) invention I most approve - 75: CF, KW, DN. (the) invention of spaghetti - 195: AMar, KW. (the) inversion of cane sugar - 235: MP, PJ, KW, JB. invitations - 139: KW, SH. Irish dancing - 806: RWa, TH. Irish humour - 298: CF, AMa. Irish stew - 815: PK, GB, AC. ironing my smalls - 69: DC, DN. ironing out the creases at Edgbaston - TV16: RV, TS, DW. irresponsibility - 64: SH, KW, CF. 213: PJ, SH. irritating catchphrases - 835: PM, GB. irritating motorists - 295: TR, KW, CF. is there a copy of this universe - 236: PMo, DN, CF. Isaac Newton - 140: KW, CF. Isaac Walton - 244: KW, DN. Isambard Kingdom Brunell - 866: TR, GB, ER. island of Mylos - 358: KW, DN, PJ, CF. Isle of Dogs - TV1: HL. (the) Isle of Man 865: RHo. it - 16: DN, AM, CF. it was just an ordinary day - 798: PM. it-girls - 594: LS, GN. itchy feet - 883: SH, RN. it'll all come out in the wash - 685: JG, TH, KHH. 895: GN, JL. it's in the stars - 841: DT, PM. it's just not cricket - 782: AP, PM, MB. it's not the end it's the beginning - 848: PM, SF, JC. Ivan the Terrible - 227: KW, CF. I've got 99 problems - 739: GN, PM. ivy - 486: PJ, CF. Jabberwocky - 502: PJ, PM, TH, CF. jack - 399: PM, CF, DN. Jack Horner - 334: JJ, DN. jack in the box - 476: CF. Jack Ketch - 252: DN. jacks - 381: CF, DN, PJ. Jacques Cousteau - 951: MMc, PA, SH. jacuzzis - 450: PJ, DN, SFr, PM. jam - 415: PJ, DN, CF, ML. TV37: TH, CB, SF, WR. James Joyce - 188: KW, CF. James the First of England - 250: KW, PJ. James Watt - 258: KW, CF. jams - 224: THi. 389: PJ, BC, CF. 618: VS, PM, SFr, CF. Jane Austen - 543: JE, GN. January sale - 665: PM, CN, TR, AC. Japan - 87: CF. jargon - 346: BC, TR, PJ. jazz - 105: AM, KW. 197: AMa, KW, PJ. 465: PJ, DN, PM. je nai sais quoi - 878: JC, TH, PM. jeans - 397: DN, CF. 442: GP, PM, CF. 449: JE, KHH, PM, PJ. jellied eels - 215: MPa, PJ. 391: WR, CF. 591: JE, CF, TH. jelly - 256: JB, CF. jellybabies - 180: AM, DN. jellyfish - 87: DN, CF. Jeremy Bentham - 254: KW, CF. Jerolamo Savaranola - 190: KW, AMar, CF. Jerome Kearn - 230: KW, PJ, NP. jersey - 379: DN, PJ, KW, CF. 468: CF, DN, JC. jesters - 114: AM, CF. 447: CF, KHH, TH. Joan of Arc - 89: KW. 147: KW, DN, PJ. jobs for the boys - TV33: GB. jockeying for position - 651: CF, PMc, PM, JC. jockeys - 261: KW, CF, PJ. Joe Miller - 264: DN. Joe Public - 709: LT, GB, SP, PM. jogging - 263: DN, PJ, CF. 284: CF, KW. John Hunter the one who was born in 1728 and died in 1793 - 284: KW, DN. John Lennon - 891: MB, PM, AMu. John Logie Baird - 559: CF, PM, GN. John MacAdam - 302: KW, PJ, CF. John Napier - 282: KW, KEv, PJ. John Reith - 498: TH, CF. John Seldon who was born in 1584 - 288: KW, TR, CF, PJ. (a) joke - 426: DN, PM, CF. (the) joke book - 746: RN, TH, PM. jokers - 326: DN, NP. jokes - 411: DN. Joseph and Etian Montgolfier - 285: PJ, DN, JJ. Joseph Michael Montgolfier - 94: KW, PJ, SH. Joseph Priestly - 357: KW, CF. journalism - 94: CF, KW. (the) journey home - 520: KHH, CF, PJ. (a) journey of a lifetime - 480: GN, GP, DN, PM. jousting - 272: CF, KW. joy - 49: KW, SH, DN. 110: JA, KW. (the) joys of caravanning - 705: CC, GN. (the) joys of wearing a kilt - 792: PM. Juan Domingo Peron - 279: TR, PJ. judgement - 167: PJ, DN, CF. judging a baby show - 33: CF, KW, DN, AMa. juggling - 449: PM, KHH, PJ. juggling act - 686: GB. Julius Caesar - 119: KW, PJ. 619: JC, PM. 893: JC, PM. jumbo - 384: KW, CF. jumbo jets - 66: CF, DN, KW. (a) jumper - 330: DN, JJ. jumpers - 372: TR, SH, DN, KW. 645: GB, PM. jumping in puddles - JJAM6: K?, JL. jumping on the bandwagon - 676: PM, CN, AC. jumping the shark - 807: PM, GB. jumping to conclusions - 533: TH. junk - 496: BD, PM. 634: PM, JE, CF. junk food - 370: AMar, DN, KW. junk mail - 389: WR, PJ, BC, CF. 563: LS, CN, PM, KHH. 726: PMc, PM, GB. (the) Jurassic age - 661: RN, PM. (the) Jurassic years - 447: KHH, TH, HD. (the) jury - 389: CF, WR. jury service - 193: KW, PJ, DN. just a minute - 95: CF, KW, SH. Just A Minute in different languages - 822: HW, MJ, GN. Just A Minute in the year 2050 - 577: MMe, PM, CF. just deserts - 283: DN, SH, KW. 737: PM, PA, JE. justice - 200: SH. 214: CF, LF, PJ, KW. (a) kangaroo court - 691: CF, PM, JL, CN. kangaroo pie - 316: BC, KW, CF. kangaroos - 658: JG, CF, RN. karaoke - 448: TH, DN, PM. 797: GN, PM, JMa. Keats - 558: CN, LS, KHH, PM. keeping a bird - 149: WM. keeping a book - 95: SH, CF. keeping a chimp as a pet - 795: PM, PA. keeping a diary - 367: CF, KW. 544: CF, PM, GN, BC. JJAM5: RBa, WP, JL. 827: VF, PM, JC. keeping a room tidy - 341: PJ, KW, DN. keeping a straight face - 503: TH, DN. J10: ES, R?, JL. keeping a watch - 253: DN, KW. keeping an even distribution of fruit in a cake - 300: PJ, DN, KW. keeping above water - 224: CF, DN. keeping baby amused - 397: CT, DN, CF. keeping control - 177: KW. keeping cool - 224: PJ, CF. 332: LPu, PJ. 871: GB, JFi. keeping exotic pets - 838: JRo, LT. keeping fish - 350: PJ. 900: JAc, JL, PM. keeping fit - 1: BR, DN, CF. 222: PJ, MP. 339: HK, LPu, CF. 625: PA, JC, TH, CF. keeping it real - TV55: SK, HB. 842: PM, AC. keeping mum - 474: PM, JC, CF. 642: TH, JC, CF. keeping my figure - 316: ESt. 327: KW. keeping my legs so shapely - 325: AMa, JBe, CF. keeping one's temper - 39: KW, CF. keeping pets - 18: KW, GJ. keeping pigs - 251: PJ, CF, KW. keeping prices down - 147: DN, KW. keeping secrets - JJAM2: RC, JL, JE. keeping stationery - 402: PM, DN, PJ. keeping the peace - 54: DN, DH, KW. 66: SH, CF. 435: SF, PJ, PM. keeping the wolf from the door - 518: GN. keeping up with the Joneses - 58: GJ, DN, CF, NP. 94: PJ, CF, KW, SH. 553: PM, CF. 874: MB, JW. keeping up with the neighbours - 811: AC, TH, PK. keeping wicket - 14: CF, BM, DN. keeping your eye on the ball - 529: TH, CF, JH. keeping your feet on the ground - 868: PM< GN, PA. Kenneth Williams - 89: CF, DN. 281: PJ, AMa, CF. (a) Kentish lad - 808: KE, GN, PM. Kermit the frog - 869: GB, TR. Kew Gardens - 873: JFi, PM. keyholes - 447: HD, TH, KHH. keys - 318: SH, GB, KW. 407: PM, CF. 420: DN, SF, WR. (the) Keystone Cops - 188: CF, AM, KW. kicking off - 172: DN, BC, CF, PJ. 519: PJ, CF. kids - 646: KRo, JC, TH, CF. killing time - 688: PM, CF. killing two birds with one stone - 867: NK, SF, JE. killjoys - 629: PA, CF, JC. (the) kindest thing I ever did - 168: CF, DN, KW. King Arthur - 768: RW, JL, JC. 880: PE, MB. King Harold - 123: KW, AMa, CF, PJ. King James the First's opinion of tobacco - 310: KW, PJ, DN. king of skiffle - 805: PA, KE, PM. (the) king of the jungle - 671: PM, SP, NM. King's ear - 687: CF, PM, JE. kinky boots - 842: JL, PM. Kipling - 860: PM, SH. kippers - 808: KE, GN. kippers as pets - 113: PJ. (the) kiss of life - TV29: SPo, JSe, BS, BC. 524: SFr, MJa, CF. kissograms - 519: KHH, PJ, CF. kit-cars - 585: KHH, RN. kitchen gadgets - TV35: LS, MM. kites - 337: BC, GB, CF. 387: WR, DN, CF. Kiwis - 866: GB, PM, TR. Klansman - 486: CF, PM. kneeology - 41: CF, KW, DN. knees - 237: PJ, DN, CF. knick knacks - 241: PJ, KW, AMar. 482: PM, CF, TR, GK. knickerbocker glory - 265: TBT, KW, CF. knights of old - 126: PJ, KW, AMa, CF. knitting - 899: JE. knitting a cablestitch jumper - 1: CF. 775: JE. knock knock - 385: PJ, CF, LP. knowing my onions - 83: KW. knowing when to stop - 521: MM, SF, PJ. (the) knowledge - 309: KW, DN, PJ. 454: PJ, PM, DN. krill - 330: CF, DN. Kuala Lumpur - 814: JE. Kubla Khan - 169: KW, JM. lace - 527: GN, LS, CF. ladies and gentlemen - 195: AMar, CF. Lady Godiva - 98: KW, CF. Lady Hamilton - 211: KW. (the) lady I saw you with last night - 374: PJ, KW. Lady MacBeth - 81: PSc, DN, KW. (the) lady with the lamp - 846: JE, MB, GB. lager louts - 519: CF, TH, KHH, PJ. (the) Lambeth Walk - 862: TH, GB, SP, AH. lambing - 660: PA, MB, CF, GN. lame ducks - 820: RK, AC, PM. lampposts - 177: CF, KW. (the) land of Nod - 854: PA, SH, PM, MMc. landladies - 57: SH, DN, KW. 621: GN, PM, RN. land's end - 869: TR, PM. landslides - 434: CF, PJ, DN. (the) language I would most like to speak - 715: SH, PM. JJAM2: JE, WT, RC. larks - 403: EF, TR, CF, DN. laser beams - 268: PJ, DN. (the) last laugh - 487: CF, PM, JC. 665: CN, PM, TR. last man standing - 670: PMc, GB, CF. last nights - 121: AMa, PJ, CF. last orders - 813: SP. (the) last resort - 663: CF, PM, KHH. (the) last straw - 872: PM, JL, GN. (the) last thing I bought - J9: AU, LD, JE, JL (the) last time I blushed - 179: AMar, CF. (the) last time I broke the law - 86: AM, KW, CF, DN. 302: CF, KW. (the) last time I laughed so hard I cried - J10: JL, JE, R? (the) last time I played hockey - 33: AMa, DN, CF, KW. (the) last time I pulled a cracker - 340: GB, MJa. (the) last time I stood on my head - 289: BC, CF. (the) last time I went to France - 800: PM, JL. (the) last time I won something - 697: SK, PM, TH. (the) last time my husband sawed me in half - 328: VW. last words - 129: CF, KW. 167: PJ, DN, CF. (the) latest craze - 727: JC, PM, GB. Latin - 602: NR, GB. laughing - 144: DN, PJ, CF, DJ. laughing all the way to the bank - 801: SM, PM, GB. (the) laughing cavalier - 899: JE, TH, SH. laughing gas - 349: LPu, CF, TA. laughing in the face of danger - 950: GB, SC. (a) laughing matter - 701: PM, RN, CF. laughter - 57: KW. 143: SH, DN. 363: CF. 415: CF, DN. laundrettes - 562: WR, RN, TH, SP. laurel - 308: BC, LPu, CF, KW. law - 323: KW, GB, DN. 384: CF, DN. law and order - 741: PM, SH, RN, TH. (the) law of diminishing returns - 678: MB, PM, CF. (the) law of the jungle - 589: PM. lawyers - 366: CF, TR, GB. Laxor - 138: KW, CF, PJ. laying an egg - 159: PJ, JM, DN. laying it on with a trowel - 521: SF, PM. laying the lino - 229: KW, DN, CF. (the) leader of the pack - 808: GN, PA, PM. leadership qualities - 605: TH, CF, GN. leading ladies - 624: GN, PM, SP, RN. leaks - 408: PJ, WR, TR. 446: PJ, JH, DN, TH. 553: CF, PM. (the) leaning tower of Pisa - 102: CF, AM, KW. 858: PM, JL. (a) leap year - 688: PM, JD, CF, LT. 866: TR, PM, GB. leaping ahead - 392: DN, CF. leaping into the lead - 155: KW, DN. Lear - 215: MPa, PJ. 478: KHH, PJ. learning another language - 204: SH, KW, WRu. learning Latin - 776: GB, JE, RN, PM. learning my lines - 410: ST, DN. learning the piano - 839: SM, KG, GB, TH. learning to drive - 579: GN, LT, PM, CF. learning to fly - 17: CF, GJ. learning to play golf - 746: PM, RN, TH. learning to ride a bike - J7: JL, JE, D?, A?. learning to swim - J9: LD, AU, JL leaving on a high - 765: JL, JE, PM, GN. leftovers - 59: CF. leftovers in the fridge - 700: SP, JC, PM. (a) leg pull - 417: HL, PJ, CF. leg pulls - 134: KW. legends - 451: TH, DN, PJ, JH. 596: PM, CF. legs - 203: PJ, CF, KW. 289: KW, BC. Leicester city - 489: SFr, PJ, PM. Leicester Square - 794: JE. Leicestershire - 476: CF, PJ, KHH. lending a hand - 50: DN, KW, CF. Leo the zodiac lion - 194: KW, CF, DN, PJ. Leonardo da Vinci - 70: KW, CF. 687: PM, CF, JE. (the) lessons of experience - 117: KW. let them eat cake - 878: ZL. letter writing - 303: SH, KW. letters I love - 290: BT, PJ, TBT. letting go - 499: JE, TR. letting off steam - 242: CF, DN, PJ. 892: GN, SF. letting the cat out of the bag - 479: FM, DN, CF, TH. 807: RK, RH, PM. letting your hair down - 489: SFr, PM, PJ. Lewis - 858: PM, JC, SC. Lewis Carroll - 627: CF, PM, LS. liaisons - 502: TH, PM, CF, PJ. liberty - 456: PJ, PM, CF. (a) lick of paint - 888: JE, MB, PM. lie detectors - 339: HK, CF, LPu. lies - 408: WR, TR, PJ. life after marriage - 251: PJ. (the) life and soul of the party - 498: TH, PM. (the) life and works of Charles Dickens - 549: SFr, LT. life before mobile phones - 836: KG, TH. life begins at 40 - 684: PM, CF, CN. (the) life I wish I had led - 511: SFr, KHH, JE. (the) life of Riley - 371: KW. 581: PM, KHH, SFr. life on a lighthouse - 173: PJ, CF. life on Mars - 859: SP, TH, AH, GB. life on the ocean wave - 629: PA, JC, TH. (the) lifecycle of a mayfly - 516: PM, GN. lifesavers - 107: CF, SH. lift etiquette - TV58: SF, JC. 805 - PM, GN. lifting the lid - 521: PM, PJ, SF, MM. light - 493: ML, CF. (a) light-bulb moment - 899: SH, JE, TH. (a) lighthouse keeper - 237: PJ, DN. lighthouses - 601: LS, PM. lights - 96: SH, KW, CF. like a fishwife - 674: JE, GB, PM. like clockwork - 821: RH, JL, PM. likeable chimney pots - 343: PJ, HK. lily - 474: CF, PM. Lily Bolero - 572: JC, CF, TH. lily of the valley - 680: CF, PM, TH. limbering up - 507: SF, PJ. lime - 218: CF, KW. 335: PJ, KW. (the) limelight - 213: SH, CF. 353: HK, KW, CF. 422: PJ, DN. (a) limerick - 756: TW, JC. limericks - 124: AM, KW, CF. 333: BJ, KW, DN, PJ. Lincoln Green - 449: KHH, PM, PJ. Lindbergh's solo Atlantic flight - 273: CF, BT, PC. Lindisfarne - 463: TH, PJ, DN. line dancing - 613: CF, PM, VS. lines - 243: DN, KW, CF, PJ. 311: SH, PJ, GB. 372: KW, TR, DN. links - 500: CF, GN, PM, FM. (the) lion and the unicorn - 214: KW, CF. (the) lion's share - 661: PM, TR, RN. 877: PM. lip service - 646: JC, KRo, TH. lipasanas - TV43: CB, TH, SFr. lipstick - 17: GJ, CF, KW. Lisbon - 149: CF, PJ. list - 408: TR, WR, PJ, RS. 418: DN, CF. (the) listeners - 149: JM, WM, CF. listeners' letters - 165: KW, AMa, CF, DN. 695: PM, PJu, CF, RN. listening - 197: AMa. listening to Radio Four - 819: FG, GB, PM. literacy - 197: CF, KW. (the) litmus test - 523: GN, SFr, MJa, CF. litter - 878: ZL, TH, JC. litter louts - 838: AC, PM. litterbugs - 223: DN, CF, PMo. little green men - 170: DN, KW, SH. 704: CA, PM. little known facts about garden worms - 261: CF, DN, PJ. (the) little people - 66: SH, CF, DN. (the) little things of life - 126: AMa, KW. little Titch - 233: AMar, PJ, SH. little white lies - 527: LS, CF, GN. live fast die young - 669: MM, KHH, PM, CF. Liverpool - 394: DN, PJ, TR. (a) living legend - 652: LT, CN, PM, KHH. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch - 142: PJ, DN, CF. 348: PJ, KW. 556: LS, CF, PM. Lloyds - TV31: GW, LS, GB. (a) load of old rubbish - 206: PJ, KW. loans - 431: PM. (the) local High Street - 662: PM, CN, GP, CF. (the) local post office - 688: JD, PM, LT. (the) local pub - 148: DN, PJ. TV55: HB, JMa, SK. (the) Loch Ness monster - 54: CF, DN, KW. 222: JB, PJ. 273: CF, PC. 440: DN, JE. 864: TAl, PM, GB. 879: PM, JG, MB. locks - 370: DN, KW. 376: DN, SH, KW. 576: PM. lodgers - 460: PM, KHH, CF. logjam - 483: PM, CF, DN. loitering with intent - 688: CF, JD, PM, LT. lollipops - 136: PJ, SH, KW, CF. lolly - 454: DN, PM, SFr. London bobbies - TV7: PMcC, TS. London Bridge - 664: GB, CF. 738: GN, SP, TH. (the) London Eye - 649: KHH, CN. London fiddles - TV10: TH, RV, CF, TS. (the) London Marathon - TV11: TS, LSi, JBr, JS. 655: JC, CF, PM. London nightlife - TV10: TS, RV, TH. London pigeons - 826: HW, GN, PM. London pride - TV5: TS, KHH, TH, HL. London pubs - TV4: RV, TS, CF, TH. London telephone boxes - TV9: NM, TB, TS. (the) London Underground - TV10: TS, RV, TH, CF. London's finest sight - TV10: RV, CF, TS. 793: PM, SP. (the) long arm of the law - 627: LS, GN, CF, PM. 724: PM, GN, GB. long haul flying - 811: PK, AC, GB. long sentences - 192: DN, CF. longitude - 695: PM, CF. loo - TV44: TH, BC, SFr, WR. looking ahead - 278: CF, DN. looking forward to the World Cup - 828: PS, GB, PK, SK. looking in the mirror - 643: PM, TR. J9: JE, AU looking innocent - 722: JG, RH, SP. looking peelie-wallie - 603: FM, GB. looking to the future - 346: KW, PJ. (a) loose cannon - 732: SP. loose ends - 493: PM, CF. loose talk - 619: CF, JC. Lord Charles - 264: RA, DN. (the) Lord Mayor's show - TV13: TS, RV, TRo, AS. Lord Reith - 826: HW, MJ, GN, PM. lords - 884: GB, KRy. Lord's cricket ground - 773: RW, PJu, JL, JC. losing - 287: CF, DN, KW. losing at Just A Minute - 433: PJ, CFe, DN. losing money in a telephone box - 317: PJ, CF. losing my voice - 304: DN, PJ. losing one's baggage - 347: DN, CF. losing the plot - 696: DG, CF. losing your bottle - 839: TH, GB. losing your marbles - 707: PM, GN, CC. losing your rag - 640: PM, GN, GB. lost for words - TV32: LS, PA, WR. lost in translation - 802: PM, JC. lost languages - 491: DN, TH, PM. (a) lot of bother - 220: PJ, KW, SH. lottery - 512: SF, PM, CF. loudspeakers - 512: CF, PM, SF. Louis Lumiere - 107: KW, CF. Louis the Fifteenth - 249: KW, PJ. Louis the Fourteenth - 376: KW. love - 74: AM, DN. love at first sight - 714: JD, JL, PM. love letters - 455: PJ, DN, CF, PM. 551: TR, RN, SP. (the) love of my life - 94: SH. lovies - 629: TH, PA. low hanging fruit - 892: JL, PM. loyalty cards - 541: CF. 569: GB, CF. 719: JE, SF. 766: SP, SF, PM. luck - 61: AM, DN, CF. 78: JT. lucky numbers - 386: PJ, CT, CF. Lucille Ball - 902: PM, GB, SP, AH. ludo - 87: DN, KW, AM. 528: CF, SF, LS, PM. lumpy custard - TV44: SFr, WR, TH. lush - 488: ML, PM, CF. lust - 163: KW, DN, SH, PJ. Luton Airport - TV8: DN, NR, TS. luxury - 364: KW. lycanthropy - 846: GB, MB, SK. lying - 441: CF, DN, EI, PM. Lymphenburg Palace near Munich - 339: KW, CF, LPu. (the) M1 - TV21: DW, TS, HL. M25 - TV1: TH, TS. MacBeth - 879"MB, PM. Machiavelli - 110: KW, CF, PJ. 877: GB. machines replacing people - 278: CF, DN, KW. mackintosh - 479: DN, TH, CF. Macready - 223: KW, PMo, CF, DN. (the) Mad Hatter's tea party - 349: LPu, CF. Madame Tussaud - 559: GN, SH, PM. madeira - 401: CF, DN, TR, JMu. Madison Avenue - 62: CF, KW. Madras - 411: PJ, DN, CF. magic - 57: SH, DN, NP. 81: PSc, DN, KW. 232: PJ, KW, CF. 332: KW, PJ. 377: KW. TV30: RMo, LG, RV. 542: JC, LS. 621: SP, PM, GN. (a) magic carpet - 815: GB, TH, AC. (the) magic of radio - 559: PM, CF, SH, GN. 747: PM, TH, KHH. (the) Magna Carta - 848: JC. magnet - 364: DN, SB. magnetohydrodynamics - 222: MP, PJ. magnifying glass - 878: ZL, JC, TH. magpies - 411: WR, CF, PJ, DN. Maid Marian - 664: CF, MB, GB. Maidenhead - TV2: JH, MF, TS. mail - 638: CF, PM. mail order - 297: TBT, KW. makeovers - 558: KHH, LS, PM, CN. makeup - 50: DN, KW. making a cheesecake - 7: US, DN, CF. making a claim - 637: JE, GB. making a confession - 825: RF, AC, PM, RK making a collection - 186: CF, AM, DN. making a cup of tea - 22: CF, GJ, KW. JJAM3: JL, JE. making a difficult decision - 767: SH, TH, GN. making a fortune - 408: PJ, TR, WR. making a good impression - 853: GN. making a good start - 251: KW, SH, PJ. making a paper boat - 873: GB. making a real fuss - 171: PJ, DN. making a sausage roll - 326: DN, NP. making a scene - 381: CF, DN, PJ. making a silk purse out of a sow's ear - 507: CF, PJ, PM. making a song and dance - 814: JC, JE, LT, PM. making a spectacular entrance - 142: KW, CF, DN. making a spectacular exit - 141: KW, CF. making a splash - 784: GB, PM, GN. making a u-turn - 899: TH, SH, PJu. making an apple turnover - 175: DN, AM. making an effort - 294: CF. making an entrance - 18: KW, NP, GJ. making an exit - 22: GJ, KW. 219: CF, AM, KW, PJ. making an impression - 723: CC, SF. making coffee - 50: CF, KW, DN. making dough - 428: DN, RMo, PJ. making ends meet - 602: MM, GB, NR. making enemies - 129: CF, AMa. making excuses - 100: AMa, KW, CF. making exotic bread - 299: CF, JJ, DN, KW. making friends - 17: KW, CF. 129: KW. making happy faces - 60: KW, GJ, DN. making jam - 560: CF, SF. making marzipan - 269: JBa, DN, PJ, KW. making millions - 645: SP, GB, PM. making mistakes - TV32: PJ, PA, LS, WR. making my bed - JJAM1: JE, KF, ZS. making my mark - 234: KW, CF. making my peace - 221: PJ, KW, CF. making myself perfectly clear - 295: KW, TR, CF. making notes - 153: DN, CF, PJ. making passes - 46: AM, DN, CF. making small talk - 668: CF, PM. making the bed - 31: DN, CF. making the best of it - 134: SH, KW. making the most of it - 157: BT, DN. making the perfect sandwich - JJAM12: PM, J?, S?. making the whole thing worthwhile - 186: PJ, DN, CF. making up your wedding vows - 766: FG, SP. making waves - 467: CF, PM, GN. 634: PM, CF, GB, JE. making whoopee - 202: LF, KW, PJ. making up - 258: PJ, CF. 369: PJ, KW. 415: ML, DN. TV23: DW, TS, LG. 531: AG, PM, CF. 713: PM, CF, DM, SH. making your own radio set - 191: PJ, AM, DN. Malacca - 277: DN, CF, KW. malapropisms - 119: PJ, CF, DN. 655: JC, PMc, CF, PM. 875: PM, JL. malt whisky - TV48: KB, GB. Malta - 421: PJ, CF, PM, TH. (a) man after my own heart - 699: CF, PM, LFe. man flu - 759: TH, PM, LT. (the) man in the street - 156: KW, AMar, PJ. (a) man in uniform - 730: JC, DM, GB, PM. 900: JAc, JL. (the) man on the Clapham omnibus - 481: PJ, CF, AS. 571: TH, KHH, SP. (a) man walks into a bar - 740: PM, JSe, SP. (the) man who called on me last night - 196: CF, DN. (the) man who knew too much - 500: PM, FM, CF. management courses - 561: TH, JE, TR. management speak - 787: GB, PM. Manchester - 475: CF, PM. Manhattan - 392: DN, CF. manicure - 564: JE, TR, TH, GN. manmade fibres - 492: MM, PM. mannerisms - 177: DN, AM, KW. manners - 42: CF, DN. 412: PM, DN, JMu. 487: DN, PM. 567: CF, PM. man's best friend - 482: TR, GK. TV57: LT, PM. man's place in the kitchen - 381: PJ, KW, DN, CF. (the) many uses of bubble gum - 1: WE, BR, CF. map reading - 283: KW, SH, DN, PJ. 808: PA, KE. maple syrup - 877: KRy. Marble Arch - 799: PM, RH, JE, JC. marbles - 282: KEv. 324: PJ, JR, DN. 385: LP, CF. 471: NM, PJ, PM, DN. 763: PM, SF, SP. Marcel Marceau - 813: SP. Marco Polo - 204: KW, PJ. 844: RI, SH, GN. Marconi - 412: CF, PM. Marcus Aurelius Antoninus - 195: KW, AMar, CF, PJ. Marcus Velius Petocilus - 371: KW, TR, DN. Margaret Thatcher's handbag - TV12: JF, TS, DN. Margate - 903: PM, ZL. Marie Antoinette - TV50: JC, RT, SF, PM. 894: GB, PM. (the) Marie Celeste - 342: KW, CF. Marie Tussaud - 889: GN, PM. mariners - 223: PMo, CF, DN, KW. market - 518: CF, PM, GN. market traders - 582: WR, CF, PM. marketplace swindles - 189: SH, CF, DN. marksmanship - 190: AMar, KW. marmalade - TV48: GB, LG, RMo. 854: MMc, PA, PM. married life - 742: JBi, SK. Mars - 217: PMo, CF. 441: DN, EI, PM. 543: TR, GN. Marshall Soult - 287: KW, DN, CF. marshmallows - 315: KW, PJ, GB. Martians - 456: PM, KHH, CF, PJ. martins - 243: PJ, DN, CF. marvels - 326: KW, NP. Mary Queen of Scots - 438: CF, AS, PJ, PM. 617: CF, MB, PM. Mary Rose - 318: DN, GB. Mary Shelley - 895: PM, JL. mash - 268: DN, PJ. master of ceremonies - 831: GB, PK. matches - 21: CF, GJ. 424: PM, TS, CF, WR. 449: PJ, JE, PM. matching socks - 772: SH, PM, TH. matchsticks - 747: AC, PM, KHH, TH. matters of little consequence - 192: SH, DN. Max Bygraves - 656: PM, TR, CF, RN. Maximillan the First, Duke of Bavaria - 220: KW, SH. maxims - 215: KW, CF, PJ. May ball - 509: JE, KHH, SFr. Mayday - 896: PA, ZL, PM. me - 126: AMa, CF, PJ, KW. 227: KW, CF. me and John Logie Baird - 838: PM. mead - 245: CF, PJ, DN, KW. meals on wheels - 609: CF, TH, SF. (the) meaning of life - 794: TH, KE. (the) meaning of my name - 298: CF, AMa, KW. meat and two veg - 663: MM, CF, PM. (the) meat raffle - 772: GN, TH, SH, PM. mediocrity - 773: JL, JC, RW. mediums - 807: GB. Medusa - 85: SH, CF, DN. meeting your match - 852: LBe, GB. megabytes - 470: PM, CF, DN. mementoes - 501: TS, DN, CF. memoirs - 746: SH, PM, RN. memorable sunsets - 336: KW. memorising names - 65: SH, CF, KW. men - 92: AM, CF. men with moustaches - 554: JE, GN, RN, CF. 631: CF, CN, PM. men who wear glasses - 712: CN, JMo, TH. mending a puncture - 320: DN, KW, PJ. men's fashion - 402: PJ, DN. mensa - 461: TH, FM, PJ, DN. (a) mental block - 656: RN, TR, PM. mermaids - 664: CF, MB. (the) merry men - TV17: MF, TS, DW, CM. messing about on the river - 479: FM, CF, TH. metalwork - 443: PM, PJ. metaphors - 545: TR, GN, TH, JE. (the) metaphysical poets - 825: RK, AC. meteor showers - 831: PS, PK, GB. meteorology - 96: SH, CF, KW, PJ. Methodists - 370: DN. metrication - 234: PJ, CF. (the) Mexican hat dance - 282: PJ, KW, CF. (a) Mexican wave - 534: CF, PM, AG. mice - 148: DJ, DN, CF, PJ. Michael Faraday - 368: KW, DN. Michelangelo - 879: NK, MB, PM. Mickey Finn - 526: LS, CF. microchips - 299: DN, KW, CF. microwave ovens - 309: CF, KW. (the) Midas touch - 598: CF, CN, TH, LS. 674: JE, JC, GB. middle age - 439: PJ, PM. middle England - 774: TH, MJ, GB. (the) middle of the road - 607: LS, GN, RN, CF. midlife crisis - TV37: WR, TH, SFr. (a) midnight feast - 878: TH, PM. midnight feasts - JJAM4: JE, JL. (a) midsummer night's dream - 883: SH, RN. migration - 244: PJ, MP, DN. milking a camel - 354: CF, DN. milking a cow - 350: PJ, TR, CF. milking a goat - 382: KW, DN. milking laughs - 520: TH. (the) millennium - 467: PJ, PM, CF. TV36: TO, RV, LG, RMo. (the) millennium bug - 509: KHH, SFr, JE, PJ. (the) millennium wheel - 546: CF, PM, GN. miller - 331: NP, DN, CF. Milo of Critona - 125: KW, CF, DN. mimicry - 235: JB. mince pies - 359: CF, DN, PJ. Mincing Lane - TV12: NR, TS, DN. mind - 454: SFr, PM, DN. mind altering substances - 497: GN, DN. minding my manners - JJAM2: JL, JE. mineral water - 593: CN, TH, LS. mingling - 446: JH, PJ, DN, TH. (a) miniature village - 825: PM, RF, RK, AC. minis - 118: CF, KW, PJ. ministers - 415: DN, ML, CF. mint - 507: PJ, SF. (the) Minute Waltz - 120: AM, CF. 543: TR, TH, JE. miracles - 436: EI, DN, CF, PM. 522: PJ, MM, SF. misdemeanours - 681: JC, GB. (the) missing boat - 872: GN, JL, PM. missing letters - 494: PM, DN, CF. (the) missing link - 227: KW, CF. 689: GN, SP, PM, TH. (a) mission to Mars - 866: GB, TR, PM. mist - 369: CF, DN, PJ. mistakes - 226: DN, PJ. mistletoe - 79: DN, LF. misunderstandings - 181: DN. (a) mixed bag - 524: SFr, CF. mixing a drink - 299: JJ, CF, DN. mobile phone etiquette - 827: JC, JE. mobile phones - 449: PJ, JE, KHH. 530: CF, GN. mobiles - TV42: LS, WR. Moby Dick - 759: RN, TH, PM. (the) mockers - 591: RN, CF, TH, JE. model making - 25: CF, KW, DN, AM. (a) model village - 810: PM, GB, RH. models - 84: CF, DN. 430: AMc, DN, CF. 433: PJ, PM, CFe, DN. modern art - 83: SH, DN, CF. 405: WR, PJ, RM. 623: DO, JE. modern technology I couldn't live without - 874: JW, PM, HW, MB. modesty - 339: KW, HK, CF, LPu. molehills - 586: PM, LT, CF, WR. moles - 535: RN, GN, PM, CF. 712: CN, TH, PM. mollycoddling - 457: TH, DN, FM, PJ. moments of drama - 306: KW, BJ. momentum - 215: KW, CF. Mona Lisa - 381: KW, CF. 589: SH, PM. 840: SH, RK, HW. Monday - 122: KW, CF, SH. Monday mornings - 534: TR, AG, PM. Monet's painting - TV29: BS, JSe, SPo. money - 439: WR, PM, PJ. money for old rope - 488: ML, PM, CF. money making - 42: CF, DN. moniker - 480: PM, DN, GN. monk - 259: KW, PJ. monkey business - 593: TH, CF. 667: CF, PM, CA. monosodiumglotomate - 116: CF, PJ, AM. monsters - 474: PM, JC, DN. monsters of the deep - 368: DN, PJ. Monte Carlo - 402: DN, PM, CF. 861: JL, PM. Monte Carlo Casino - 174: CF. (a) month of Sundays - 702: CF, GB, MB. (the) moon - 228: PJ, KW, CF. 249: PJ, KW, CF. 537: CF, RN. TV58: SK, JC, SF. moon dust - 184: PJ, KW, DN. mooning - 457: PJ, DN, TH. (a) moonlight flit - 510: PJ, CF, PM. moose - 256: CF, KW. 410: PM, ST, DN, CF. more - 241: AMar, PJ, CF, KW. more haste less speed - 561: GN, JE, TH. (the) morning after - 684: JL, CN, CF. morphology - 420: SF, PM. morris dancers - 728: CC, PM, JL. morris dancing - 476: PM, KHH, CF, PJ. Morse code - 279: PJ, TR, DN, KW. mosquitoes - 352: PJ. 367: WF, PJ. (the) most amazing thing I know - 227: CF, PJ, JB. (the) most beautiful word in the world - 763: FG, SP, SF. (the) most disgraceful thing I was ever caught at - 145: WM, PJ. (the) most dreadful thing that ever happened to me - 31: KW, AM, CF. (the) most eccentric person I know - 559: PM, CF, SH. 652: KHH, PM. (the) most enigmatic person I know - 637: CF, PM, GB. (the) most exacting dish to cook - 263: CF, PJ. (the) most extraordinary person I have ever met - 272: KW, CF, DN, PJ. (the) most ferocious animal on earth - 752: IMc, GB, SH, PM. (the) most fun I ever had - 104: CF. JJAM5: RBa, WP, JL. (the) most important thing in my life - 316: CF, ESt. (the) most incredible thing I know - 312: DN, PJ. (the) most interesting Louis - 170: KW, DN. (the) most loveable points of a rhinoceros - 323: GB, DN, KW. (the) most outstanding personality in this show - 311: PJ, SH, GB. (the) most pleasing city I have visited - 287: DN, PJ. (the) most unlikely character in history - 192: KW, CF, DN. (the) most useful app - 832: JLy, PM, SH. (the) most useless thing I've ever bought - 751: PM, SP, JC. (the) mother-in-law - 801: SM, PM. mother-in-law jokes - 772: PM, TH. mother nature - 717: PA, TH. (the) mother of all invention - 854: PA, SH, MMc, PM. (the) mother of invention - 704: CA, JC, SP, PM. mother tongue - 511: KHH, JE. mother's birthday - 244: KW. motorcycles - 741: RN, PM, SH. motorway food - 283: PJ. motorway service stations - 628: LS, TR, TH, CN. 886: ZL, JL, PM, GN. mottoes - 489: MM, SFr, PJ. Mount Kilimanjaro - 714: JL, JD, PM, CF. mountaineering - 196: AMa, DN, CF. (a) mouse - 905: JE, RHo, PM. mouse mats - 512: SF, PM, CF. moustaches - 708: JLo, PM moving - 369: PJ, DN. moving house - 336: TR, LPu, KW. 555: GN, CC, CF. 620: JE. 811: TH, GB, PK. moving scenes - 389: CF, PJ. moving the goalposts - 612: TH, CF, PM, SF. 863: SH, JW, JE. Mrs Beeton - 255: CF. 379: CF. 854: PM, SH, MMc, PA. Mrs Grundy - 201: KW, DN, AMa. (a) much needed invention - 327: PJ, DN, KW. muck spreading - TV39: IB, GB, GW. mud wrestling - 113: AM, KW, PJ. 400: WR, RM, PJ. muddle - 407: DN, PM, PJ. muesli - 849: TR, GN, PM. muffins - 210: CF, KW, PJ, AMar. mug - 619: PM, LT. (a) mug's game - 511: JE, KHH, SFr, PJ. 702: GB, OO, MB. multitasking - 558: LS, CN, PM. 842: PM, TH. (the) multitude - 124: PJ, AM. Mumbai traffic - 782: MB, AP, PM, CBr. mumbles - 613: PM, CF, SFr. mumbling - 204: WRu, PJ. 388: PJ, DN. mumbo jumbo - 19: NP, CF. TV42: WR, PA, PJ. 570: RN, PM. mummies - 478: CF, PM. 534: AG, TR, CF, PM. 718: SK, PM, KHH, GB. 899: TH, PJu, SH. mum's the word - 722: JG, RH, SP. murder - 212: KW. murder most foul - 817: JC, LT. Murphy's law - 891: PM, JE. muscle builders - 595: RN, CF. muscles - 326: NP, DN. 460: CF, PJ, PM. TV36: LG, RV, RMo, TO. mushrooming - 652: KHH, PM, CN. music - 69: DC, DN, CF, KW. 384: LP, KW. music for the soul - 809: TH, FM, GB, RWa. music hall - 248: TT, PJ, CF. 599: PM, LT, KHH. music lessons - 744: LT, PM, SP. JJAM5: WP, JL. musical instruments - 398: RM, PJ, DN, PM. musicals - 757: SK, GB, RW. mustard - 520: KHH, PJ, CF, TH. mutton dressed as lamb - 694: SP, TH, PM. my accent - 575: GP, RN. 750: GB, SH, PM. my accolade - 287: KW, DN. my address book - 546: GN, BC, PM, CF. my advice to a young girl on her first date - 321: KW. my advice to the other panellists - 731: CN, CC, JL. my advice to the person sitting next to me - 605: CF, RN, TH. my advice to this audience - 163: PJ, KW, DN. my advice to you - 242: DN, KW. my alarm clock - JJAM3: FD, JE. my ambition - 71: CF, DN, KW. 254: CF, KW, PMo, DN. 457: FM, TH, DN. my appeal - 140: KW, CF. my Ascot hat - TV14: HH, NM, TS. my aspidistra - 196: PJ, DN. my average day - 240: KW, PJ. my baby - 187: SH, KW. my bad habit - JJAM4: LSh, SS. my bath time - 582: PM. my battle strategy - 728: CC, CN. my beauty regime - 554: JE, GN. my bedroom - 7: AMa, CF, DN. my bedtime routine - 706: CF, PM, JC. my bedtime treat - 835: SP, GB. my behaviour - 92: KW. my best behaviour - 420: PM, WR, SF. my best chat-up line - 890: PM, SH. my best chat-up lines - 515: TH, CF. my best conjuring trick - 70: DN. 290: TBT, KW, PJ. my best day ever - 208: KW, PJ. my best dress - 202: LF, PJ. ny best enemy - 5: AM. my best friend - 540: SP, PM, CF. JJAM5: JL, JE. 839: KG, GB, SM. my best ideas - 844: PM, RI, GN. my best impression - 753: SK, GB, RW, PM. my best impressions - 522: MM, SF, PM. my best joke - 148: CF, DJ, DN. my best journey - 477: FM, TH, CF. my best points - 52: KW. my best quality - 642: KRo, TH, JC. my best suit - 200: CF, SH, PJ. my bicycle - 390: DN, PJ. my biggest fear - 660: CF, GN, PA. my bike - 729: DG, JL, JMo, TH. my bikini - 177: AM, CF. my biographer - 255: CF, KW, PJ. my birth sign - 370: AMar, DN. my birthday - 40: DN, CF, KW. my birthday party - 703: SK, TH, IMc, PM. my briefcase - 46: DN. my brush with the law - 877: KRy, GB. my bucket list - TV51: MB, RJ, SP, PM. my burning desire - 746: SH, RN. my burning regret - 669: KHH, MM, PM. my carbon footprint - 713: DM, SH, CF. my cat - 162: AM, DN, CF. my celebrity crush - 825: RF, RK, AC, PM. my cellar - 137: CF, PJ, AMa, KW. my certificate - 228: AMar, PJ, CF. my childhood sweetheart - 595: CF, TH. my comedy hero - 748: KE, PM. my complaint - 439: WR, PJ, LSi. my concerns - 504: JE, SFr, PJ. my considered opinion - 234: KW, PJ. my cooker - 76: DN, KW, CF. my current craze - 503: DN, TH. my daily constitutional - 608: GN, CF, LS, RN. my daily workout - 732: SP, LT, GN. my dentist - 687: JE, PM, MB, CF. my desserts - 110: CF. my destiny - 189: SH, PJ, CF. 249: PJ, JB. my diary - 737: PA, JE, GB. my dignity - 245: KW, DN, PJ. my disastrous trip to the zoo - 760: PM, JC. my discourse - 199: KW, PMo, CF. my doings - 112: PJ, AM, CF. my dogs - 191: DN, KW, AM. my dog's got no nose - 848: PM, SF, JC. my dustbin - 163: DN, SH. my earliest memory - 125: DN, KW, CF. JJAM6: JL, K?, HM. my early years - 595: RN, TH, CF. my eccentricities - 282: KEv, PJ. my Edinburgh tattoo - 857: PM, GB. my ego - 715: SH, CF, DM. my elephant and castle - TV8: JF, TS, DN. my enemies - 434: DN, JE, PJ. my energy - 161: KW, CF, DN. my enthusiasm - 70: KW. my epitaph - 216: KW, PJ, DN, SH. my expenses - 720: GB, PM, KHH. my exuberance - 137: KW, CF. my eyesight - 783: GP, JC, PM, SP. my family - 655: PMc, PM, CF. my family motto - 842: AC, TH. my family tartan - 699: LFe, PM, FM. my family tree - 802: RH, JC, PM, JE. 860: JE, JW. my famous friends - 789: SP, GN, LT. my fancy - 81: KW, CF. my fans - 52: CF, DN, KW. 630: KHH, LS, PM. my faults - 286: KW, CF, DN, BMo. my favourite animal - 205: AMa, PMo, CF. my favourite aunt - 204: PJ, SH. my favourite auntie - 650: GB, TH, CF. my favourite author - 194: CF, DN, KW. my favourite bedtime drink - 859: TH, SP. my favourite beetle - 586: LT, CF, WR. my favourite book - 213: GG, CF. 632: CF, PM, KHH, LS. my favourite cartoon - 755: LT, TH, PM, RN. my favourite character in Coronation Street - 749: TH, PM. my favourite children's book - 778: LT, PM, KHH. my favourite children's programme - 568: CF, LT, GN. my favourite Christmas present - 444: CF, DN, PJ, SF. my favourite clothes - 463: DN, TH. my favourite cocktail - 549: LT, SFr, PM, CF. my favourite composer - 763: SP, SF. my favourite cousin - 583: PA, TH. my favourite dance - 625: JC, TH, CF. 895: SF, PM. my favourite Dickens character - 708: CF, PM, JC, JLo. my favourite diet - 724: PM, SWe, GN, GB. my favourite drink - 139: SH, CF. my favourite fairy tale - 548: TH, TR. my favourite festive film - 818: PM, SM, GB. my favourite figurine - 505: RMo, GN, PM. my favourite film - 256: PJ, CF. my favourite flowers - 468: DN, PM, JC. my favourite gadget - JJAM1: JL, JE. my favourite game - 855: PM, GB, MB. my favourite humorist - 108: CF. my favourite invention - 481: PJ. my favourite joke - 715: PM, DM, CF. my favourite made-up word - 764: TH, JC. my favourite meal - 18: KW, GJ, NP. JJAM2: WT, RC, JL. my favourite nursery rhyme - 658: JG, PM, RN. my favourite Oscar Wilde quote - 761: GB, TH, PM. my favourite pastime in Edinburgh - 791: PM, GB. my favourite pet - 233: SH, PJ. my favourite place - 238: CF, KW, PJ. my favourite planet - 611: PM, CC, CF. my favourite poem - 629: JC, CF, PA. my favourite poet - 612: SF, PM, CF. my favourite proverb - 610: SF, TH, PM, CF. my favourite pub - 187: SH, PJ. my favourite pudding - 27: KW, CF, DN. 599: KHH, LT, PM. my favourite room - 538: CF, PM, GN. my favourite school teacher - 567: TH. my favourite season - 620: CF, DO, JE. 779: JC, SP. my favourite Shakespeare play - 711: GB, SP, LT. my favourite shoes - 765: JE, PM. my favourite sin - 679: PM, ML, MB. my favourite skirt - 293: PM, LSi. my favourite smell - 537: CF, RN, TH. my favourite soap - 459: GN. my favourite sound - 328: PJ, VW, CF, KW. my favourite spice - 477: TH, CF, DN. 901: JG, PM, MWa, PS. my favourite sport - 28: DN, CF. 104: PJ, KW, CF, AM. 296: CF. 350: TR, PJ, KW. my favourite spot - 637: JE, CF. my favourite spot in Edinburgh - 639: PM, CF, RG. my favourite spring-time activity - 55: AMa, DN, CF, KW. my favourite square - TV15: TS, DW, CF. my favourite stockings - 188: AM, KW. my favourite subject - 111: PJ, CF, JA. my favourite tree - 847: SH, PM. my favourite type of restaurant - 324: KW, DN, JR. my favourite view - 495: DN, KHH. 828: PK, SK, GB, PS. my favourite Welsh celebrity - 613: VS, CF, SFr. 636: CF, TH, VS. my favourite word - 553: CF, LS, PM. my favourite words - 69: CF, DN, KW, DC. 243: DN, KW. 601: CF, PM, LS. my favourite yoga position - 627: PM, LS, GN. my favourite zoo animal - 33: DN, AMa, KW. my feelings - 142: CF, DN, PJ. my festival guide - 834: SP. my finest hour - 170: KW, PJ. my first audition - 31: KW. TV18: TS, DW. my first bike - 241: AMar, KW. 861: SC, JL, JC. my first boyfriend - 53: SH, DN, CF, KW. my first car - 78: CF, DN. 271: DN, KW, RA. 724: GN, PM. my first celebrity crush - TV54: SP, TH, GN. my first crush - 47: CF, SH, DN. 787: PM, GB. my first day at primary school - 633: VS, SH. my first day at school - 773: JC, JL. TV50: JC, PM. my first flat - 870: SF. my first grown-up dress - 10: RHou, CF. my first job - 542: KHH, PM. my first kiss - 747: PM, KHH, TH. my first love - 870: NK, JE, JL. 875: PM, JL. my first million - 396: PJ, CF. my first name - 791: HBu, PM, JG. my first night - 504: PJ, TR, JE. my first 70 years - 522: PJ, PM. my first tweet - 863: JW, JE, PM, SH. my first words - 270: CF, KR, MMa, KW. 547: CF, PM. my fitness regime - 644: JE. 896: JC, ZL. my five a day - 837: HW, PM. my flamenco dancing - 290: PJ, TBT, KW, BT. my foibles - 143: KW, PJ, SH. my following - 125: KW, CF, SH. 289: KW, LP, CF. my forebears - 46: DN, AM. 357: CF. my 45th birthday - TV54: GN, SP, PM. my friend Smith - 153: CF, DN. my friends - 108: SH, CF, KW. 234: GG, KW, PJ, CF. 434: CF, DN. my friend's aunt - 257: CF, KW, PJ. my funnybone - 89: DN. 486: PM, CF, PJ. my future - 97: SH, PJ. my galoshes - 325: JBe, AMa. my gambit - 341: KW, DN. my garden shed - 758: PM, SH. my gardening tips - 574: SP, WR. my geiger counter - 211: DN, KW. my generation - 867: JE, NK, JL. my giddy aunt - 100: PJ, CF, KW. 144: DN, DJ, CF, PJ. 351: DN, KW. 465: PM, DN, CF, PJ. 560: SF, PM, CF. my gold spun hair - 320: KW. my goldfish - 210: AMar, PJ. my goodness - 118: PJ, CF, SH. 311: KW, GB. 438: AS, CF, PM. my grandfather's whiskers - 161: DN, CF, AMa. my great-aunt Augustine - 235: JB, PJ. my great-great-grandfather - 206: PJ, KW, SH, DN. my great-great-uncle Ebeneezer's strange habit - 304: IM, DN, PJ. my greatest extravagance - 670: GB, MB, PMc. my greatest fear - TV18: GN, SPo, DW. my greatest mistake - 339: LPu, CF. my greatest pleasure - 268: PJ, CF. my greatest wish - TV46: TH, JBr, GB, PJ. my great-uncle Augustus - 162: DN, PJ, CF, AM. my guilty pleasure - 830: JE, PM, VF. my hairdresser - TV40: WR, LS, MM. my handicap - 44: DN, CF. my happiest holiday - 286: BMo, DN. my hare-brained scheme - 486: PM, DN. my hat - 255: TT, CF. my headmaster - 646: CF, TH. my heart's desire - 845: AC, JL, PM. 885: PE, PM, SH. my hero - TV45: MC, MM, PJ. JJAM2: WT, RC, JL. my hidden talent - 718: PM, GB, KHH. 888: AMu, MB, PM. my hidden vice - 74: DN. my high visibility jacket - 771: PA, GB, TH. my hobby - 119: PJ, DN, CF, KW. 176: CF, SH. 305: CF, DN. 346: TR, KW, PJ. 779: JC, CC, PM, SP. my holiday - 154: SH, CF. my holiday romance - 671: NM, PM, TH, SP. TV52: GB, PM, MJ. my home town - 256: PJ, JB, CF. my honeymoon - 7: DN, AMa. my horoscope - 119: KW, CF, PJ. my hot water bottle - 226: DN, SH, KW. my idea for Dragon's Den - TV49: SP, PJu, GN, PM. my idea of a perfect day - 563: KHH, LS, PM, CN. my idea of bliss - 719: PM, CC, SF. my idea of heaven - 622: GN, PM. my idea of hell - 739: GN, JE, PM. my idea of romance - 583: PA. my ideal - 262: KW, JBa. my ideal bike ride - 894: FB, GB. my ideal date - 778: JL, KHH. my ideal evening - 598: CN, LS, TH. my ideal picnic - J8: JL, JE. my ideal pub - 888: AMu, MB. my ideal tattoo - 639: RG, PM, CF. my imaginary friend - JJAM2: JL. my impulses - 236: KW, PMo, DN. my inheritance - 743: JE, PM. my inner child - 577: SH, GN, PM. my inner monologue - 745: GN, GB, PM. my intellectual approach to the six pips of the Greenwich time signal - 314: TR, JJ, KW, ML. my intentions - 174: BC, CF, DN. my internal momologue - 904: PJu, SH. my kitchen - 728: PM. my last birthday - 199: PJ, PMo, CF. my last birthday party - JJAM1: ZS, KF. my last date - 181: KW, CF. my last driving lesson - 215: MPa, CF. TV20: AS, JS, TS, DW. my last hat - 207: AM, KW, PJ. my last public appearance - 193: AMa, DN, PJ. my last report card - JJAM2: RC, JL. my last school report - 419: CF, DN. my last train set - 336: PJ, KW. my latest acquisition - 151: SH. my least favourite smell - J7: JL, A? my left Wellington boot - 168: DN, CF, PJ. my legacy - 788: TH, JE. my life - 2: SH, DN, CF. my life as a tattooist - 655: PM. my life so far - 108: KW, CF, SH. 197: KW, AMa. my local - 741: TH, PM, SH. my lot - 137: AMa, CF. my love of the absurd - 758: PM, SP, MB. my lucky day - 688: LT, JD. my lucky number - 408: RS, TR, PJ, WR. 601: CF, PM. my lucky stars - 415: DN. my mate Dan - 798: AC, PM, GB, SM. my memory - 447: TH, CF, KHH. 490: DN, CF, PJ. my mental capacity - 198: KW, CF. my midlife crisis - 659: PMc, OO, PM, CF. my mistake - 426: DN, CF. 433: PM, DN. my mistakes - 560: CF, SF, PM. my mood tonight - 727: JC, GB, PM. my morning routine - 780: JL, PM. my most absurd uncle - 232: CF. my most embarrassing moment - 641: PM, TR, CF. J8: SSm, O?, JE. my most embarrassing purchase - 513: CF, PM. my most important discovery - 31: CF, DN. my most miserable moment - 19: NP, CF. my most unforgettable character - 27: BM, KW, DN, CF. my motto - 601: GN, LS. 628: TR, TH, CN. 761: PM, TH, GB. my muscles - 187: KW, CF, SH, PJ. my musical abilities - 766: PM, SP, SF, FG. my mysterious uncle - 769: AC, JBy, PM. my name - 422: WR, CF. my name in lights - 756: JC, TW, PM. my nan - 761: JC. my nastiest habit - 606: SF, CF, TH. my natural habitat - 242: PJ, DN, CF. 307: PJ, DN, DC. my nemesis - TV53: JL, PM, JMa. my new hat - 542: PM, KHH. my New Year resolution - 132: CF, KW. my New Year's resolution - 664: MB, CF. 705: GN, PM, CC, SK. 887: PM, GB, TA. my next holiday - 298: AMa, CF. my nickname - 556: GN, CF. 792: TV, GB, JBy. my nighty - 68: DC, DN, CF. my obsession - 544: BC, CF. my old man - 797: JMa, PM, GN. my oldest possession - 151: PJ, DN. my Olympic dreams - 777: PM, SP, JC. my Olympic event - 880: PE, MB. my only regret - 853: GN. my opinion - 63: GJ, DN. 123: CF, AMa. my opinion of the others - 178: SH, DN. my other self - 55: KW, AMa, CF, DN. 145: CF, PJ. 266: KW, PC. my pain threshold - 707: SK, PM, GN. my party piece - 302: PJ, DN. 503: LS, GN, DN. my party trick - 690: CF, MB, JE. my past - 97: KW, PJ, SH. my patron saint - 698: RG, PM. my peaches and cream complexion - 150: AMa, IC, CF. my personal assistant - 767: GN, SH. my personal evolution - 357: KW. my pet - 398: PM, DN, PJ. my pet hate - 559: SH, PM, CF. my philosophy - 740: SP, LT. my philosophy of life - 545: GN, JE. my piggy bank - 238: PJ, KW, CF. my pleasure - 248: PJ, CF. my plan B - PM, GB. my plot - 225: PJ, CF. my ploy - 240: PJ, CF. my plums - 312: VW, DN, PJ. my popadoms - 257: CF, JWh, PJ. my potting shed - 799: JC. my preference - 153: BT, DN, CF, PJ. my preparations for Rio 2016 - 794: TH, JE. my present - 97: CF, SH. my previous incarnation - 556: GN, PM, CF. my pride and joy - 633: TH, CF, SH. my problem - 119: CF, DN, KW. my problems with this show - 784: GN, PM, GB. my proclivities - 243: KW, CF. my profile - 708: JC, JLo, CF, PM. my proudest moment - 171: JM, KW, DN. my radio - 139: SH, DN, KW, CF. my recipe for success - 498: CF, PM. my relations - 39: CF, DN, GJ. my relationship with the chairman - 751: SP, PM, JC. my reputation - 596: JC, PM, RN. my resolution for this programme - 284: DN. my reticence - 268: KW, DN. my rights in this programme - 181: CF, DN. my robot butler - TV58: PM, JC, SK, SF. my roots - 651: JC, CF. 793: LT. my rummage - 125: DN, KW. my ruthless streak - 736: GN, SP. my Saville Row suit - TV12: DN, TS, JF. my scene - 146: AMa, PJ, CF. my school crush - 750: GB, PM, SH. my school days - 37: DN, CF, AM. 557: SF, PM, LT, CF. my school reports - TV42: LS, PA, WR. my second cousin once removed - TV41: GB, LG, KB. my second language - 558: LS, CN, KHH. my secret - 159: KW. 335: VW, PJ, CF, KW. TV25: TB, DW, MF. my secret identity - 757: RW, GB, PM. my secret method - 157: PJ, CF, DN, BT. my secret vice - 213: GG, CF, PJ, SH. 710: PM, CF, JL. my shyness - 269: KW, JBa, PJ. my signature dish - 730: GB, JC, PM. 838: JRo, PM. my silliest habit - 421: PM, PJ, TH. my singing voice - 647: JE, PM. my sixth sense - 507: PM, SF, CF. 777: CC, SP, PM. my skin care routine - 736: GN, LT, SP, PM. my small role in Lawrence of Arabia - 833: PM, LT. ny smoothie maker - 846: GB, JE, SK. my socks - 114: KW, PJ, CF. my star sign - 531: CF, TR, PM, CF. my station - 159: KW. my status symbol - 144: DJ, CF, DN. my stopcock - 149: CF, PJ. my strength - 207: KW. 238: KW, RA, CF. my strong point - 893: PM, JC, ZL. my super power - 692: TH, GB, JG. my swimsuit - 252: CF, DN, PJ. 398: PJ, DN, PM. my tactics for winning Just A Minute - 652: KHH, PM. my talent - 345: KW. my tallboy - 174: DN, BC, CF, KW. my tartan underwear - 770: GB. my teddy - TV42: PJ, PA, WR. my teens - 790: PA, CC, MJ. my telephone bill - 563: CN, KHH, PM. my testimonials - 131: KW, CF. my thermal underwear - 375: PJ, DN, TR. my three favourite people in the world - 783: PM, SP, JC, GP. my ticklish bit - 395: WR, LP, RM, CF. my ticklish bits - 307: DC, DN. my time as a butler - 769: PM, GB. my tips on how to avoid arguments - 818: PA, GB. my trouble - 173: AM, PJ. my undoing - 180: KW, AM, DN. 271: KW, DN. 338: PJ, TR, KW. my unfinished screenplay - 743: PM, JE. my valentine - 890: TA, PM, SH, GB. my vegetable patch - 744: SP. my vibrations - 107: KW, SH, PJ. my voice - 709: LT, SP, PM. my wardrobe - TV39: GB, IB. my wellies - 220: SH, KW, AMar. my Wimbledon racquet - TV8: TS, JF, NR, DN. my world record - 889: PM. my worst enemy - 2: DN, SH. my worst fault - 44: DN, CF. my worst habit - 533: JH, CF. 856: AC, PM, GB, SC. my worst joke - 442: CF, PM. my worst journey - 477: DN, CF, TH. my worst meal - 314: KW, TR, JJ. my worst memory - 438: PM, AS. my worst moment - 56: DN, GJ. 258: PJ, SH. my worst moment on stage - 354: SH, DN. my worst nightmare - 487: PM, JC, CF. 529: SP, CF, JH. my worst phobia - 539: JC, LS. my worst public mistake - 296: BC, KW. (mystery object - Arsenal Football Club mascot) - TV17: CM, MF, DW, TS. (mystery object - blood circulator) - TV7: RV, AS. (mystery object - Chelsea dog) - TV21: CF, TS, DW. (mystery object - David Garrick's death mask) - TV10: RV, TH, CF, TS. (mystery object - Derby ram) - TV25: TB, TS, DW, MF. (mystery object - electrostatic collector) - TV6: JS, TS, TBl, LSi. (mystery object - fragment of astronomical glass) - TV13: TS, TRo, RV, AS. (mystery object - hair curler) - TV14: TS, TB, NM. (mystery object - jellied eels) - TV4: TS, CF, RV, TH. (mystery object - Laurence Olivier statuette) - TV1: TS, TH, KHH. (mystery object - mud and water from the Thames) - TV9: HH, NM, TS. (mystery object - Nottingham Forest Football club mascot) - TV15: CF, TS, DW, HL. (mystery object - pantomime cat) - TV2: MF, AS, JH, TS. (mystery object - pit canary) - TV22: RV, CCh, TS, DW. (mystery object - Queen Victoria's muff warmer) - TV3: GN, AS, AB, TS. (mystery object - scrubber's clogs) - TV18: SPo, GN, DW, TS. (mystery object - Sherlock Holmes' moccasin, pipe and magnifying glass) - TV16: TS, RV, TBl, DW. (mystery object - Sir Simon Rattle's grey wig) - TV26: AS, TS, DW. (mystery object - Southend voting cats) - TV20: JS, AS, TS, DW. (mystery object - Staffordshire cobbler) - TV24: JH, TS, DW, KHH. (mystery object - veterinary device) - TV12: TS, DN, NR. (mystery object - Victorian ear trumpet) - TV11: TS, LSi, JBr. (mystery object - widow's scold) - TV8: JF, TS, DN, NR. (mystery object - Yeoman of the Guard hat) - TV5: HL, KHH, TH. (mystery object - Yorick's skull) - TV23: LG, TS, DW. mythology - 69: CF, KW. myths - 460: CF, KHH, PM. (the) Naismith steam hammer drop forging process - 181: DN. name dropping - 525: LS, JC, CF. 544: PM, GN, CF. TV49: GN, SP, PJu. names - 181: SH, CF. naming names - 678: PM, MB, JG, CF. nannies - 387: DN, WR, CF, KW. TV41: RMo, LG, GB. 612: CF, SF, TH. Napoleon - 84: KW. 856: SC, GB, AC. Napoleon the Third - 197: KW, AMa, CF. nappies - 383: CF, RM, DN. Narcissus - 517: PM, CF. 610: SF, TH, PM. (the) Naska ground drawings - 349: KW. (a) nasty habit - 742: SK, GB, PM. (the) national debt - TV39: LS, GW, GB, IB. national treasures - 760: GN, JC, PM. (the) nation's favourite - 606: JC, TH, CF. naturists - 571: SP, WR. naughty and nice - 812: JLy, GP, SP. naval displays - 301: PJ, KW, CF. (the) Navy - 526: CF, SW, JC. 562: WR, SP, TH, RN. (the) necessities - 145: JM, WM, CF. needing dough - 58: DN, CF, NP. (a) needle in a haystack - 630: LS, KHH, PM. neeps and tatties - 514: PJ, RV. neighbours - 324: JR, PJ, DN. 387: CF, KW, WR. 491: TH, PM, DN, BD. 576: SL, RN, CF. Neil Armstrong - 888: MB, JE, AMu. Nell Gwynne - 72: KW, CF. 416: PM, SF. Nelson Mandela - 859: AH, SP. Nelson's column - 577: SH, PM, CF. 790: GB, PM, DM. 850: PM, GB. 899: PJu, JE, TH, SH. nepotism - 342: DN, CF. Neptune - 382: KW, WR, CF, DN. 581: KHH, SFr, RN, PM. nerds - 393: PM, TR. Nero - 106: KW, CF, PJ. nerves - 139: DN, SH. 636: SH, VS. Nessie - 576: RN, PM, SL. neutral - 325: CF, AMa, JBe. (a) new broom - 589: KHH, SH, CF. 748: KE, PM, JC, SP. (the) New Forest - 545: TH, TR, JE. new man - 504: PJ, JE. (the) new rock and roll - 508: FM, PM, GN. (a) new rule for Just A Minute - TV49: GN, SP, PM. New Year's Eve parties - 727: PM, JC. New Year's resolutions - 480: GN, GP, DN. 537: CF, TH, LS. New York - 148: PJ, CF. 322: KW. 416: SF, WR, DN, PM. 650: GB, CF, TH. New York city - 893: PA, PM. Newcastle - 428: RMo, DN, PJ, PM. news - 290: KW. newspaper sellers - 650: TH, PM, CF. (the) next generation - 134: SH, CF. (the) next series - 287: KW, DN, PJ. next time - 150: CF, AMa. Niagara Falls - 177: AM, DN. TV45: LS, PJ, MC. 893: ZL, JC, PA, PM. nibbles - 506: DN, SFr, CF. (a) niblick - 473: TH, CF. (a) nice cup of tea - 67: SH, CF, KW. 874: JW, PM, MB, HW. (a) nice set of wheels - 811: AC, GB. nice things come in small packages - 813: RK, HBl, SP, PM. (the) nicest one I know - 260: AMa, PMo, PJ. Nicholas Parsons - TV51: SP, PM, MB. Nicholas Parsons' Bristol relations - 694: PM, TH, GN, SP. (the) nick - 301: PJ, CF, KW. nicker elastic - TV47: WR, MM, LS. nickerbocker glories - 70: DC, DN. nickers - 129: AMa, CF. nicknames - 814: PM, JC, JE, LT. night at the opera - 494: CF, PM, DN. 881: PM, RN. (the) night I dreant I painted the Sistine Chapel - 838: PM. (the) night I forgot my lines - 328: VW, PJ, CF, KW. (a) night in - 817: JE, JC, PM. (a) night on the tiles - 148: PJ, DN, DJ, CF. night school - TV51: MB, SP, PM. nightingale - 128: KW. nightmares - 358: KW, PJ, CF. TV42: PA, PJ, LS. Nijinsky - 354: KW. nine green bottles - 330: DN. 900 jams - 837: PM, SH. 1984 - 844: GN, SH, RI, PM. 1967 - TV49: PM, SP, PJu. 99 pence - TV31: LS, IB, GW, GB. (the) Nobel Peace prize - 812: GP, PM, SP. nodding through - 185: CF, DN. (a) nod's as good as a wink - 950: PM, AC. noise - 107: PJ, KW, SH, CF. 161: DN, CF, KW. noisy neighbours - 793: PM, LT, SP. nonchalance - 61: KW, CF. nonsense - 106: PJ, CF. 362: BC, KW. nonstick pans - 524: MJa, SF, GN, CF. noodles - 61: AM, DN, CF. 292: DN, CF, KW. Norfolk broads - 447: HD, CF. 692: GB, JG, KHH. 895: PM, JL, SF. north of Watford - 500: FM, PM, CF. 620: CF, PM. (the) North Sea - 587: LS, CN, TH. 858: SC. (the) north south divide - 633: TH, CF, VS. Northern Ireland - 5: CF, DN, PSc. Norwich - 437: CF, TH, HD. Norwich at night - 519: PJ, KHH, CF, TH. nosey parkers - 123: KW, CF. nostalgia - 605: CF, RN, TH. 750: SH, GB, PM. Nostradamus - 180: KW, PJ, DN. nostrils - 551: RN, TH, TR, SP. not going far enough - 202: CF, PJ, KW. not my cup of tea - 890: GB, PM. not on your nelly - 801: PM, GB. nothing - 16: AM, CF, DN. 430: WR, CF, DN. nothing at all - 127: DN, CF, PJ, KW. Nottingham lace - TV26: DW, TS. notwithstanding - 113: CF, PJ. noughts and crosses - 122: PJ, KW, SH. novel ideas - 607: RN, CF, LS. (the) novel inside me - 512: SF, PM, CF. now I've grown up - 140: AMa, KW. (the) nub of the matter - 153: PJ, DN, CF. nuclear energy - 797: JMa, PM, SP. nudists - 600: CF, RN, GN, TH. nuisances - 417: CF, PJ, PM. Nuneaton - TV16: DW, TS, RV. nursery food - 483: CF, PJ, PM. TV36: RV, TO, LG, RMo. nursery rhymes - 69: DN, CF, KW. 257: JWh, KW, PJ. 445: TH, CF, DN. 539: KHH, PM. nursing a grievance - 170: KW, SH. nuts - 384: KW, CF, DN. 426: PJ, PM, CF. nuts in May - 508: CF, PM, FM. (an) oasis - 469: TH, CF. objects of desire - 496: DN, TH. obligations - 128: SH, PJ, KW, CF. occasions on which I wear earrings - 77: JMac, KW, DN. (the) occult - 348: KW, MJa, DN. occupational theory - 684: CN, CF. (the) octopus - 238: PJ, KW. 579: LT, GN, PM. (an) odd fact - 353: PJ, KW. odd facts - 319: JBe, PJ, KW, CF. 383: DN. odd first names - 450: SFr, PM, DN. (the) odd job man - 130: PJ, CF, AM. odd letters - 306: TR, JJ, BJ. odd letters I have received - 24: DN, CF, KW, GJ. (the) odd man out - 240: PJ, KW, JB. (an) odd orchestral instrument - 355: WF, DN. odd people - 177: CF, DN, KW. 252: PJ, DN, CF, KW. (an) odd pet - 422: WR, DN. odd surnames - 454: PM, DN, SFr, PJ. odd ways to cross the Trent - TV21: HL, CF, DW. (an) oddball - 438: PJ, AS, CF, PM. 500: PM, CF. (the) oddities of the English language - 757: PM, SK, GB, RW. odds - 403: CF, DN, EF. odds and ends - 44: CF, DN. 677: CF, FM, PM, JCa. (an) ode to a Grecian urn - 904: PJu, JE. ode to joy - 836: GB, TH. off piste - 882: PM, TH, JC. off the cuff - 545: TH, JE, TR. off the rails - 563: PM, KHH, CN, LS. off the record - 663: MM, CF, PM, KHH. off the top of my head - TV30: RV, RMo, LG, TO. Offa's Dyke - 702: OO, GB, MB. offence - 345: DN, KW, CF. 437: KHH, TH, HD. offending people - 766: PM, SP. an offer you shouldn't refuse - 789: PM, LT, SP. (the) office party - 602: MM, GB, NR. office politics - 580: TH, CF. 668: CN, CF, PM. ogres - 214: CF, PJ, KW. 269: PJ, DN, KW, JBa. 388: KW, DN. ogresses - 385: CF, PJ, LP. oh my goodness - 399: DN, PM, CF. oil - 281: CF, AMa, KW. 308: KW, CF. old alumni - 491: PM. (the) old bull and bush - 856: PM, GB. old codgers - 414: RS, WR, TR. (the) old course - 473: FM, CF. (an/the) old fashioned look - 186: AM, CF. 513: CF, PM. old father Thames - 624: PM, RN, SP, GN. (the) old firm - 477: FM, CF. (an) old fossil - 873: PM, JFi. old gentleman - 87: KW. (the) old guard - 801: AC, SM, PM. old habits - 157: DN, PJ, CF. old jokes - 104: PJ, AM, CF, KW. old ladies who help me across the road - 331: DN, NP, CF. (the) old lady of Threadneedle Street - TV3: GN, TS, AB. old MacDonald - 774: PA. old masters - 463: TH, DN. old Nick - 183: DN, BC, CF. 466: PJ, DN. 552: SF, PM, LT, CF. old seadogs - 525: SW, JC, LS. old teabags - TV30: LG, TO, RMo. old time music hall - 223: DN, CF. Old Trafford - 697: PM, TH, IMc. Old Vic - 609: JC, TH, SF, CF. old wives' tales - 144: DN, DJ. 366: KW, CF. 600: RN, GN, CF. older men - 707: SK, GN. (the) oldest joke in the world - 7: US, DN, AMa, CF. olive - 388: DN, PJ. Oliver Cromwell - 55: KW, CF. 822: PM, GN, MJ. olives - 111: CF, PJ. 300: DN, KW, SH. Omar Khiam - 268: KW. omelette - 321: CF. omelettes - 56: CF, DN. omens - 333: PJ, DN, KW. 379: PJ, KW, CF. on a long train journey - 770: RK, SK, PM, GB. on a stormy night - 800: JL, PM, SH. on and off - 678: CF, JG, PM. on cloud nine - 579: GN, CF, PM. on my bucket list - 837: PM, HW, RK. on the fiddle - 757: GB, PM, RW, SK. on the road - 883: WS, RN. on Valentine's Day I received - 755: PM, TH, RN, LT. on your bike - 872: ASa, JL, PM. on your uppers - 738: TH, PM, SP. once in a blue moon - 691: CN, PM, CF, JL. once upon a time - TV53: PM, JL, JSe. 888: PM, JE. one direction - JJAM5: RBa, WP, JL. one good turn - 840: PM, SH, HW. one hit wonder - 811: TH, AC. (the) one I sit next to - 266: CF, KW, PC. one in the eye - 681: JC, PM. (the) one line gag - 286: BMo, DN. one minute - 578: PM, RN, LS, CF. one more time with feeling - 882: JC, ZL, TH. one of the seven deadly sins - 347: DN, CF. one over the eight - 858: JL, PM, JC. one size tights - 110: JA. (the) one that got away - 809: FM, GB, RWa. (the) one way system - 509: PJ, SF, KHH. one way systems - 611: PM, TH, CC. onions - 171: JM, PJ, KW. onomatopoeia - 395: RM. 556: PM, CF, GN. 876: HW, MB, PM. openers - 394: TR, DN, SU. (the) opening shot - 338: KW, CF. opera - 587: BB, CN, LS, TH. operating a gondola - 263: DN, PJ, CF. opportunity knocks - 805: PA, PM, GN. (the) opposite sex - 21: CF, GJ. opposites - 489: PM, SFr, MM. optical illusion - 484: DN, PM. optical illusions - 110: PJ, KW, CF. optics - 212: PMo, CF. optimism - 101: PJ, AMa, CF. 617: RB, MB, PM, CF. 865: PM, GN. oracles - 443: JR, PM, SF. (the) orchestra pit - 689: SP, GN, TH. (the) Oregon trail - 291: PJ, CF. organic food - 619: LT, JC, CF, PM. origami - 602: GB, NR, MM, FM. 825: AC, PM, RF. (the) origin of my name - 130: AM, CF, PJ. (the) origin of the cocktail stick - 343: CF, PJ, HK. (the) original Iron Bridge - 213: PJ, GG, SH, CF. orion - 199: CF, KW, PMo, PJ. ornithology - 16: DN, AM, CF. Oscar Wilde - 690: JE, CF, MB. 869: TR, GB, ER, PM. (the) Oscars - 609: CF, TH, JC, SF. osteopathy - 25: KW, AM, CF. 578: LS, RN. other drivers - 401: JMu, TR. (the) other members of the panel - 527: TH. other people - 170: SH, KW. other people's bonfires - 310: CF, DN. other people's children - 614: PM, TH. 805: PA, GN. other people's hobbies - 815: AC, TH, PK. other people's manners - 28: CF, DN, KW. other well-known cooks - 273: PC, CF, KW. our American cousins - 745: PM, GN, GB. our chairman's darkest secret - 730: PM, GB, JC. our feathered friends - 450: DN, PJ, PM. our kid - 697: IMc, SK, PM, TH. our one hope - 144: CF, PJ. out of body experiences - 517: CF, PM, LS. out of order - 736: PM, SP, LT. outdoor games - 15: DN, AM, CF. outdoor swimming - 835: JLo, PM, GB. outrage - 128: KW, CF. outstanding things in my life - 260: AMa, PMo, KW. oven chips - 864: PM. over Niagara in a barrel - 377: AMar, PJ, DN. over the hill - 649: KHH, CN, LT. 741: TH, PM, RN. over the Moon - 648: PM, CF, GB, TH. over the rainbow - 530: GN, LS, TH. overdoing it - 277: KW, PMo, CF. overemotional women - 293: PJ, DN, KW. overheard remarks - 496: PM, TH. overnight guests - TV36: RV, TO, LG, RMo. overwhelming the audience - 279: KW, DN, TR. (the) owl - 625: JC, TH. (the) owl and the pussy cat - TV56: PM, SP, SM, MB. owning a tandem - 769: PM, JBy, GB, AC. Oxford brogues - 509: PJ, JE, SFr, KHH. Oxford Circus - 725: TH, TR, PA. Oxford Street - 586: WR, LT, PM. (the) Oxford Union - 625: CF, JC, TH. Oxfordshire - 495: DN, CF, KHH. (the) oxygen of publicity - 842: TH, AC, JL, PM. oxymoron - 482: CF, TR, PM. oysters - 99: KWh, PJ. 193: DN, PJ. 618: CF, SFr, VS, PM. 706: CF, JC, HL, PM. Oz - 550: JE, JC, PM, CF. package deal holidays - 348: MJa, DN, PJ. 362: BC, KW, DN, IH. package deals - 401: DN, TR. 452: PM, WR, LSi, PJ. package holidays - 295: PJ, TR. 684: PM, CF, CN. packing - 371: PJ, DN, TR, KW. packing for a holiday - 612: PM, TH, SF, CF. packing for the holidays - 703: IMc, SK, TH, PM. Paddington - 860: PM, SH. paddling - 41: KW. 303: KW, SH, PJ. page three - 753: PM, GB. painters - 409: DN, PM. painting a master - 442: CF, PM, GP. painting my toenails - 318: SH, GB. painting the ceiling - 823: GB, TH, PM. painting the kitchen - 10: RHou. painting the town red - 471: PM, PJ, NM, DN. palace - 490: CF, KHH, DN. pale - 435: PJ, PMcC, SF, PM. paleontology - 319: KW, CF, JBe. palm reading - 886: JL. Pam - 329: KW, AMa. panache - 80: KW, CF, DN. 252: KW, DN. Pandora - 358: DN, PJ, KW, CF. Pandora's box - TV41: KB, GB. 661: TR, CF, RN, PM. panel games - 533: SP, TH, JH. panic - 60: GJ, DN, CF. 77: KW, CF. 268: PJ, KW, CF. pantomime - 359: CF, DN. 386: CT, PJ, LP, CF. 604: CC, KHH. pantomime dames - 703: PM, SK. 864: SC, TAl, PM. (the) pantomime season - 666: TH, PM, SP. pantomimes - 13: AM, CI, CF, DN. 818: PA, GB, PM. (the) paparazzi - 633: VS, SH, TH. (the) paper boy - 772: TH, SH, PM. paper hanging - 396: BC. paper tearing - 250: CF, KW. paperback writer - 881: WS, SH, RN. papering the ceiling - 310: PJ, DN. paperwork - 823: TH, GB. (a) parachute jump - 826: PM, GN, HW, MJ. parachuting - 378: ES, PJ, KW. paradise - 334: DN. 677: JCa, FM, PM, CF. paradise found - 840: HW, RK, PM. paradise lost - 840: HW, RK, PM. paradox - 365: BC, KW. (a) parallel universe - 499: SFr, JE, PJ, TR. 602: NR, GB, MM. paranormal activity - 844: PM. parasites - 533: JH, CF, TH. parbuckles - 272: DN, CF. pardon my French - TV57: GB, TH, PM. parental advice - 655: CF, PM, JC, PMc. Paris - 329: CF, KW, JR, AMa. 382: DN, KW. 471: GN, CF. Paris in the spring - 804: SP, GN, JMa, PM. (the) Parisian Latin quarter - 210: CF, AMar, PJ. park - 451: JH, DN. parking - 41: DN, CF, KW. 297: PJ, KW, TBT. parking meters - 20: GJ, NP, CF. 292: CF, DN, JJ. parking the car - 552: SFr, LT, PM. Parkinson's law - 356: KW, PJ, TR. (the) parks of London - 736: SP, GN, PM. parlour games - 500: CF, FM, PM. parrot fashion - 586: CF, PM, WR. parrots - 256: JB. parsley - 495: CF, DN, KHH. parsnips - 210: PJ, CF. parsons - 115: NP, CF. (the) parsons' nose - 18: NP, GJ. 359: KW. 448: PM, TH, CF. 677: FM, PM, CF. Parsons' pleasure - 483: PM, DN, CF. Parsons Town - 205: PMo, PJ, CF. parties I enjoy - 88: BCa, CF. parts I refuse to play - 288: PJ, KW, CF. party games - 79: KW, DN, LF, CF. 132: KW, PJ. 719: PM, SF. JJAM4: JE. party poopers - 591: TH, CF, JE, RN. passing out - 455: PJ, DN, PM, CF. passing the buck - 59: DN, CF. 524: SFr, CF, GN. passion - 81: KW, PSc, DN. 725: PA, TR, TH. passports - 248: CF, PJ, KW. 349: CF. Pasteur and wine - 198: CF, DN, KW. pate - 157: CF, DN. 268: CF, KW, DN. patience - 144: DJ, DN, PJ. TV36: RMo, TO, LG. patois - 506: CF, TS, DN. patriotism - 75: KW, DN. patronage - 213: SH, CF, GG. pattern - 493: PJ, ML. Paul Cezanne - 155: KW, DN. pauses - 455: PJ, CF, PM, DN. Pavlov's dogs - 879: NK, MB, PM. pawn brokers - 131: PJ, CF. pawns - 176: CF, PJ. paws - 340: DN, GB. paying a visit to the dentist - 8: AW, LB. paying the bills at the end of the month - 26: KW, CF. paying through the nose - 552: PM, SFr. 779: CC, SP. payoffs - 280: RBu, CF, KW. pea shooters - 322: CF, PJ, KW. (the) peach - 556: CF, GN. (the) Peak district - 541: RN, LS, TH. 735: TH, DG, JMo, JL. peanuts - 131: CF, SH, KW. 239: DN, KW, SH. 409: CF, DN, PM, PJ. pear shaped - 553: LS. pearls - 93: AM, PJ, CF. pearly kings - TV5: HL, TS, TH, KHH. pearly kings and queens - 905: PM, RHo, ZL, JE. pears - 99: PJ, CF, KW, KWh. 284: DN, KW. 405: PJ, WR, PM. 431: PJ, DN, CF. peat - 166: PJ, DN, CF, AM. (a) peculiar practice - 520: PJ, KHH, CF. peel - 452: WR, PM, PJ. peeling an orange - 507: SF, PJ. peeping toms - TV40: LS, MM, WR. peeps - TV1: HL, TS, KHH, TH. pegs - 650: TH, GB. penguins - 218: PJ, CF, AMa. 537: LS, RN, TH. 646: CF, KRo, TH. (a) penny for your thoughts - 870: NK, SF, JE. penny pinching - 516: CF, GN, PM. pens - 298: KW, AMa, CF. people I don't enjoy - 124: PJ, CF. people I enjoy - 124: KW. people I like - 160: AM, CF, KW. people I shall never forget - 294: KW. people like me - 139: CF, SH. 603: GB. (the) people next door - 10: RHou, CF, BBl. people who send me flowers - 162: AM, PJ, CF. (the) people you find in a student bar - 735: JMo, JL, DG, TH. Pepper's ghost - 231: MP, DN, KW. Percy Biss Shelley - 152: KW, CF. Percy Harrison Fawcett - 212: KW, PMo, CF. perfect aim - 739: GN, JE, GB, PM. (the) perfect alibi - 586: CF, LT, PM. (the) perfect best man's speech - 763: PM, SP. (the) perfect breakfast - 66: CF, KW, DN, SH. 592: CF, KHH, SH. (the) perfect cup of tea - 634: CF, JE, PM. (the) perfect date - 735: JMo, TH, JL. (a) perfect day - 426: PM, DN, CF. (the) perfect excuse - 762: PM, GN, JL, JE. (the) perfect finish to the perfect meal - 329: CF, AMa. (the) perfect friend - 37: DN. (the) perfect guest - 208: SH, KW. (the) perfect host - 480: GP, PM, GN. (the) perfect idiot - 37: AM, DN, KW, CF. (the) perfect lie-in - 778: PM, KHH. (the) perfect man - 779: PM. (the) perfect marriage - 764: GB, TH, PM. (the) perfect murder - 377: PJ, DN, KW. 567: PM, TH, CF, JC. (the) perfect omelette - 827: JC, JE, PM. (the) perfect packed lunch - 790: MJ, CC, PM. (the) perfect picnic - 615: CF, PM. (the) perfect secretary - 173: CF, AM, KW, PJ. (the) perfect snack - 622: CF, LS. (the) perfect Sunday afternoon - 693: LT, JD, PM, CF. (the) perfect woman - 779: SP, CC. perfection - 375: TR, KW. perfume - 237: THi, DN, CF. 900: JL, PM. Pericles - 255: KW. (a) perk of my job - 723: SF, PM, JE. permissiveness - 76: KW, DN. (the) person I dread sitting next to me on the train - 706: PM, CF, HL. (the) person I look up to most - 625: TH, JC, CF. (the) person I should like to play in a movie - 610: PM, TH, SF. (the) person next to me - 791: PM, GB. (the) person to my left - 745: PM, JE. (the) person who should play me in a movie - 610: CF, TH, SF, PM. personal grooming - 810: RK, GB. personal hygiene in the 10th century - 826: GN, HW, PM. personal shoppers - 653: PA, GN. personal trainers - 631: CN, PM, RB. pests - 139: CF, DN, KW. TV29: JSe, BC, BS. pet earwigs - 391: WR, LP, RM. pet hates - 525: SW, LS, JC. pet names - 840: RK, SH, PM. Peter Jones - 281: AMa, CF, KW. Peter Pan - TV45: MM, LS, MC. 548: SP, RN, TR, TH. 620: DO, JE, PM. TV58: TH, GB, PM. Peter the Great - 397: BC, CF, DN. petite pwois - 567: CF, TH, PM, JC. pets - 107: PJ, SH. 322: PJ. 414: WR, TR, PJ, RS. pets that should not be kept in a flat - 334: CF, DN, JJ, KW. petty cash - 353: PJ, KW. PG Wodehouse - 901: PM, JG, PS. phagocytes - 191: KW, DN. phantasmagoria - 415: PJ, DN, ML, CF. (the) Pharaohs - 765: GN, JL, PM. philatelly - 419: PJ, DN, CF, JJ. 713: CF, SH, DM. Phineas Taylor Barnum - 411: CF, WR, PJ, DN. phlogiston - 258: CF, PJ. phobias - 250: JWh, KW, CF, PJ. 352: MJa, DN. phonophobia - 212: CF, PJ, KW. photo finishes - 15: CF, DN. photography - 757: GB, RW, PM phrenology - 1: WE, DN. physics for beginners - 875: GN, ASa, PM. Picasso - 601: CF, GN. 662: CF, CN, GP, PM. piceformes - 283: KW, SH, PJ. pick and mix - 893: ZL, JC, PA. (the) pickled onion - 722: PM, SP. pick-me-ups - 132: CF. picnics - 342: CF, DN. 897: PM, RN, GB, FB. picture perfect - 814: PM, LT. (the) pictures - 249: KW, PJ. 386: LP, CF. 494: PM, DN, JC. pie - 111: CF, KW. (a) piece of cake - 238: PJ, KW. 297: TBT, PJ, BT. 501: DN, SFr, CF. 951: SH, PA. (a) piece of my mind - 524: GN. piercings - 633: TH, CF. piers - 397: DN, CF, BC. pie and mash - 609: SF, CF, TH, JC. pies - 478: PM, CF. piffle - 427: PJ, PM, CF. pigeon fancying - 828: SK, GB, PS. pigeons - 221: CF, PJ, GG. 413: DN, WR, CF. piggy banks - 128: CF, KW, SH. piggybacks - 128: KW, CF, SH. pigs as household pets - 305: GG, DN, KW. pigs as pets - 381: DN. pigs might fly - 846: SK, GB, MB. pilates - 593: LS, CN, TH, CF. 883: RN, WS, PM. pillow talk - 494: PM, JC, DN. TV35: PJ, LS, MC, MM. 591: JE. pilots - 591: CF, TH. pinching - 393: PJ, DN, PM. ping pong - 157: PJ, DN, CF. Pinocchio - 874: MB, PM. pins and needles - 73: DN, CF, KW. pipes - 464: DN, PM. pippins - 448: TH, PM, CF. pips - 551: RN, TR, TH. pirate radio - TV6: TBl, LSi, TS, JS. pirates - 669: CF, PM. Pisa - 432: JS, PJ, PM. (a) pistol shot - 347: CF, DN, PJ, KW. pitching a tent - JJAM11: PM, JL. pitfalls for a programme chairman - 286: BMo, DN, CF. pixie boots - 565: SP, TH, RN. pizazz - 570: PM, CF. place - 425: WR, DN, TH, CF. plagiarism - 372: TR, SH, DN. plain English - 308: CF, KW, LPu. plain sailing - 656: PM, RN, CF. plain speaking - 26: CF, DN, AM, KW. plan B - 745: GN, PM. JE. (the) plank - 885: TA, PM, SH, GB. plankton - 336: PJ, TR, LPu. 765: PM, GN, JL. planning - 186: CF, PJ, DN. planning a gap year - 832: SH, JLy, PM, KE. planning a party - 900: FM, PM, JAc. planning a stay-cation - 727: DM, GB. plastic gnomes - 56: CF, GJ, DN, KW. plastic surgery - 648: GB, PM, TH. plastics - 88: CF, KW. plates - 576: SL, RN. platforms - 631: RB. play school - 624: RN, SP, PM. playground games - 795: CC, PA, PM, MJ. playing a proscenium arch - 609: SF. playing bingo - 526: CF, JC. playing by the rules - 531: TR. 782: MB, PM, CBr. playing it by ear - 521: MM, SF, PJ. playing Just A Minute without Clement Freud - 184: KW, DN. playing safe - 124: AM, KW. playing second fiddle - 888: PM, AMu, JE. playing the fool - 453: PM, KHH, JE. playing the goat - 456: PM. playing the market - 122: CF, KW, SH. playing the ukelele - 834: FS, SP, GB, PM. playing to the crowd - 679: ML, PA, PM, MB. playing with my yoyo - 91: CF, AM, KW. pleas - 361: PJ, DN, KW. pleasantries - 84: SH, DN, CF. 168: PJ, DN, CF, KW. 485: CF, GK, TR, PM. pleasure - 67: CF, DN, KW. 204: KW, SH. 262: PJ, DN. pleasure from music - 285: PJ, JJ, KW, DN. (the) pleasures of hard work - 53: CF, KW. (the) Plimsoll line - 179: KW, PJ, CF, AMar. (the) plinth in Trafalgar Square - 724: GN, GB. plots - 203: PJ, KW, MPa, CF. 351: DN, CF. ploughing my own furrow - 889: ZL, PM. plugs - 430: DN, WR, CF. plumbing - 321: CF. 439: PJ, PM. Pluto - 135: PJ, CF, DN. 270: MMa, KR, CF. 324: KW, DN, PJ. 368: CF, DN, PJ, KW. Plymouth Rock - 870: JL, SF, NK, JE. poaching - 479: CF, FM. Pocahontas - 904: TH, JE. pocket money - 16: AM, DN, CF. 762: GN, JL, PM. poetic justice - 697: IMc, PM, TH. 893: PA, PM. poetic licence - 558: PM, CN, LS, KHH. 600: RN, CF. 672: PM, ML, DO. poetry - 95: SH, PJ, CF. poetry in motion - 647: JE, GN, CF. poetry reading - 151: PJ, SH, DN, KW. poganophobia - 207: CF, AM, PJ. pogo - 218: CF, KW, PJ, AMa. pointers - 362: DN, BC. pointless inventions - 743: FM, PM, JE. poisonous gases - 845: JL, TH, AC, PM. poker - 398: PJ, RM, PM, DN. 469: CF, PJ. 712: JMo, PM. (a) poker face - 744: PM, SP, LT. Polibius - 336: KW, LPu. (a) police escort - 728: CN, PM, CC. policemen - 52: KW, DN, CF, AMa. policewomen - 53: KW. poliology - 219: CF, AM, KW. politics - 83: SH, KW, CF. polo - 207: CF, AM. poltergeists - 127: PJ, CF, DN. 401: JMu, TR, CF, DN. polygamy - 209: DN, PJ. polystyrene - 68: DN, CF. Pompeii - 179: KW, AMar. 241: KW. 903: RHo, JE, PM. pomposity - 436: PM, EI, CF, DN. Pontefract - 172: CF, DN. poor - 301: DN, PJ. (a) poor relation - 687: CF, PM, MB, JE. pop - 420: WR, DN, SF, PM. 484: GN, GP. 531: AG, PM, CF. 584: TH, CN, LS. 651: PMc, JC. pop goes the weasel - 351: KW, SH. (the) pop scene - 29: KW, DN, GJ, CF. popadoms - 388: KW, CF. Pope Joan - 187: KW, CF, SH. popular misconceptions - 254: PMo. porpoises - 226: SH, DN, KW. porridge - 191: AM, KW. 196: DN, CF, AMa. 479: DN, TH, FM. 610: CF, PM, SF. 812: PM, SP, JLy. port - 79: DN, CF. 291: CF, PJ. porter - 473: CF, PJ, TH. (the) portrait in my attic - TV50: SF, RT, PM, JC. poses - 123: CF, KW, PJ. posh - 632: KHH. (the) poshest person in Harrogate - 564: GN, TR, JE, TH. position - 427: PJ, CQ, PM, CF. (the) position I now find myself in - 115: NP. positive thinking - 533: CF, SP. (the) Post Office tower - 859: SP, TH. postage stamps - 773: JL, PJu, JC, RW. postcards - 143: PJ, KW, SH, DN. 448: PM, DN, CF, TH. (the) posters on my bedroom wall - JJAM1: JE, JL, ZS. postman's knock - 71: DC, CF, KW. pot pourri - 131: PJ, SH. potatoes - 374: PJ, CF, KW. 385: CF. pottering - 459: DN, PJ, TH. pottering about - 239: KW, PJ, DN. pottering in the peaks - TV26: JS, TS, DW. pound - 264: PJ, KW, DN. pound shops - TV53: JL, PM. poverty - 224: CF, DN. powder - 104: AM, KW. powdering my nose - 526: SW, LS, JC, CF. power - 105: KW, AM, CF. 305: KW. 331: NP, PJ. 365: IH, BC, DN. 371: KW, PJ, DN, TR. TV45: MC, PJ. power complexes - 164: PJ, KW, AM. power cuts - 626: LS, CN, TR. power dressing - 544: GN, CF, PM. 774L PA, TH. power of mind - 346: PJ, KW, TR. (the) power of speech - 136: CF, PJ. power struggles - 797: PM, SP, GN. pow-wow - 520: CF, KHH, TH. practical jokes - 387: DN, CF. 542: PM, KHH, JC. pratfalls - 422: WR, DN, PJ. precision - 126: CF, KW. predicaments - 128: SH, PJ. predicting the future - 791: JG. predicting the weather - 902: PM, GB. prediction - 268: DN, KW, CF. predictions - 454: PM, PJ. prehistoric man - 716: CN, JMo, TH. prehistoric woman - 688: PM, CF, JD. 704: SP, JC, CA. prejudice - 582: LT, PM, CF. preparing for the worst - 32: DN, CF, KW. presence of mind - 160: PJ, KW. 411: DN, WR. (the) present I most like to receive - 124: AM, CF. pre-show nerves - 792: JBy, TV, GB. (the) press - 93: PJ, AM. 190: PJ, KW, AMar. 341: KW. 442: CF, PM, PJ. 487: JC, DN, PM, CF. press reporting - 343: CF, HK, KW. pressing the flesh - 467: PM, CF. pretence - 232: CF. pretentious vocabulary - 726: GB. pretentiousness - 566: GN, SH, PM. preventing long telephone conversations - 39: GJ, DN, CF. previously on Just A Minute - 820: PM, RK, AC. (the) price of milk - 753: PM, GB, SK. (the) pricking of my thumbs - 329: KW, AMa, CF. pride - 163: SH, DN. 238: KW, CF. pride and prejudice - 558: KHH, PM. 870: JE, SF, JL. Prince Albert - 400: WR, PJ, PM. Princes Street - 442: PM, PJ, CF. (the) princess - 203: KW, CF, PJ. probability - 185: KW, CF. (the) problem I had last week - 293: SH, DN, KW. (the) problem page - 545: GN, TR, TH. problems - 386: PJ, CT, CF. procrastination - 894: GB, PM, RN. (the) producers - 857: JLy, GB, PM. profits - 229: CF, PJ. profity - 103: CF, KW. prohibition - 744: PM, SP. promises - 190: AMar, KW, CF. 204: KW, PJ. property prices - 737: GB, PA. proposals - 22: KW, CF. pros and cons - 185: DN, CF, KW. 505: RMo, GN, CF. (the) pros and cons of knitting - 795: PA, CC, MJ. protests - 139: DN, CF. my proudest moment - JJAM5: WP, JL. proverbs - 200: SH, GG, CF. 632: CF, KHH. prunes - 769: JBy, GB, PM. prunes and custard - 155: PJ, KW, DN, JM. 158: PJ, DN. Ps and Qs - 873: SH, GB, JFi. Ptolemy the First - 73: KW, AM. (the) public eye - 579: LT, PM, CF. public relations - 26: DN, AM, CF. 673: CF, PM, GN. public transport - JJAM11: Do?, M? pubs - 228: PJ, CF. pudding - 248: KW, PJ, CF. 343: PJ, HK. 515: PJ, PM, TH, CF. puffballs - 17: KW, CF. puffin - 341: DN, KW, PJ. pulled pork - 894: PM. pulling a cork - 75: CF, DN, AM, KW. pulling a cracker - 82: DN, CF, KW. pulling faces - 33: KW, CF, AMa. pulling power - 582: WR, LT, CF, PM. pulling rank - 681: GB, JC, JE. pulling someone's leg - 622: PM, CF. pump room - 494: JC, PM, CF. pumpernickel - TV39: GB, GW, LS. punch - 79: CF, DN, KW. 261: DN, CF, PJ. 395: LP, WR, RM. 458: CF, MM, DN. 546: BC, GN, PM, CF. 584: CN, LS. Punch and Judy - 294: CF, KW, DN. 895: JL, SF. punch bags - 280: DN. punctuality - 25: DN, AM. 278: PJ, DN, CF. 350: PJ, KW, TR. 588: TH, PM, CF. punctures - 396: PJ, CF. punk - 623: JE, PM, CF. punks - 375: PJ, KW, DN. 641: CF, SF, PM. punnets - 427: PM, CQ. puns - 60: KW, CF, DN, GJ. 114: PJ, KW. 379: CF, KW, DN. 411: CF, PJ, DN. (the) puppet master - TV56: SP, SM, MB. puppets - 213: SH, CF, PJ. puppy love - 595: JE, TH, CF. 731: CN, PM, JL. (a) purple patch - 715: DM, CF, PM. putdowns - 538: SP, PM. putting a bold face on it - 51: KW, CF. 129: KW, PJ. putting a sock in it - 112: AM, KW, CF. putting a tent up in the rain - 722: RH, SP, JG. putting in everything I've got - 166: PJ, DN, AM, CF. putting on a show - 332: TR, PJ, LPu. putting on my tights - 201: AMa, KW. putting one over - 211: DN, CF. putting one's foot into it - 439: LSi, PM, PJ. putting out a fire - 144: PJ, DN, CF, DJ. putting up a shelf - 407: PJ, DN. putting up a tent - 396: CF, WR, PJ. putting your foot in it - 777: JC, CC, SP. puzzles - 311: GB, PJ, SH. 328: PJ, KW, VW, CF. pyjamas- 904: SH, PJu. pyramid selling - 159: JM, PJ. (the) Pyramids - 410: DN, CF. 546: GN, BC, CF, PM. 548: RN, SP, TR. 862: AH, GB. 877: GB, JL. Pyramus - 222: KW. Pythagoras - 22: GJ, CF. 478: KHH, PM. 789: PM, LT, SP, GN. pythons - 203: MPa, PJ, KW. quackery - 292: KW, CF. quacks - 407: PM. 443: SF, JR, PM. quail - 114: CF, AM, KW. (the) qualities that make up the ideal man - 109: SH, KW, PJ. (the) qualities that make up the ideal woman - 109: CF, SH, KW. quangoes - 460: KHH, CF, PJ, PM. quanting - 266: BT, PC, KW. quantitive easing - 755: TH, RN. quantum leap - 451: TH, DN, PJ. quantum physics - 748: PM, KE, SP, JC. quasars - 355: KW. Queen Hapshepsott of 1500 BC - 243: KW, CF. (the) Queen of Sheba - 623: JE, CF, PM. queen of the may - 871: SH, GB, JFi. Queen Victoria - 364: KW, PJ. 890: SH, PM. Queen Victoria's nickers - 266: PC, CF. (the) question I'd most like to ask - 164: KW, CF. questions I never ask - 114: PJ, CF. Quetzalcoatl - 316: KW, CF. queuing - 560: LT, SF, CF. queuing at the supermarket - 310: PJ, CF, DN. queuing up at the Post Office - 39: CF, DN, GJ. (a) quick exit - 788: JE, PS, RH. quick thinking - 762: JE, JL, PM, GN. quiet - 148: PJ, DN, DJ. quince - 106: CF, KW, SH. Quinitus Horatius Flaccus Horace - 122: KW, CF. quinoa - 889: JL. quiz shows - 721: PS, PM, SP. quotations - 146: PJ. 503: DN. quotations worth repeating - 92: KW, CF. rabbit - 458: PM, MM. rabbits - 262: JBa, DN, PJ. racing - 7: CF, US. 102: CF, PJ. 237: CF, DN. 456: DN, TH, FM. racing day - 386: CF, PJ, LP, CT. racing snails - 358: PJ, KW. rackets - 241: PJ, CF. 395: LP, RM, WR, CF. 459: PJ, DN. radio - 493: PJ, ML. radio phone-ins - 454: DN, SFr, PM, PJ. radio telephones - 365: DN, IH, BC, KW. radio times - 675: PM, TH, CF. radioactivity - 688: CF, PM, JD, LT. raffles - 265: CF, TBT, KR, KW. 452: WR, PM. rag - 390: PJ, DN, PM. (the) rag trade - 829: SH, JLy. ragged robins running round ragged rocks - 230: DN, NP. rain - 236: CF, DN. 368: PJ, DN, CF. 421: PM, CF, PJ. (the) rain in Spain - 849: LT, PM, TR. rainbow - 446: JH, DN, TH. raising a laugh - 875: ASa, PM. raining cats and dogs - 585: RN, SFr, KHH. raising the roof - 854: PM, MMc, SH. ram-raiding - 455: PM. rambling - 229: DN, CF. 336: PJ, TR, KW, LPu. 535: GN, PM, RN. random acts of kindness - 830: JE, PM, VF. rank outsiders - 487: JC, DN, CF, PM. rap - 491: TH, PM, DN. Rapunzel - 901: JG, PS, PM, MWa. raspberries - 454: PM, DN, SFr, PJ. 524: GN, SF, MJa. Rasputin - 87: KW. (the) rat pack - 868: RH, PA. (the) rat race - 664: CF, GB. rates - 161: CF, DN, AMa. Ravel's Bolero - 951: PA, PM, SH. ravioli - 203: CF, KW, MPa. reading in the bath - 846: JE, GB, MB, SK. reading instructions - 360: CF, TR. reading teacups - 70: DC, CF, KW. 154: DN, SH, PJ. reading the phone book - 874: PM, JW, MB. reading the Riot Act - 351: SH, DN. reading under the bedclothes - 81: DN, KW, CF, PSc. ready money - 414: PJ. real ale - 871: JFi, SH. reality TV - 574: WR, KHH. rearranging the deck chairs - 891: JE, AMu. rearranging the furniture - 846: SK, GB. reason - 146: PJ, AMa, CF. (the) reasons not to go on holiday - 764: PM, GB, TH. reasons to be cheerful - 817: JE, JC. J9: JL, LD, AU reasons to eat garlic - 351: CF, SH. received pronunciation - 855: GB. receiving compliments - 44: KW, DN, CF. recharging your batteries - 858: JC, JL. (a) recipe for disaster - 655: CF, JC, PM. (the) record I'd like to break - 857: GB, JG. records - 218: KW, CF. 255: PJ, KW. 385: CF, LP, PJ. 424: WR, PM, CF. TV39: GW, IB, LS, GB. records I would like to break - 292: CF, KW, JJ. rectors - 473: TH, FM, CF. recycling - 194: PJ, KW, CF, DN. 595: CF, JE. 659: OO, CF, PM. (the) red carpet - 768: PJu, JL, RW, JC. (the) red devils - 475: PM, PJ. (a) red herring - 479: CF, TH, DN. 526: CF, TH, LS. red herrings - 281: PJ, AMa, CF, KW. red Leicester - TV17: MF, TS, DW, CM. 691: JL, CF, PM. red letter days - 832: JLy, KE. red plastic garden gnomes - 203: CF, MPa, PJ. (a) red rose - 481: AS, PJ, CF, PM. red roses - TV34: SFr, WR, BC, TH. red sky at night - 755: TH, PM, GN. 859: GB, SP, TH. red tape - 98: KWh, CF, KW. 288: KW. 373: CF, DN, KW. 418: CF, DN, PJ. TV33: PJ, GB, TH, JBr. 582: LT, PM. reels - 479: CF, FM. refereeing a football match - TV24: DW, KHH, TS. reflexology - 449: JE, PJ, KHH. 635: CN, PM, RB. (the) regatta - 637: GB, JE, PM, CF. Regent's Park -759: RN, LT, PM. reggae - TV53: JSe, JL, PM. regional accents - 693: LT, CF, PM, JD. reinventing yourself - 641: TR, SF, CF. relations - 22: KW, CF, GJ. 356: KW, TR. 403: EF, TR, DN. relatives - 556: GN, PM, LS. relativity - 138: KW, PJ, CF. relaxation - 141: DN, CF, KW. 244: DN. relaxation techniques - 496: DN, PM. relics - 500: PM, CF. (a) remarkable occurrence - 274: PC. (a) remarkable source - 804: SP, PM. remembering people's names - 784: AC, GN, PM. removal men - 323: DN, SH. repertoire - 498: CF, PM. repetition - 63: CF, GJ. reports - 134: PJ, KW, SH. 433: PM, CFe, DN, PJ. reputation - 135: KW, CF, DN. respect - 615: JC, PM, CF. resting - 600: TH, CF. retail therapy - 677: JCa, CF, FM, PM. reticence - 136: KW, CF. retorts - 219: CF, KW, PJ. revelations - 456: PJ, PM, KHH, CF. revenge - 641: SFr, PM, CF. reviews - 290: BT, KW, TBT. revolutions - 74: KW, CF, AM. rewriting history - 777: PM, JC, SP. (the) rhinoceros - 299: KW. 346: PJ, BC, TR. 591: CF. rhubarb - 145: JM, CF, PJ. 549: PM, CF, SFr. 835: GB, PM, SP, JLo. rhyme or reason - 675: DG, TH, PM. rhymes - 356: TR, KW, PJ. 404: WR, DN, CF, PJ. rhyming couplets - 511: KHH, JE. rhyming slang - 849: TR, LT, PM. rice pudding - TV46: GB, JBr, PJ. Richard the Third - 864: PM, GB, TAl. riddles - 113: PJ, AM, KW. 393: TR, DN. riding a laugh - 457: TH, PJ, DN. riding the laughs - 486: CF, PJ. (a) right carry on - 481: PM, CF. (a) right cock-up - TV36: RMo, LG, RV. (a) right hand man - 726: GN, GB, PM. (the) right moment to sound my buzzer - 185: CF, KW. Rio - 383: DN, RM, CF. (the) rites of spring - 843: GB, JE. (the) river Thames - 700: PM, CA, SP. (a) road trip - 903: ZL, RHo, JE, PM. (a) road trip with Nicholas Parsons - 861: JL. roads - 362: KW, DN, IH. 429: CF, PM. 435: PMcC, PM, SF, PJ. roast duck - 431: CF, PM, DN. Rob Roy - 379: KW. robbing Peter to pay Paul - 399: PJ, CF, PM. 431: DN, CF, PM. 482: CF, PM, GK. Robert Burns - 616: PM, LM, DO. Robert Houdin - 256: KW. Robert the Bruce - 597: CF, GP, DO, PM. Robespierre - 76: KW, JMac, DN, CF. Robin Hood - 458: DN, PM, CF. 530: LS, GN, CF. 571: WR, SP, KHH. 783: SP. robin redbreast - 359: KW, CF. rock and roll - 675: TH, CF, PM. 876: PM. (a) rock and roll lifestyle - 753: RW, GB, PM. rockers - 373: KW, PJ, DN, CF. rocket science - 569: JE, CF, CN, GB. rocking chairs - 293: PJ, DN. rodomontade - 103: KW, AM, CF. role play - 735: JL, DG. (a) roller-coaster ride - 886: ZL, PM. (a) roll in the hay - 672: PA, PM, DO. (a) rolling stone - 649: PM, KHH. rolls - 279: DN, KW. Roman culture - 270: KR, MMa. Roman dormouse cooking - 374: CF, PJ, KW, SU. (a) Roman holiday - 811: PK, GB. Roman London - TV10: CF, TH, TS. romance - 490: DN, PJ, CF. (a) romantic gesture - 786: RH, JE, TH, PS. romantic meals - 731: CN, PM, JL, CC. (the) romantic movement - 284: BC, DN, CF, KW. (the) romantic revival - 136: KW, SH, CF. romcoms - 791: PM, GB. Rome - 320: KW. Romulus and Remus - 63: KW, DN, CF, GJ. room 102 - 680: DG, CF, TH, PM. (a) room with a view - 857: SC, PM. roots - 565: TH, RN. rope tricks - 393: DN, PM, PJ. rose growing - 65: SH, CF. rose - 245: DN, PJ, CF, KW. rosemary - 607: CF, GN, RN. roses - 94: CF, PJ. 308: LPu, KW. 326: NP. 773: JC, PJu, RW, JL. 899: SH, TH. rotten guests - 414: RS, TR, WR, PJ. rotten hosts - 397: CF, DN. roulette - 218: AMa, CF. round - 486: DN, CF, PM. (a) round robin - 504: JE, SFr, TR. 818: GB, PA, PM, SM. round robins - 184: PJ, SH, KW. 665: AC, PM, TR, CN. (the) round table - 662: CN, PM, CF. roundabouts - 129: KW, AMa, CF, PJ. Route 66 - 894: RN, FB. routines - 504: SFr, JE, TR. rovers - 580: CF, TH, GN. (a) royal flush - 817: JE, LT, PM. (the) royal mile - 879: PM. (the) Rubiat of Omar Khium - 504: PJ, JE, TR. rubber - 276: DN, PJ, KW. rubber plants - 507: SF, PM, CF, PJ. rubbish - 52: AMa, CF, KW. 93: AM, KW, CF. 754: PM, SP, SH. 780: LT, KHH, PM. rubies - 58: DN, NP, CF. 184: DN, KW. 650: PM, TH, GB. (the) Rubik cube - 317: PJ, CF, KW. ruby anniversary - 685: TH, GB. rude awakenings - 189: DN, CF, SH, PJ. rude remarks - 180: PJ, DN, AM. rude rhymes - 337: BC, KW, CF. rude words - 159: DN. TV36: LG, TO, RV, RMo. (the) rudest letter I ever had - 228: AMar, CF. (the) rudest person I ever met - 502: PM, TH, PJ, CF. Rudolph Diesel - 294: KW, DN. rugby - 451: PJ, DN, TH. TV22: CCh, RV, TS, DW. 553: GN, PM. (the) rule book - 697: PM, SK, TH, IMc. rulers - 754: MB, SH, SP, PM. rules - 214: KW, CF. 380: KW, CF, DN. rules of engagement - 855: LBe, MB, GB. runner beans - 898: AH, PM, SP> (the) rush hour - 35: KW, CF. 727: PM, JC, GB. rushes - 222: JB, MP, KW. Russian dolls - 870: NK, JE. (the) Russian step - 61: DN, AM, CF. sad films - 43: DN, GJ, KW. saddling a horse - 326: DN, NP, PJ. sago - 285: JJ. (the) Sahara Desert - 896: PM, JC, PA. sailing - 308: LPu, BC, CF. sailing close to the wind - 887: GB, PM. sailors - 570: LS, PM, RN. Saint Andrew's - 469: CF, PJ. Saint George - 275: KW, PJ. Saint George's day - TV33: TH, GB, PJ, JBr. Saint Martin - 144: CF, PJ. Saint Nicholas - 132: KW, CF. 818: SM, PA, GB. Saint Pancreas - 652: CN, KHH. Saint Patrick - 852: PM, MB. Saint Swithin's Day - 668: PM, CF. Saint Valentine - 844: RI, GN, PM. saints and sinners - TV33: PJ, TH, JBr, GB. salad days - 462: DN, PM, CF, MM. sale - 362: IH. 437: KHH, CF. sale of the century - 597: PM, DO, CF. (the) sales - 177: AM, KW. 397: CF, DN, BC. 615: JC, PM, LT. salesmen - 252: DN, PJ. sally forth - 458: DN, PM, CF. Salome the dancer - 263: KW, DN. saloons - 467: PJ. salt - 379: CF, KW. Salvador Dali - TV55: HB, SK, JMa, PM. 867: SF. 881: RN, WS. Sam Goldwyn - 352: MJa, PJ, KW. sampans - 262: PJ, DN. Samuel Crompton - 245: KW, CF. Samuel Pepys - 600: TH. 950: SC, GB, AC, PM. Samuel Pepys's rude bits - 358: CF, DN. sand banks - 656: TR, CF, PM, RN. sand storms - 327: DN, BJ. sandcastles - JJAM3: JL, JE. Sandringham - 692: KHH, GB, TH. Sappho - 374: KW. sardines - 894: PM, RN, FB, GB. sartorial elegance - 814: LT, JC. (the) sat nav - 804: JMa, SP, PM. Saturday night - 73: KW. Saturday night fever - 477: TH, CF. Saturday nights - 621: GN, SP, RN, PM. Saturn - 298: AMa, PJ, CF. sauce - 80: KW, DN, CF. 394: DN, TR, PJ. 471: DN, PM, PJ. Sauciehall Street - 861: SC. sauciness - 181: KW, SH, DN. sausage rolls - 258: SH, CF. saving - 432: JS, PM, PJ. saving energy - 636: SH, VS, TH, CF. saving graces - 873: GB, PM. saving my face - 306: JJ, TR, BJ. saving petrol - 345: JBad, KW. saving power - 277: PMo, DN, CF. saving things for best - 827: VF, JC. saving up - 53: SH. sawing a girl in half - 435: PJ, SF. sawing a woman in half - 242: KW, DN. (the) Saxons - 573: CF, CN, JE, GB. say what you see - 806: RWa, FM, GB, TH. saying good-bye - 89: KW, DN. saying no - 404: DN, CF, WR. saying sorry - TV30: LG, TO, RMo, RV. scales - 219: AM, KW, CF, PJ. 391: CF, WR. scam - 501: SFr, TS, CF. scandal - 392: CF, DN, CT. 463: GN, TH, DN. (a) scapegoat - 803: SH, JL, PM. Scarborough - 434: PJ, CF, DN. (a) scenic route - 856: PM, GB. (the) scenic route - 740: LT, SP, JSe. scent - 503: GN. schaedenfreude - 560: SF. school - 384: CF, DN, LP. school days - 261: CF, DN, PJ. 265: TBT, CF, KW. 513: PJ, PM. 538: SP, PM, GN. school dinners - JJAM1: KF, ZS. (the) school disco - 603: FM, NR, GB, MM. 793: GN, SP. JJAM11: JL, M?. school holidays - 884: KRy, GB, JL. (the) school of hard knocks - 676: AC, TR, CN, PM. school plays - 55: CF, DN, AMa. school uniforms - JJAM1: JL. Schrodinger's cat - 816: SM, GB, PM. science fiction - 700: CA, SP, JC, PM. scientific disputes - 277: PMo, DN, CF. (a) scoop - 463: PJ, TH, GN. scope - 284: CF, DN, KW. scotch - 470: DN, PM, CF. 554: CF, JE. Scotch eggs - 45: CF, DN. (a) Scotch mist - 308: BC, CF, KW. 880: PE, MB. (the) Scotsman - 465: CF, DN, PM. 677: PM, CF, FM. Scott Fitzgerald - 720: KHH, PM, SK. (the) Scottish accent - 791: JG, GB. Scottish air - 769: PM, GB. Scottish cuisine - 698: CF, MMc, PM. Scottish dancing - 792: TV, GB, PM. (a) Scottish delicacy - 721: PM, SP, PS. (the) Scottish diet - 575: GP, PM, CF, RN. Scottish heather - 699: CF, LFe. (the) Scottish Parliament - 576: CF, PM. (the) Scottish play - 686: CF, GB, GN. (the) Scottish side of my family - 496: PM, DN, TH. Scottish slang - 639: PM, JSe. Scottish widows - 486: PM, CF. scrabble - 473: FM, PJ, CF. 901": MWa, PS, PM. scrabbling around - 798: GB, SM, PM. scraping the barrel - 643: PM, TR, SF. scraps - 158: PJ, SH, CF. Scrooge - 769: AC, JBy. (the) scrubs - TV12: TS, JF, NR. scrumpy - 583: PA, GN. scruples - 61: KW, DN, AM. scuba diving - 303: PJ, SH, KW. 333: PJ, DN. sea shanties - 525: JC, LS, CF. seals - 353: CF, KW. 538: GN, PM, CF. (the) search for intelligent life - 776: RN, PM, JE. searching - 303: MW, PJ, SH. seaside postcards - 31: CF, AM, DN. 671: TH, SP. Sebastian Faulks - 814:LT, JE, JC. second - 205: AMa, PMo, PJ. second best - 772: TH, PM, GN. (a) second bit of the cherry - 565: WR, TH, SP. second sight - 238: CF, PJ, KW, RA. second thoughts - 611: TH. secondhand books - 752: GB, IMc, SH. secondhand car salesmen - 585: PM, KHH. secondhand cars - 348: PJ, MJa, DN. secondhand shops - 701: RI, PM, RN. seconds - 189: DN, SH, CF. (a) secret I will never tell - 668: CN, GP, CF. (the) secret mission - 502: PM, TH. (the) secret of a good relationship - 534: PM, TR, AG, CF. (the) secret of eternal youth - 540: GN, SP. (the) secret of my success - 743: JE, PM, FM. secret thoughts - 405: RM, PM, WR, PJ. secrets - 138: AM, PJ. security - 518: GN, PM, CF. seeing a man about a dog - 519: TH, PJ. seeing red - 811: AC, TH, GB, PK. seeing the dentist - 749: PM, KHH, TH, AC. seeing your friend off at the railway station - 108: CF, PJ, KW. self-control - 93: KW, CF. self-driving cars - 832: PM, SH. self-help books - 616: DO, LM, PM.776: GB, JE. selfie sticks - 892: SF, PM, GN. self improvement - 898: PM, AH, GB. self-made man - TV30: RV, LG, RMo, TO. self-seal envelopes - 408: PJ, TR, WR. selling - 229: PJ, DN. selling by telephone - 407: DN, PM. selling out - 552: LT, SFr, PM. selling the car - 378: PJ, ES, CF. sellotape - 858: JL, JC, PM. 876: JW, HW. (a) sell-out - 791: GB. sending postcards - 767: TH, GN, PM. senior citizens - 166: CF, PJ. (a) senior moment - 602: GB, NR, MM, FM. sensation - 355: PJ, KW, WF, DN. 438: AS, PM. sensationalism - 46: KW, CF. 67: KW, CF. 422: CF. sense - 110: CF, KW. (a) sense of purpose - 848: DT, SF. sensible shoes - 495: PJ, KHH. sensible winter underwear - 104: KW, AM, PJ. sentences - 344: DN, MJa, KW. sentiment - 87: DN, AM. sentimentalism - 311: PJ, KW. serendipity - 54: DH, CF. 517: CF, PM. Sergei Popokiev - 231: KW, DN. sericulture - 360: TR, GB, KW. service - 372: DN, SH, TR. 494: DN, JC, PM. services - 427: CQ, PM, PJ. setting the table - JJAM4: LSh, SS. setting my video - TV45: MM, MC, PJ. settling down - 313: CF, DN, GG, KW. settling up - 313: GG, DN, KW. (the) seven deadly sins - 540: CF, PM. 732: GN, LT. seven hills - 503: GN, TH. (the) seven seas - 576: PM, RN. (the) seven sisters - 475: AS, CF, PJ. seven ways to say good-bye - 751: KE, JC, PM. (the) seven wonders of the world - 274: PJ, CF. seventh heaven - 473: CF, TH. (the) 70s - 787: PM, GN, GB. (the) sewers of London - TV11: LSi, TS, JS, JBr. sewing - 35: GJ, DN. 220: PJ, KW. sex - 392: BC, CF, DN. sex appeal - 72: KW. 549: LT, PM, SF, CF. sex equality - 216: DN, SH. 246: SH, KW, DN. sexing a tadpole - 526: JC, CF. sexist advertising - 367: WF, CF, PJ. (the) sex-life of a ping-pong ball - 364: SB, DN, KW. (the) sex-life of the sandhopper - 371: DN, TR. (the) Seychelles - 375: DN, TR. shabby chic - 722: SP, RH. shades - 461: TH, FM, DN. (a) shaggy dog story - 755: TH, PM. Shakespeare's globe - 772: SH, PM, TH. Shakespeare's Scottish play - 827: JE, JC, VF. shambles - 382: CF, WR, DN. 492: SFr, PJ, PM. 510: PJ. shampoo - 899: TH, SH, PJu. shang-ri-la - 258: PJ, KW, CF. sharks - 332: LPu, TR. 354: KW, CF, DN. 393: TR, PM. 428: PM, PJ, RMo. 430: CF, DN, AMc, WR. 616: DO, CF. (a) sharp tongue - 596: RN. shaving - 605: RN, TH, CF. (the) shed in our garden - 69: CF, KW, DN, DC. sheep's eyes - 96: CF, PJ, SH, KW. sheilas - 184: DN, PJ, SH. shells - 572: TH, JC. shepherd's pie - TV43: TH, WR, SFr, CB. Sherlock Holmes - 696: CF, MB, GB. 781: PM, MB, CBr. Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson - TV13: RV, TRo, TS. Sherwood Forest - 889: JL, ZL. shift work - 764: PM, JC, TH. shindig - 505: GN, CF, RMo, PM. ship building - 657: TH, SP, PM. (the) shipping forecast - 445: DN, TH, CF. 871: SH, PM. ships that pass in the night - 262: KW, JBa, DN. (the) shires - 492: PM, SFr, PJ, MM. Shirley Temple - 905: RHo, ZL. shockers - 243: CF, DN. shocking people - 189: PJ, SH, CF. shocks - 404: CF, WR, DN, PJ. shoehorn - 889: ZL, GN, JL. shooting stars - 293: DN, PJ. shop assistants - 587: LS, TH, CN, BB. shopping - 276: DN, PJ, LP. 320: LG, DN. (the) Shopping Channel - 541: LS, RN, TH, CF. shopping in charity shops - 787: GN, PM. shopping online - 631: RB, PM. 723: JE, SF. (a) short address - 354: DN, SH. 379: DN. short notice - 421: PJ, TH, CF, PM. short puff and flakey - 810: RH, RK, GB. short term memory - 798: PM, GB. shortening - 118: SH, CF. (the) shortest night - 516: GN, FM, CF. shorthand - TV38: BC, JSe, BS. shorts - 436: DN, CF, PM. 598: CN, LS. (a) shotgun wedding - 826: GN. show stoppers - 167: KW, CF, DN, PJ. 235: KW, MP. showing affection - 175: DN, PJ, AM. showing off - 82: KW, SH, CF. 797: JMa, SP. showing the flag - 24: DN, CF, KW. showing willing - 127: CF, KW. showing your face - 561: GN, JE, TH, TR. showmanship - 506: CF, DN, TS. shrinking violet - TV31: LS, GB. Shrodinger's cat - 877: JL, PM. shuffling - 455: CF, PM, PJ, DN. shuttle - 360: CF, KW, TR. sibling rivalry - 680: PM, TH, CF, DG. 840: HW, SH. (a) sidekick - 827: PM, JC, JE. sideshows - 240: PJ, JB, CF. sigillography - 338: KW, CF. signals - 294: DN, CF. signing my autograph - 45: CF, SH, DN. signs - 120: CF, KW. silence - 5: CF, DN, PSc, AM. silent night - 132: PJ, AMa, CF. silhouette - 488: PM, ML, CF. (the) silicon chip - 277: PMo, DN, CF. silly songs - 390: RM, PJ, DN. (the) silver screen - 630: LS, CF. simnel cake - 868: RH, PA, GN, PM. Simon Bolivar - 378: KW, CF, PJ, ES. (a) simple devil - 288: CF, PJ, TR, KW. simplicity - 264: KW. sin - 99: KWh, PJ, CF, KW. Sinbad the Sailor - 171: KW, DN, PJ. 289: LP, KW. Singapore - 373: DN, KW, CF. Singapore sling - 808: PA, PM. singing - 158: CF, SH, DN. 258: SH, CF. singing in the rain - TV31: GW, IB, GB, LS. singing in the shower - 777: JC, PM, SP, CC. singing telegrams - 629: JC, TH, PA. singlet - 321: GB, CF. (the) sinner from Pinner - TV14: NM, TS, HH, TB. Sir Benjamin Hall - 361: KW, PJ, SB. Sir Charles Algernon Parsons - 279: KW, TR, DN. Sir Christopher Cockerel - 372: KW. Sir Christopher Wren - TV21: TS, CF, DW. Sir Francis Dashwood - 96: KW, CF, SH. Sir Isaac Newton - TV57: PM, LT. Sir Joseph Wilson Swann - 173: KW, CF. Sir Walter Raleigh - 896: JC, ZL, PM. sirens - 469: PJ, TH. TV48: LG, RMo, KB. sisterhood - 644: JE, GN. sisters - 529: SP, TH. 713: SH. (the) sitar - 841: SF, JC, PM. sitcoms - 559: GN, SH. sitting ducks - 548: TH, SP, TR. sitting on the fence - 197: PJ, KW, AMa, CF. 531: PM, CF, TR. sitting on the throne - 737: GB, PM, JE. (the) 1666 fire of London - 308: CF, LPu. (the) 60s - 559: SH, GN, PM. sizeism - 589: SH, KHH, CF, PM. skateboarding - 809: TH, RWa, GB. skating on thin ice - 545: TR, JE, TH. (a) skeleton in the cupboard - 722: PM, JG. skeletons in my cupboard - 760: TW, JC. skiing - 626: TH, LS. (the) skin of the custard - 529: JH, CF, TH. skinny dipping - 635: CF, PM, RB. 771: TH, MJ, GB. skinny jeans - 803: MB. skinny latte - 842: AC, JL. skipping - TV41: KB, GB, LG. skiving - 588: TH, CC. skullduggery - 456: CF. (The) sky at night - 861: PM, JL, JC. slang - 27: BM. 93: KW, PJ, CF. 208: WRu, KW, SH. 395: LP, CF. TV44: BC, TH, SF. 752: IMc, SH, PM. slapstick - 346: TR, KW. 361: DN, SB. sledging - 826: MJ, PM. sleep - 135: CF, DN, KW. sleep walking - 205: PJ, AMa, PMo, CF. 548: SP, TR, TH. sleeping like a baby - 951: SH, PM. sleeping policeman - 552: PM, CF, SFr. sliced bread - 738: PM, TH. slimming - 47: SH, KW. slippers - J10: JL, JE, ESl, R?. (a) slippery slope - 599: CC, LT, KHH, PM. slips - 64: DN, CF, KW. 434: DN, CF, PJ, JE. Sloan rangers - TV6: JS, TS, LSi. slogans - 575: RN, PM. (the) sloppiest person I know - 189: PJ, CF, DN, SH. slot machines - 340: KW. sloth - 551: TH, TR, RN, SP. 783: SP, JC, GP. (a) small holding - 468: PM, JC, DN. (the) small print - 152: CF, PJ, KW. (the) small shopkeeper - 137: CF, PJ. small talk - 110: KW, JA, CF. 575: GP, PM, CF. 743: SKA, JE. (a) small world - 543: TR, TH. smart alec - 518: GN, CF. smart phones - 783: GP, PM, JC. (the) smartest person I know - 768: RW, JL, JC, PJu. JJAM4: SS, JL. smash and grab - 273: BT, PC, CF, KW. smashing records - 128: PJ, CF, SH. smelling a rat - 527: TH, LS. smelly cheeses - TV44: WR, BC, SFr, TH. smoke and mirrors - 833: JRo. smoking in the kitchen - 81: CF, DN. smoothies - 624: SP, PM. 765: JL, PM. smugglers - 566: SH, PM, CF. smut - 456: PJ, PM. snags of show business - 84: KW, CF, DN. snails - 373: CF, DN, PJ, KW. snail's pace - 560: PM, CF, SF. (a) snake charmer - 825: PM. snake charmers - 240: CF, KW, JB. (a) snake in the grass - 565: RN, TH, SP. 629: TH, PA, JC. snakes and ladders - 116: PJ, CF, KW, AMa. 515: PJ, CF. snakes as pets - 10: BBl, DN. snap - 201: DN, AMa, KW. 472: PJ, GN, CF. snaps - 221: GG, CF, KW, PJ. 333: DN, PJ. 381: KW, CF, DN. (the) snark - 75: KW, DN, AM. sneakers - 118: SH. sneezes - 402: PJ, DN, PM. sneezing - 74: AM, CF, DN. 366: TR, CF, KW. 716: JMo, TH, CN, PM. snipe - 396: CF, WR, BC. snobs - TV32: WR, LS, PA. 557: LT, PM, SF. (the) snood - 585: SFr, RN, KHH, PM. snooker - 788: RH, PS, TH. snoring - 352: PJ, MJ, DN, KW. 376: SH, DN, KW. TV36: LG, RMo, TO, RV. snorkelling - 354: CF, DN, KW. Snow White and the seven dwarfs - 601: LS, GN, CF. snowboarding - 708: CF, JC, JLo. Snowdon - 893: PM, PA, JC. snuggling - 275: LC, KW, PJ. 381: DN, KW, CF. soap - 382: WR, KW, DN, CF. 713: SH, PM, CF, DM. soap operas - 831: SK, GB, PK. soaps - TV47: WR, LS, SPu. 894: FB, GB, PM. social networking - 712: JMo, CN, PM, TH. (the) society I would most like to join - 735: TH, DG, JMo. socks - 225: PJ, CF. 440: DN, JE. 530: GN, CF. soda water - 240: CF, PJ, KW. (a) soft touch - 615: CF, LT, PM. Soho - 711: SP, GB. soirees - 44: FF. (the) solar eclipse - 905: JE, PM. soliloquy - 874: PM, JW. Solomon Grundy - 201: DN, AMa. some of my favourite words - 325: KW, AMa, CF. some people - 170: PJ, DN. some strange facts about the people in this show - 734: PM, TH, GN, SP. something for nothing - 65: KW, DN, SH. something I do only in Edinburgh - 514: CF, PM. something I haven't told my parents - J8: O?, JL, SSm, JE. something I wish I hadn't lost - JJAM12: PM. something money can't buy - 711: GB, LT. JJAM6: JL, JE, HM, K?. something nice - 150: IC, PJ. something to write home about - 595: CF, RN, JE. sonaloomieere - 408: TR, RS, PJ. (a) song and dance - 701: RI, PM, RN, CF. 781: MB, AP, CBr, PM. songs I love - 64: KW, CF. Sophocles - 439: PJ, LSi, PM. (a) sore point - 546: GN, CF, BC, PM. sorting myself out - 346: KW, BC. soul - 377: DN, AMar. sound effects - 564: TH, JE, TR, GN. (the) sound of bow bells - 856: GB, AC. (the) sound of music - 522: PJ, SF, PM, MM. 668: CN, PM, CF. sour grapes - 468: CF, PM. South Pacific - 859: TH, SP, AH, GB. souvenirs - 455: PM, DN, CF. space - 383: DN. space games - 303: MW, KW, SH. space hoppers - 453: PM, JE, KHH, PJ. space shots - 165: CF, KW, DN, AMa. space shuttles - 323: GB, DN. spaghetti - 353: HK, PJ, CF. spaghetti hoops - 879: JG, MB, NK, PM. spaghetti westerns - 871: GB, SH. spam - 590: CF, PM. 891: AMu, MB. Spanish dancing - 273: BT, CF, PC. spanker - 215: CF, MPa, PJ. spare parts - 520: KHH, TH, PJ. spats - 416: DN, WR, PM. sparkle - 347: KW. sparklers - 169: KW, DN, PJ. Spartacus - 770: PM, SK. speakeasy - 516: PM, CF, FM. speakers - 636: TH, VS, SH. speaker's corner - 710: JL, JD, CF, PM. (the) speaking clock - 767: GN. speaking in tongues - 577: JE, GN, CF. speaking Latin - 625: TH, PA, CF. speaking loosely - 170: PJ, KW. speaking to the income tax man - 30: GJ, DN, CF. speaking Venusian - 199: PMo, CF, KW. special delivery - TV45: PJ. 836: SM. special offers - 641: TR, SF, PM. (a) special skill - 511: PJ, JE, SFr. spectacles - TV42: WR, LS, PA. 652: PM, LT. 887: PM, SH, TA, GB. speech habits - 241: KW, AMar, CF. speed dating - TV57: GB, TH, LT, PM. speleology - 196: DN, PJ. spell - 356: BC, TR. spell Missisippi - 434: CF, DN, JE. Spencer - 322: KW, MKi, CF. spending a million pounds - 413: WR, DN, CF. spending one million pounds - 172: CF, DN. spice - 524: CF, MJa. (the) spice of life - 593: CF, LS, CN. spiders - 98: PJ, CF. 369: KW. spiders in the bath - 267: AMa, PMo, PJ. spilling the beans - 528: SF, LS, PM, CF. spin doctors - 456: KHH, CF. TV45: MC, MM. (the) spinning jenny - 481: PM, CF. (the) spirit of independence in me - 232: KW, PJ, DN. spirits - 402: CF, DN, PJ. 449: KHH, PM, JE. spitting feathers - 731: PM, CC. spleen - 190: KW, AMar, CF, PJ. split infinitives - 517: GN, LS, CF. splits - 432: PM, PJ, CF. splitting the bill - 856: AC, PM, GB. spoiling the goldfish - 330: JJ, DN, KW, CF. sponge - 458: MM, CF, PM. sponge fingers - 275: CF, KW, PJ. spontaenous combustion - 710: PM, JD. spoofs - 392: CF, DN, CT. spooks - 22: GJ, KW, CF. 152: CF, PJ, KW. 237: DN, PJ. 340: MJa, GB, DN. spoon bending - 337: CF, KW. spoonerisms - 357: DN, PJ, CF. spoons - 604: PM, CC, KHH, LT. (a) sporran - 678: JG, CF, PM. (the) sport I least enjoy - 19: KW, NP, CF. (a) sporting bet - 824: PM, SH, JL. (the) sporting life - 477: TH, DN. sporting women - 246: BCr, DN, KW, SH. sports - 362: IH, DN, KW. Sporus - 137: KW. spot the lady - 262: DN, PJ. spotted dick - 391: CF, LP, RM. TV36: TO, LG, RMo. spotting a fake - 796: JE, KE. spreading alarm - 141: PJ, DN, CF. spreading rumours - TV56: SP, SM, MB, PM. (a) spree - 203: PJ, CF, KW. spring - 334: KW, DN. 388: KW, CF, DN. 426: DN, CF, PJ. 588: CF, TH. spring clean - 690: MB, JE, PM. spring cleaning - 800: PM, JL, SH. spring heeled Jack - 343: KW, CF, PJ. (a) spring roll - 476: KHH, CF, PM. springboard - 484: GP, DN, PM. springing into action - 280: KW, CF, RBu. springs - 262: JBa, KW, DN. spurs - TV15: HL, TS, DW. spying - 460: CF, PM. square - 635: RB, PM. squash - 229: DN, KW, PJ. 459: TH, DN, PJ, GN. 580: GN, CF, PA, TH. 882: JC. Sri Lanka - 340: DN, GB, KW. (a) stab in the back - 839: TH, KG, SM. stag nights - 606: JC, SF, TH. stage fright - 341: WF, DN, KW. 406: WR. 545: TH, TR, JE, GN. stage presence - 643: CF, PM, SF, TR. (the) stain on the floor - 355: PJ, DN, KW. stains - 417: PM, HL, CF. TV7: TS, PMcC. stalemate - 536: CF, PM. stamp - 380: KW, CF, DN. stamps - 411: WR, PJ, DN. 784: AC, GN, PM, GB. standing around - 237: PJ, DN, CF. standing in the corner - 354: SH, KW, CF. standing up for my rights - 196: DN, CF, PJ. staples - 857: JG, JLy, PM, GB. star gazing - 864: GB, PM. 892: SF, JL. star quality - 682: CF, GB, PJu. (a) starched collar - 809: RWa. (the) stars - 458: PM, CF, MM, DN. 529: SP, CF, TH. 626: TR, TH, LS. starters - 195: KW, CF. 734: TH, GN, SP, PM. stately pile - 495: PJ, DN, CF, KHH. static - 345: CF, JBad. stating the obvious - 691: PM, CN, CF. stationery - 844: SH, GN. statisticians - 292: CF, DN, JJ. staying happy - 72: DN, KW. 258: KW, SH. staying power - 214: KW, CF. staying up all night - 297: BT, TBT. staying up late - 794: JE, TH, AC, KE. J10: R?, ESl steak and kidney pie - 150: PJ, IC, AMa. stealing the show - 572: PM, JC, TH, CF. steam rollers - 246: DN, SH. steel - 503: DN, TH. steeplechasing - 272: DN, PJ, KW, CF. Stephen Leacock - 160: KW, CF, PJ, AM. stepping into the spotlight - 772: PM, TH, SH. (the) steward's inquiry at Epsom - TV12: TS, DN, JF, NR. stewed hippo - 328: CF, PJ, KW. stick - 405: PM, WR, PJ. 434: JE, CF. stick of rock - 393: DN. sticking my neck out - 510: PJ, TH, PM. (a) sticky situation - 573: GB, CF, JE. (a) stiff upper lip - 597: GP, DO, CF, PM. 731: JL, PM, CC. (a) sticky wicket - 774: MJ, GB, TH. 901: PS, PM, MWa. still - 256: CF, KW. stimulating the dozy ones - 257: KW, CF, JWh. stink bombs - 294: PJ, DN. stirring - 529: TH, SP. (a) stitch in time - 543: TH, GN, JE. stitched up - 485: PM. Stockholm - 146: IC, CF. stocking - 431: PJ, DN, PM, CF. stocking fillers - 79: DN, KW, LF. (the) stocks - 209: DN, CF, PJ. stomach butterflies - 363: WF, PJ. Stonehenge - 232: KW, DN. 827: PM, JE. stoppers - 300: KW, DN, PJ. 412: DN, PM, JMu, CF. stopping hiccups - 347: KW, PJ. (the) story I have never told anyone - 123: PJ, CF. (the) story I'll tell my grandchildren - 864: TAl, GB. (the) story of Noah's ark - 797: SP, GN. stout - 463: GN, DN. stowaways - 350: TR, PJ, KW, CF. straining spaghetti through a tennis racquet - 47: CF, KW, DN. strange customs - 51: DN, SH. strange laws - 347: CF, PJ, DN. strange noises - 68: CF, DN, KW. (a) strange thing I saw on my travels - 354: DN, CF. strangers on a train - TV52: MJ, GB, PM. 801: PM, SM, GB. (the) strangest thing - 305: GG, DN. streaking - 172: DN, PJ. (the) street - 481: PM, CF, PJ, AS. street parties - 785: JC, SP. street performers - 857: JLy, PM, GB. (the) streets of London - 667: PM, CF, CA, GN. stress - 457: FM, TH, PJ. stretching my legs - 457: TH, DN, FM. 525: JC, CF, SW. striking a fresh acquaintance - 27: DN, CF. striking a happy medium - 42: DN, KW. striking oil - 124: CF, PJ. string - 362: KW, DN. string theory - 829: JLy, KE, PM, SH. strings - 252: PJ, CF, KW. 282: KW, CF. strip poker - 614: CF, TH, PM. strippers - 117: CF. striving for perfection - 297: PJ, TBT, BT. Stromboli - 371: DN, TR. (the) Stuarts - 465: PM, DN, CF. stuck in a lift - JJAM12: JL, PM, J?. studies - 469: FM, CF, PJ. studs - 470: DN, PJ. TV43: WR, CB, SFr, TH. stuff and nonsense - 97: PJ, SH. 492: MM, SFr, PM, PJ. 665: CN, PM. stuffing a bird - 359: DN, PJ. stuffing a chicken - 530: CF, LS, GN, TH. style - 416: WR, SF, DN. subjects - 417: PJ, HL, PM. success - 245: PJ, DN, KW. successful fibbing - 254: DN, CF. sucking lemons - 85: DN, CF, KW. suction pumps in industry - 178: PJ, CF. suduku - 637: PM, JE. sue - 211: CF, KW. suet pudding - 660: PA, CF, GN, MB. Suetonius - 109: KW, SH, CF. Suffolk punch - 695: PM, CF, RN. sugar coating - 738: PM, TH. sugar daddy - 485: PM, GK, TR, CF. suited and booted - 815: PK. sulking - 558: CN, KHH, LS. summer balls - 469: CF, TH. summer holidays - 653: PA. summer loving - 811: GB, TH. summer season - 510: CF, PM, TH. (the) summer solstice - 831: PS, SK, GB, PK. summer time - 725: TH, SP, TR. sun cream - 881: WS, SH. sunbathing - 414: WR, PJ. 528: LS, SF, CF. Sunday - 77: KW, DN, CF. Sunday lunch - 365: DN, KW, IH, BC. 682: GB, GN, CF. Sunday lunch at mine - 904: JE, PJu, SH, TH. (the) Sunday papers - 774: GB, MJ, TH. Sunday service - 618: PM, VS. sundried tomatoes - 453: JE, PM, KHH. sunflower seeds - 905: RHo, JE, PM. sunsets - 266: KW, PC, CF, BT. super foods - 707: GN, PM, SK. (the) superhero I would most like to be - 623: CF, PM, DO. (the) superior sex - 121: AMa, PJ, KW, CF. (the) supermarket checkout - JJAM11: Do?, M?. supermarket trolleys - 294: PJ, DN. supermarkets - 393: PJ, TR, DN. (the) supernatural - 471: PM, NM, DN, PJ. superstition - 397: CT, DN. 404: PJ, DN, CF. (the) superstition I always observe - 834: PM, SP. superstitions - 102: AM, CF. 242: DN, CF, PJ. 463: PJ, DN. 489: PM, SFr, PJ. 563: KHH, CN, PM. (a) sure laugh - 336: TR, KW. (a) sure sign that summer is here - 550: JE, CF, PM. surf riding - 95: PJ, CF. surfies - 618: SFr, PM, CF, VS. surfing - 476: PM, PJ, CF, KHH. 794: KE, JE, AC. surprise parties - 783: JC, SP, GP, PM. surprises - 90: CF, AM. surrealism - 493: CF, PM, ML. survival skills - 901: MWa, PM. sushi - 545: JE, TR, GN, TH. 593: CF, TH. 747: KHH. suspenders - 577: GB, GN, SH, PM. suspicious behaviour- 727: PM, GB, DM. Svengali - 509: PJ, JE, KHH. swallows - 84: DN, CF. swan - 466: PM, DN, NM. 531: TR, PM, CF. Swansea Jack - 618: PM, CF. swashbuckling - 96: PJ, CF, SH, KW. 407: CF, DN. 436: CF, PM, EI. 608: GN, CF. swedes - 458: PM, DN. sweep - TV24: DW, TS, KHH. sweet Fanny Adams - 259: CF, KW. sweet revenge - 549: CF, PM. sweet 16 - 728: JL, PM, CC, CN. sweet williams - 101: KW, CF, PJ. sweetpeas - 122: SH, CF, PJ. 396: WR, PJ. sweets - 435: SF, PMcC, PM. (a) swift half - 503: LS, TH, GN. swimming - 350: KW, CF. swimming in the sea - 762: JE, JL, GN, PM. swimming lessons - 863: JE, PM, SH. swimming with dolphins - 773: PJu, JC, RW. swindles - 292: JJ, DN, CF. (the) swinging 60s - 692: GB, TH, KHH. swings and roundabouts - 623: PM, JE. Swiss Army knives - 519: CF, KHH, TH, PJ. (the) sword of Damocles - 566: CF, PM, SH. sword swallowing - 319: CF, JBe, KW. Sybarus - 135: KW, DN, CF. Sydney - 777: CC, SP, PM. symmetry - 284: KW, CF. sympathy - 113: KW. synchronised swimming - 555: RN, CF. Table Mountain - 279: DN, KW, TR. table turning - 125: CF, DN, SH. (a) tactical error - 812: PM, SP, GP. tadpoles - 102: AM, KW, CF. tagging - 719: JE, SF, CC, PM. Tahiti - 898: PM, SP. tails/tales - 147: SH, PJ, DN. (the) Taj Mahal - 351: KW, DN, SH, CF. 370: DN. 407: CF. 854: MMc, PA, SH. takeaway meals - 332: PJ, KW. takeaways - 400: PJ, WR. 438: CF. taking a curtain call - 832: SH, JLy, PM. taking a diabolical liberty - 275: KW, CF, PJ. taking a selfie - 816: PA, PM, GB. taking a taxi - 840: SH, PM. taking a Turkish bath - 48: DN, MLi, CF. 296: GG. taking coals to Newcastle - 517: PM, CF. taking command - 273: KW, PC. 348: KW, DN, MJa. taking down my decorations - 132: AMa, CF, KW. taking in washing - 195: CF, PJ. taking my driving test - 748: PM, JC. taking notes - 53: DN, CF. taking photographs - 15: DN, CF, AM. 35: GJ, CF, KW. 357: PJ, KW. taking risks - 57: DN, KW, SH, NP. 411: WR. taking sides - 418: WR, CF. taking stock - 843: SK, JE, GB. taking the chair - 357: PJ, KW, DN. taking the dog out - 883: RN, WS, PM. taking the first step - 625: PA, TH, JC. taking the plunge - 478: KHH, PM. taking the sea air - 499: TR, JE, PJ. taking the train - J7: A?, D? taking the waters - 487: CF, PM. 537: TH, CF, LS. 663: PM, KHH. taking your driving test - 789: LT, SP, PM, GN. (the) tale of Peter Rabbit - 870: JE, NK, SF. (a) tale of two cities - 767: TH, PM. (a) talisman - 179: CF, AMar. talking big - 25: KW, AM, DN. 110: PJ, KW. talking sense - 47: KW, CF, DN. talking to myself - 238: RA. TV17: CM, MF, DW, TS. talking to plants - 323: SH, DN, GB. 370: AMar, PJ. tall stories - 56: DN, GJ, CF. 216: DN, KW, SH. tall story - 361: KW, PJ. 886: GN, ZL. tall tales - 641: PM, CF, TR, SF. taming an elephant - 788: JE, RH, PS. tamoshanter - 445: CF, DN, TH. tapas - 635: CF, CN. 902: GB, PM, SP, AH. tape - 180: DN, KW, PJ. tape measure - 878: JC, TH, ZL. taps - 231: PJ, KW. 251: SH, CF, PJ. tartan - 508: CF, PM, FM. (the) tartan army - 638: BB, OO, CF. Tarzan - 632: CF, PM, LS. (the) Tate - 718: KHH, PM, GB. tatting - 28: LB, DN, CF. tattoo - 464: PM, DN. 483: PJ, DN, CF. 879: MB. tattoos - 616: CF, PM, LM. Taurus - 186: DN, CF, PJ, AM. 324: JR, PJ, DN. tautology - 690: PM, MB. tax - 395: WR, LP, RM. tax haven - 506: TS, SFr. tea - 726: PMc, PM, GB. tea for two - 951: SH, PA. tea with aunty - 115: PJ, KW, NP. teabags - 59: DN, AM, CF. teacher's pet - TV56: SP. 852: GB, PM. teaching an old dog new tricks - 567: JC, PM, CF, TH. teacups - 267: KW, PJ. teams - 474: CF, JC, DN. tear jerkers - 595: TH, CF, RN. teatime - 391: RM. teddies - 640: GB, SP, PM, GN. teddy bears - 130: CF, PJ, AM. teenage sweethearts - 669: MM, CF, PM, KHH. teenagers - 598: TH, LS, CN, CF. teeth - 361: DN, KW, PJ. telepathy - 406: CF, WR. 411: CF, PJ, DN. 445: PM, DN, TH, CF. (the) telephone - 5: PSc, AM. telephone answering machines - 327: PJ. (the) telephone bill - 413: PJ. telephone boxes - 887: TA, GB. telephone numbers - TV31: GB, IB, GW. telling phrases - 298: PJ, KW, AMa, CF. telling tales - 546: PM, GN, CF. temper - 443: PM, SF, JR. temperament - 301: KW, DN, CF. (the) tempest - 822: PM, GN, HW. temptation - 699: PM, CF, FM. 10 things I hate - 605: CF, RN. 10 things to do during a power cut - 823: PM, TH, GB. 10 things you never knew about Nicholas Parsons - 577: RN, GN, SH, PM, CF. tennis racquets - 902: AH, SP, GB, PM. tension - 256: KW, CF. 1066 - 399: CF, DN, PJ. 412: DN, PM, JMu, CF. 674: PM, GB. 821: JL, RH, SH. tenterhooks - 426: PM, DN, PJ. terrarium - 365: BC, DN. terror - 419: JJ, DN, CF. (the) terrors of show business - 349: LPu, TA. testing times - 510: CF, PM. text messages - 550: JC, PM, JE. texting - 614: TH, CC, CF, PM. 721: SP, PM. (the) Thames estuary - 807: RK, GB. (a) thankless task - 497: TH, DN. 813: PM, RK. thank-you letters - 538: GN. that sinking feeling - 557: PM, SF, CF. (the) theatre of the absurd - 343: KW. theatrical awards - 406: PJ, DN, CF, WR. theatrical disasters - 392: CT, DN. Thebes - 263: PJ, DN, CF, KW. them - 198: CF, DN. (the) theory of relativity - 759: PM, RN, LT. therapy - 553: GN, LS, CF. there's a first time for everything - 742: JBi, GB. thermals - 566: GN, PM, CF. thespians - 58: CF, GJ, DN, NP. thick and fast - 718: PM, KHH, GB. (the) thing I can't live without - JJAM5: WP, RBa, JL. (the) thing I found in the attic - 42: DN. (the) thing in my attic - 266: BT, CF, KW, PC. (the) thing in my cellar - 410: PM, ST, CF. (the) thing that amazes me - J10: JE, ESl things I can do without - 74: CF, DN, KW. things I can't finish - 323: GB, DN, KW. things I collect - 162: DN, CF, PJ. things I cut out of magazines - 326: PJ, KW, DN. (the) things I do in the kitchen - J10: R?, ESl, JE. things I do when nobody's looking - 31: DN, AM, KW. 793: GN, SP. things I dread - 403: DN, CF. things I forget - 219: PJ, AM, CF. things I found in crackers - 79: LF. things I get called - 221: GG, CF. (the) things I get let in for - 192: CF, DN, SH. things I hide under my bed - 349: TA, LPu, KW. things I keep in jam jars - 360: GB, CF, TR. things I keep under my bed - 27: KW, CF, DN, BM. (the) things I know about the other three - 239: SH, DN. things I make lists of - 327: BJ, DN, KW. things I must warn my children about - 10: DN. (the) things I say - 41: KW, DN, TBe, CF. things I say when I am happy - 33: KW, CF. things I should never have done - 117: KW, CF, AM. things I throw away - 8: DN, CF. 162: PJ, AM, CF. 776: PM, JE, GB. things I want to do in aeroplanes - 334: DN, JJ, KW. things I would abolish - 37: CF, AM, DN, KW. things I write in my diary - 32: KW, CF. (the) things in my deep freezer - 214: LF, KW, CF. (the) things in my handbag - 224: THi, DN, CF, PJ. (the) things in my wallet - 22: KW, CF. things I've forgotten about - 47: SH, CF, KW, DN. (the) things my friends do to me - 225: PJ, KW, CF. things of mine refused by garbage collectors - 317: DN, KW. things of which I am scared - J9: JL, LD, AU things on the top of the wardrobe - 159: JM, DN, PJ. (the) things people try to get me to do - 24: KW, DN, CF. things that amaze - 401: TR, CF, JMu. things that are best served cold - 725: SP, TH, TR. things that come through the post - 73: CF, KW. things that go bump in Nicholas Parsons' wardrobe - TV7: PMcC, RV, TS. things that go bump in the night - 434: JE. TV25: TS, TB, DW, MF. 476: CF, PM, KHH, PJ. TV50: RT, PM, JC. 829: KE. things that make me angry - 109: PJ, KW. things that make me blush - 8: LB, AW, DN. 550: CF, JE, PM. 775: PM, GB, JE. JJAM11: M?, Do?, JL. things that make me laugh - 92: AM, CF. things that make me sneeze - 547: PM, JC. (the) things that some people get up to - 48: KW, MLi, CF. things to do in a train - 95: PJ, KW. things to do in the bath - 1: DN. things to do on a rainy day - 839: TH, KG, SM. things to do on Southend Pier - TV7: TS, PMcC. things to do with an egg - 517: LS, GN, PM. things to say to people on first acquaintance - 43: KW, CF, DN. things worth collecting - 309: PJ, KW, CF. things worth writing on a wall - 68: KW, DN, DC, CF. things you should never do in a lift - 568: LT, PM, CF. things you should never do in public - 787: GN, GB, PM. things you should never do in the back of a cab - 586: PM, CF. things you should never do on a train - 592: SH, PM, KHH. thinking out loud - 509: KHH, JE, PJ. thinking out of the box - 716: TH, CN, JMo, PM. thinking outside the box - 896: PA, ZL, JC. (the) third row in this audience - 452: PJ, PM, LSi. (the) third way - 607: LS, CF, RN. 13 - 401: CF, TR, JMu, DN. this and that - 147: DN, PJ. 418: DN, PJ, CF. this audience - 7: DN, CF, AMa. 431: CF, DN, PM. this great panjandrum - 200: CF, PJ. this is a recording of my voice - 171: PJ, JM, KW, DN. this studio audience - 140: PJ, CF, KW. (the) thistle - 477: CF, DN, FM. Thomas a'Beckett - 570: RN, CF. Thomas Edison - 897: RN, PM, GB. Thomas Hardy - 257: KW, CF. 661: CF, TR, RN, PM. 873: SH, JFi, GB. Thomas Malthus - 365: KW, DN, BC. Thomas Sidney Cooper the painter - 262: KW, DN, PJ. those who are listening on their car radios - 312: PJ, DN, VW. thoughtfulness - 275: PJ, LC, CF, KW. (the) thoughts of Mao - 49: CF, DN, KW. (the) thousand and one nights - 506: TS, CF. 3 AM - 208: KW, SH, PJ. (the) three bears - 328: KW, VW, CF, PJ. (the) three gorgons - 120: KW, CF, AM, PJ. three little pigs - 318: GB, DN, SH. (the) three musketeers - 813: PM, SP. three of a kind - 670: CF, GB, MB. three things I have given up lately - 795: PA, CC, MJ. three things that most enrage me - 761: GB, JC. three things you never knew about dolphins - 661: TR, CF, PM, RN. three things you should know about salt - 723: JE, SF, CC. three ways to pay back your student loan - 729: JL, JMo, DG. (the) three witches - 169: DN, JM. three uses for an elastic band - 737: PM, GB. 3-D printing - 819: TH, PM, GB. thrillers - 590: CC, PM, CF, TH. thrills - 71: KW, CF. 483: CF, DN, PJ. throat spray - 16: CF, DN, AMa. through my telescope - 753: RW, GB. throwing a party - 50: MK, DN. 412: JMu, DN, CF. throwing a pot - 306: TR, JJ, BJ. throwing a tantrum - TV54: GN, SP, TH. throwing custard pies - 332: PJ, LPu, TR. throwing my voice - 271: RA, PJ, DN. throwing the hammer - 809: RWa, TH, GB. thunder - 284: KW, DN. thunder and lightning - 553: LS, PM, GN. JJAM5: JE, JL. thunderbolt - 358: PJ, KW, DN, CF. thunderstorms - 772: SH, TH, PM. Tiberius Cempronius Gracas - 240: KW, CF, PJ. tickled pink - 566: PM, CF, SH. 671: TH, NM, PM. ticklish situations - 82: KW, DN, CF. 291: AMa, KW. tiddlers - 478: PJ, CF, PM. tiddlywinks - 50: CF, KW, DN. 109: CF, KW. 461: PJ, TH, FM. tidying my drawers - 615: JC. tidying out my drawers - 77: JMac, CF, KW. ties - 207: AM, CF. 239: SH, PJ, DN. tilting at windmills - 845: PM, TH, JL. Timbuktu - 679: PM, MB, PA, ML. time - 86: CF, KW. 240: CF, PJ, KW. (the) time I forgot myself in public - 169: KW. time saving devices - 594: CF, PM, LS. timepieces - 814: PM, JC. (the) times that I wear my bikini - 30: GJ, KW, CF. timetables - 512: PJ. tintinabulation - 773: RW, JL, JC, PJu. (the) tip of the iceberg - 235: PJ, KW, MP. 574: KHH, TH, SP. 673: CA, PM, CF. tipping - 400: PJ, RM, WR, PM. TV30: TO, LG, RMo. 560: LT, PM. tipping taxi drivers - TV3: GN, AS, AB. tipping the wink - 483: PJ, DN, PM, CF. tips - 312: DN, VW, KW. 591: RN, JE, TH, CF. tissues - 897: FB, RN, PM, GB. (the) Titanic - 809: GB, RWa, TH. titles - 134: SH, CF, PJ. to be honest - 794: KE, TH. to be or not to be - 848: DT, PM, JC. to be perfectly honest - 701: RN, PM, CF, RI. to cut a long story short - 803: PM, MB. to have your cake and eat it - 530: TH, LS, CF. to wet your whistle - 893: PA, ZL. (a) toast - 183: CF, DN. 453: PM, JE, KHH, PJ. 868: GN, RH, PM. toasts - TV52: PM, GB, LT. tobacco - 166: CF. toddlers - 653: MB, GN. toffee - 562: TH, RN, SP. toffee nosed - TV18: TS, DW, SPo, GN. toilet humour - 699: FM, CF, LFe, PM. Tokyo - 898: FM, PM. Tolstoy - 268: DN, KW, CF. Tom Dick and Harry - 282: CF. Tom Keating - 402: CF, DN, PJ. tomboys - 709: GB, LT, SP. tombstone collecting as a hobby - 317: KW, DN, CF, PJ. Tommy Cooper - 648: GB, PM, CF. tomorrow - 486: PJ. TV53: JMa, JL, PM, JSe. (a) ton - 214: PJ, LF, CF. Tonga - 384: DN, CF, LP. tongue in cheek - TV40: SPu, LS, MM. 845: TH, PM. (a) tongue lashing - 810: GB, RH. tongue twisters - 275: PJ, CF, LC, KW. 345: DN, CF. TV24: KHH, TS. 541: RN, CF, TH. 638: PM, BB, CF. 752: PM, GB, SH. 782: AP, CBr, MB, PM. TV50: SF, JC. (the) tonic solfa - 24: GJ, DN, KW, CF. Tony Slattery's sideburns - TV4: TH, RV, TS. too much of a good thing - 523: MJa. toothpicks - 15: CF, AM, DN, CI. top dogs - 644: GN, PM. top marks - 179: PJ, KW, CF. top notes - 78: JT, CF, DN. topiary - 499: PJ, JE, SFr, TR. 554: RN, GN, JE. topsy turvey - 121: PJ, CF, AMa. (the) tortoise - 632: LS, PM, KHH. (a) touch of class - 807: RK, RH, GB. toupees - 530: CF, GN. tourist gift shops - 233: KW, SH, PJ, AMar. tourists - 103: PJ, KW. 469: FM, PJ. town criers - 284: BC, DN. toys I still enjoy - 321: GB, KW, CF. (the) Trade Descriptions Act - 179: CF, KW, PJ. trade tricks - 322: PJ, MKi. traffic calming - 590: CF, TH, CC. 790: DM, JC, GB, PM. traffic jams - 17: CF, GJ. 693: JD, LT, PM, CF. traffic wardens - TV10: CF, RV, TH. 569: JE, GB, CF. 787: GB, GN, AC. train announcements - 778: KHH, JL, PM. trainers - 451: JH, DN, TH. training a crab to walk forward - 453: KHH, PJ. training a crab to walk forwards - TV56: MB, SP. training a performing flea - 143: DN, PJ. training your dog - 813: RK, PM. trampolines - 234: PJ, KW. tramps - 293: DN, PJ, KW. tramways - 769: GB, PM. tranquility - 62: DC, DN, CF. traps - 252: DN, KW, PJ, CF. 476: KHH, PM, CF. trash TV - 786: JE, TH. traumatic experiences - 131: KW, SH, CF. travel - 251: CF. 384: LP, DN, KW. travelling by air - 5: PSc, DN. travelling by coach - 871: PM, SH. travelling in style - 884: KRy, GB. treachery - 97: PJ, CF. treading the boards - 687: MB, JE. treasure hunts - 188: DN. Treasure Island - 798: PM, GB, SM. treats - 403: TR, DN, CF. tree felling - 246: BCr, SH, DN, KW. trends - 410: ST, DN, PM. trial and error - 685: GB, TH, JG. (the) trick - 488: PJ, PM, CF. (a) trick of the light - 702: CF, OO, GB. tricks - 239: PJ, KW, SH, DN. (the) tricks of the trade - 669: PM, CF, KHH, MM. trifles - 473: CF, PJ, TH, FM. (a) trip to Ikea - 858: SC, JL, JC. (a) trip to the dentist - 506: SFr, TS. tripe - 472: CF, PM, PJ. 716: CN, PM, TH. trips - 374: CF, PJ, KW. trivia - 121: KW. 362: KW, BC. (the) trivium - 234: KW. troglodytes - 522: MM, PJ, PM, SF. (a) Trojan horse - 686: CF, GB, GN, PJu. trolls - 226: KW, DN. 792: PM, GB. 820: RF, RK, PM, AC. trombones - 367: KW. (the) trouble with most chairmen - 190: CF, AMar, PJ. Troy - 253: KW, DN. trunks - 18: GJ, NP, KW. 461: TH, DN, FM. 641: SF, CF, TR, PM. truth - 108: SH, KW, CF, PJ. (a) try - 237: DN, CF. (a) try at Twickenham - TV6: TS, TBl, LSi. trychology - 576: RN, SL, PM, CF. trying - 293: KW. tryouts - 452: WR, PM. (the) tube - 540: SP, CF, GN. 891: MB, JE, AMu. Tuesday - 65: KW, DN, CF, SH. Tuesdays - 437: HD, TH, KHH. tunnel vision - 485: PM, TR, CF. turkeys - 601: LS, PM, GN. (a) turn - 352: DN, PJ. turning into my Dad - TV53: JMa, PM, JL. turning the corner - 535: PM, RN, GN. turning the other cheek - 467: PM, PJ, CF, GN. turning turtle - 55: DN, AMa, CF. Tutankhamun - 133: KW, DN, CF. 852: LBe. TV chefs - 547: CF, PM, JE. TV dinners - 528: CF, PM, LS. 852: MB, LBe. TV frights - 297: BT, TBT, PJ. Tweedledum and Tweedledee - 62: DC, DN, KW. 840: PM, SH, HW. twelfth birthdays - 77: CF. twelfth night - 444: CF, SF, PJ. twelve angry men - 667: PM, CF. twelve good men - 808: GN, KE, PM, PA. (the) 20s - TV35: PJ, LS, MC, MM. twenty-four hour news - 754: MB, PM, SP. (the) 2012 Olympics - 693: JD, CF, PM. twenty twenty vision - 905: JE, PM, RHo. (the) twilight zone - 472: GN, CF. (the) twinkle in my eye - 514: PM, PJ, RV. twins - 582: LT, PM, CF, WR. twitching curtains - 836: GB, SM. twittering - 717: SP, TH, PA, TR. two gentlemen of Verona - 69: KW, CF. two in the bush - 701: RN, RI, PM, CF. two left feet - 608: CF, RN, GN. 706: JC, PM. two of a kind - 495: KHH, CF, PJ, DN. two sides to every story - 680: CF, TH, DG, PM. two to tango - 744: JSe, SP, LT. typecasting - 209: PJ, AMa, CF. tying the knot - 516: GN, PM, CF. tyres - 485: CF. UFOs - 266: PC, BT, CF, KW. 780: LT, JL. 794: AC, TH. ulterior motives - 772: GN, PM, SH, TH. (the) ultimate road trip - 751: JC, PM. umbrage - 106: SH, KW, PJ. (the) umbrella plant - 875: JL, ASa. unanswerable questions - 824: RH, PM. unblocking the drain - 108: PJ, KW. unblocking the kitchen sink - 86: AM, DN. 338: TR, PJ, CF. uncle - 121: PJ, CF. Uncle Tom Cobley - 239: SH, DN, PJ. uncles - 384: DN, CF. unconventional sources of energy - 338: PJ, TR, CF. unconventional weather forecasting - 233: PJ, KW, AMar. under my bed - JJAM4: JL, SS. under the influence - 692: JG, KHH, TH. under the sea - 700: CA, SP, PM. JJAM4: SS, LSh. undergraduates - 296: CF, KW. understandings - 181: SH, KW, CF. (the) unexpected - 207: PJ. unexpected consequences - 832: KE, PM. (an) unexpected item in the baggage area - 839: SM, GB. unidentified flying objects - 835: SP, GB, PM. uniform - 13: CF, DN. (the) union - 511: PJ, KHH, SFr. (the) universe - 699: PM, CF, FM, LFe. (a) university life - 496: TH, PM, DN. unpronouncable Welsh names - 169: PJ, DN. unrequited love - 885: PM, SH, GB. unsolicited mail - 342: JBad, DN. 371: TR, DN. unusual but delicious fish - 280: CF, DN. unusual food - 360: CF, TR, GB. (an) unusual way to cross the Thames - TV1: HL, TH, TS. unwanted presents - 498: PM, TH, PJ, CF. TV49: SP, PJu, GN. up the garden path - 855: PM, LBe, MB. upping the ante - 691: CF, CN, JL, PM. MBR>upside down cake - 876: HW, MB. upstaging people - 580: GN, CF. urban foxes - 800: MB, SH, PM. urban myths - 487: JC, PM, CF. us - 198: AMar, DN, KW. useful hints - 97: KW. useful insects - 197: PJ, KW. (a) useful thingamabob - 390: PJ, RM, DN, PM. useless household gadgets - 25: DN, KW, CF, AM. useless information - 5: AM, PSc, DN, CF. 272: PJ, CF, DN. useless inventions - 208: WRu, SH, KW, PJ. useless occupations - 39: GJ, CF, KW. using a telephone - JJAM11: M?, Do?. utilitarianism - 233: KW. Utopia - 27: CF, DN, BM. (the) Utoxiter races - TV23: LG, DW, TS. u-turns - 565: TH, RN. vacuum - 472: CF, GN, PJ. Valentine's Day - 606: SF, TH. 732: LT, SP, GN, PM. vampires - 739: JE, GB, PM, GN. Van Gogh - 884: PM. vanity - 163: PJ, SH. 460: KHH, PJ, CF. variety - 322: PJ, KW. 326: KW, DN. VAT - 591: CF, RN, TH. vegetarian food - 800: JL, PM, SH, MB. vegetarianism - 711: LT, GB, PM. vegetarians - 539: LS. Venetian doches - 185: KW. Venice - 333: KW. 368: DN. TV54: GN, TH, SP. ventriloquism - 767: PM, GN, TH, SH. Venus - 318: KW, GB, SH, DN. 455: DN, PM, CF, PJ. 589: CF, KHH, SH. 904: TH, SH, JE. vermouth - 443: PJ, SF, PM. verse - 407: PM, CF, DN, PJ. (the) very first telephone - 824: JL, SH, PM. Vesuvius - 347: DN, PJ, KW. Viagra - TV46: JBr, GB, TH. Victor Hugo - 501: SFr, CF. Victoria - 701: CF, RN. Victoria and Albert - 579: GN, PM, CF. (the) Victoria and Albert Museum - 297: KW, PJ, TBT, BT. Victoria Falls - 819: FG, PM. Victoria Sackville West - 370: KW. Victorian inventions - 794: AC, JE, TH. Victorian parlour games - 333: KW. Victoriana - 35: DN, GJ, KW. victory - 565: WR, SP, TH, RN. video - 422: CF, PJ, DN. video cameras - 430: DN, CF, AMc. video games - 307: DN, PJ. 330: JJ, CF, DN. (the) Vikings - 785: JC, PM, SP. (a) village fete - 700: SP, PM, JC. 808: KE, PA, PM. (the) village idiot - 696: MB, DG, GB. vintage - 735: JL, DG, JMo. (a) vintage year - 870: JE, SF, NK, JL. Virginia Wade - 875: PM. virtual reality - 455: PM, DN. TV40: MM, LS, WR. (a) visit to the occulist - 215: PJ, KW, CF, MPa. visiting - 235: PJ, KW, MP. visual comedy - 852: PM, MB. vital statistics - 508: PM, FM, GN. vitamin pills - 541: TH, LS, CF, RN. vitamins - 734: SP, GN, PM. vivat rex adwardus sextus - 276: LP, DN. (the) voice of experience - 807: GB, RK, RH. (the) voice of new India - 781: AP, MB, Cbr, PM. (the) voice of the people - 127: CF, DN, PJ. voice-overs - 707: PM, SK, CC. volcano - 514: PJ, CF, RV. (a) voyage of discovery - 756: JC, PM, GN. waffle - 190: PJ, CF, KW. waffles - 49: SH, DN, CF. 264: RA, PJ, DN. waffling - 640: SP. Wagner - 223: PMo, CF, DN. wags - 754: SP, SH, PM. waiting - 167: CF. waiting for a delivery - 837: PM, SH. waiting for the phone to ring - 28: DN, CF, KW, LB. 779: JC, PM, SP, CC. waiting for the whistle - 378: KW, CF. waiting in a queue - JJAM6: HM, K?. waiting rooms - 176: CF. 748: SP. (a) walk in the park - J7: JE, JL. walking a tightrope - 808: PM, PA. waking up - 305: DN, CF, KW. walking on hot coals - 728: PM, JL, CN. walking the dog - 412: PM, DN, CF. 619: JC, PM. (a) walled city - 806: TH, RWa. wallies - 475: PM, AS. wallpaper - TV32: PJ, WR. (the) War of the Roses - 703: TH, PM, SK, IMc. 950: AC, GB, SC. (a) war of words - 679: ML, PA, PM, MB. wardrobe malfunction - 805: GN, PA. warming up - 897: GB, RN. Warwick Castle - 607: LS, RN, GN, CF. wasabi peas - 873: JFi, GB, PM. (the) wash - 539: KHH, LS, JC, PM. 716: PM, JMo, CN. washing an elephant - 325: AMa, JBe, CF. washing the car - 882: ZL, JC, PM. 887: SH, GB. washing up - 435: PMcC, SF, PJ. wasps - 117: AM, KW, DN, CF. wastes - 403: TR, CF, DN. wasting time - 419: CF, JJ, DN. watch - 451: PJ, DN, TH, JH. watchdogs - 47: CF, DN. watching paint dry - 480: PM, GP, DN. water cooler moments - 768: JL, PJu, RW. water divining - 287: CF, PJ. water jousting - 279: TR, KW. water shortages - 220: AMar, SH. water under the bridge - 546: PM, CF, BC. waterfalls - 289: LP, KW, CF. 364: DN, PJ. Waterloo - TV9: TB, NM, HH, TS. 445: DN, PM, CF. 476: PJ, PM, CF. 532: LS, PM, SF. 887: GB, TA. waving good-bye - 167: KW, CF, DN. waxing - 726: GN, GB, PM. (the) way of all flesh - 480: PM, DN, GN. (the) way the wind blows - 194: CF, DN, PJ. (the) way to a Welshman's heart - 768: JL, JC. ways to save energy - 554: GN, RN, CF, JE. weather - 368: DN, KW, PJ. (the) weather forecast - 584: TH, LS, CN, BB. wearing a wig - 819: TH, GB, PM. wearing funny hats - 38: MK, DN. wearing glasses - 620: JE, CF, DO, PM. 706: HL, JC, PM. wearing my other hat - 512: PJ, PM. weasels - 272: CF, DN, KW. (the) weather - 22: CF, KW, GJ. weather forecasting - 830: JC, JE, VF, PM. weather forecasts - 567: PM, TH, CF. 792: GB, JBy. weaverfish - 360: TR, KW, GB. webcams - 603: NR, GB, MM. wedding photographers - 211: CF, DN, AMar. weddings - 24: KW, GJ, CF. 633: SH. weddings I've been to - 68: DN, KW. Wednesday - 102: KW, CF, PJ. (a) wee dock and doris - 516: FM, PM, CF, GN. wee timorous beastie - 491: PM, DN. weeding - 763: SP. weeds - 598: LS, CF, TH. 899: JL, PM. weekends - 71: DN, CF, KW. 204: PJ, SH, KW. TV22: TS, CCh, DW, RV. weight - 428: RMo, DN, PM, PJ. weights - 330: CF. 352: DN, MJa. (the) welkin - 236: PMo, KW, CF, DN. Wellington - 592: KHH, CF, PM, SH. Wellington boots - 874: HW, JW. wells - 244: DN, PJ. (the) Welsh language - 556: PM, LS, GN. Welsh rabbit - 674: JC, JE, GB, PM. (the) West End - 502: CF, TH. 904: SH, PJu. West End girls - TV12: JF, TS, DN. (the) West Lothian question - 516: CF, FM, PM. westerns - 476: KHH, PM. wet picnics - 232: PJ, KW. (a) whale of a time - 696: CF, GB, MB. whales - 206: DN, PJ. 426: CF, DN. 694: TH, GN, PM. 784: PM, GB. what - 419: DN, CF, JJ, PJ. what a carry-on - 456: PM, CF. what appeals to me most - 205: CF, PJ, AMa. what amazes me - 303: KW, PJ, SH, MW. what can be crammed into a minute - 48: MLi. what cheers me up - 658: PM, RN, JG. what every teenager should know - 644: PM, JE, CF. what excites me - 75: KW, CF. what experience has taught me - 165: CF, AMa. what fascinates me - 433: CFe, PM, DN, PJ. what frightened me as a child - 690: CF, JE, MB. TV56: SM, SP, MB. what gets my back up - 714: JD, JL, PM, CF. what Gladstone said in 1888 - 108: KW, SH, CF. what Gladstone said in 1894 - 8: DN. what gives me a sleepless night - 613: PM, CF, VS. what gives me the horrors - 206: KW, DN, SH. what gives me the most pleasure - 214: LF, CF. what goes into my wastepaper basket - 366: GB, TR. what goes on backstage - 585: RN, PM. what goldfish think about - 38: DN, CF, KW. what gravity is for - TV21: DW, TS, HL, CF. what happened to Anne of Cleves - 59: KW, DN, CF, AM. what I admire about the Romans - 715: DM, CF. what I ate last night - 413: CF, DN, WR. what I bet on - 413: DN, WR, CF, PJ. what I came here to say - 175: PJ, AM, CF. what I can do in a minute - 343: HK, KW, CF, PJ. what I can do in Just A Minute - 551: SP, RN, TR, TH. what I can do in 10 seconds - 639: JSe, PM. what I can do with my telescope - 260: PMo, PJ, AMa, KW. what I can say in a minute - 204: WRu, SH. what I caught on holiday - TV3: AB, TS, GN. what I deserve - 192: CF. what I did on my holidays - 837: HW, RK, PM. what I did on Richmond Hill - TV2: MF, TS, AS. what I did today - 364: PJ, DN. what I dig - 149: PJ, CF. what I do at midnight - 124: PJ, AM, CF. what I do best in 60 seconds - 375: TR, PJ, DN. what I do in a crowded train - 138: PJ, AM. what I do in the rain - 187: PJ. what I do to win this game - 256: CF, KW, PJ. what I do when I wake up in the night - 161: AMa. what I do when I'm not here - 427: PM, PJ, CQ, CF. 790: PM, PA, CC. what I do when nobody is looking - 103: KW. what I do with it - 186: DN, AM. what I do with old razor blades - 153: PJ, DN, CF. what I don't talk about - 440: DN, CF, PJ. what I don't usually say - 145: PJ, JM, CF. what I dread - 305: KW, DN. what I dreamt about last night - 587: LS, TH, BB, CN. what I enjoyed most about this series - 219: KW, AM, CF, PJ. what I expect - 178: CF, DN, SH. what I expect of a man - 216: SH, DN, KW. what I fancy - 216: SH. what I find a bit tricky - 162: PJ, AM, DN. what I find most difficult - 151: SH, DN, PJ. what I find unpardonable - 44: KW, FF, CF, DN. what I get out of life - 220: AMar, SH, KW. what I get when I try - 149: JM, WM, PJ. what I got for Christmas - 132: PJ. what I have in mind - 178: CF, PJ, DN. what I have been warned against - 45: KW, CF, SH, DN. what I have in common with the chairman - 626: TH, CN, TR. what I have not thought of - 183: CF, DN, BC, PJ. what I keep in my fridge - 717: TR, TH, SP. what I keep in my pocket - TV52: MJ, PM. what I keep in my pockets - 490: KHH, CF, DN, PJ. 833: LT, JRo, AC. what I keep in my sporran - 535: GN, CF. what I keep in old jam jars - 353: HK, CF, PJ, KW. what I keep under my mattress - 502: PM. what I keep under the stairs - 304: DN, PJ, IM. what I knew when I was 18 - 329: AMa, KW. what I know nothing about - 211: AMar, DN. what I learn from this show - 190: AMar, CF. what I like - 414: WR, TR, RS. what I like about cricket - 860: JE, JW, PM. what I like about money - 16: AMa, DN, CF. what I like best - 290: KW, PJ. what I liked about Elvis Presley - 583: GN, CF, TH. what I listen to - 234: CF, KW, GG. what I love about buses - 615: LT, CF, PM, JC. what I love about Edinburgh - 722: SP, PM. what I love about France - 589: SH, CF. what I love about queuing - 581: PM, KHH, RN. what I love about the Scots - 638: CF, PM. what I love about the West Midlands - 607: GN, CF, LS, RN. what I make lists about - 720: PM, KHH, GB. what I miss about the 70s - 610: TH, CF. what I most desire - 46: KW, CF, DN. what I never do - 150: PJ, AMa, CF, IC. what I never write in my diary - 330: KW, CF. what I overheard - TV25: DW, MF, TS. what I pencil in - 451: DN, TH, PJ, JH. what I put in to improve things - 172: CF, DN, PJ. what I put into life - 220: KW, SH, PJ. what I put up with - 265: CF, TBT. what I read - 442: GP, PM, CF. what I read on a wall - 183: DN, PJ. what I really enjoy - 140: AMa. what I said as I left the house - 146: IC, AMa, PJ. what I saw in a joke shop - 349: CF, LPu. what I see in the mirror - 736: SP, GN. what I see through the hole in my fence - 155: DN, JM, PJ. what I see when I look in the mirror - 573: CN, JE, GB, CF. what I shall do with my beard when I have finished with it - 121: CF, AMa, KW. what I shall leave out of my autobiography - 66: DN, SH, CF. what I shall never forget - 119: DN, CF. what I should have done when I was 18 - 319: KW, CF, JBe. what I stand for - 134: CF. what I suggest you do - 164: PJ, AM. what I take down to the beach - 618: VS, CF, SFr. what I think of my name - 620: PM, JE. what I think of the chap sitting next to me - 319: PJ, JBe, CF. what I think of the one next to me - 271: RA, PJ, KW. what I thought you said - 173: AM, KW. what I want for my birthday - 292: DN. 324: DN, JR. what I was given for Christmas - 705: PM, CC, SK. what I was good at at school - 193: AMa, DN. what I was like as a baby - 623: DO, CF, PM. what I was like at 35 - 577: CN, SH, CF, PM. what I wear in bed - 528: PM, CF, LS. 721: PM, SP, PS. what I wear under my kilt - 555: GN, CC, CF. what I won't stand for - 192: KW, SH, CF, DN. what I would do with a million pounds - 537: TH, LS, RN, CF. what I would do with Battersea Power Station - TV8: DN, NR, JF, TS. what I would exhibit at the Chelsea Flower Show - TV14: HH, NM, TB, TS. what I would like to give up - 438: PJ, PM, CF. what I would like right now - 169: PJ, DN, KW. what I would love to do right here - 440: PJ, DN, JE, CF. what I would play in an orchestra - 707: PM, SK, GN. what I would say if I were not on the air - 148: CF, DN. what I would say to a mermaid - 621: PM, RN. what I wrote on a wall - 183: BC, CF. what I'd be doing if I wasn't doing this - 516: FM, PM, CF. what I'd do on the Moon - 60: DN. what I'd really like to talk about - TV43: TH, SFr, WR. what I'm doing here - TV20: DW, TS, AS. what I'm hiding - 173: KW, CF. what I'm thinking about - 173: PJ, CF. what I've got in my attic - 777: PM, JC, SP. what I've got on my ipod - 660: CF, PA, GN, MB. what is expected - 184: SH, DN. what it's like - 153: CF, DN, PJ. what it's like the first time - 172: BC, DN, PJ. what lives at the bottom of my garden - TV53: PM, JMa. what lurks under my bed - 761: TH, PM. what makes a hippo happy - 796: TH, JE, AC. what makes haggis so delicious - 900: PM, JL, FM. what makes me blow my top - 301: PJ, DN, CF. what makes me blush - 471: NM, PM, PJ. what makes me burst with pride - 250: KW, CF, JWh. what makes me come over all unnecessary - 337: KW, BC, GB. what makes me excited - 313: KW, DN. what makes me fall about laughing - 316: CF, BC, KW, ESt. what makes me furious - 503: GN, TH. 749: AC, TH, KHH. what makes me laugh - 212: PJ, CF, PMo. TV20: JS, DW, TS, AS. what makes me sneeze - 635: RB, PM, CF. what Marilyn means to me - 795: MJ, CC, PM. what money can't buy - 682: PJu, GB, CF. what more people should do - 295: CF, KW, PJ, TR. what my aunt gets for Christmas - 359: DN. what my body language is telling you - 615: PM, CF, LT. what my horoscope predicted today - 792: GB, TV, PM. what my scales tell me - 527: GN, TH, CF. what Nicholas keeps in his wallet - 749: KHH, AC, PM, TH. what not to say to the Queen - 612: SF, TH, CF, PM. what not to say when you meet the Mayor - 623: PM, CF, JE. what others find irritating about me - 720: KHH, GB, PM. what our audience loves - 310: KW, DN, PJ. what Peter Jones thinks about the last speaker - 229: PJ, CF, KW. what pleases me - 421: CF, PJ. what pleases me most - 466: PJ, NM, PM. what sends me - 51: KW, CF. what shall we do with a drunken sailor - 744: SP, PM, LT. what shocks me - 402: CF, PM, DN. what should be locked up - 379: PJ, KW. what Socrates said - 33: DN, KW, CF. what the actress said to the bishop - 489: PM, MM, PJ. 609: TH, SF. what the butler saw - 112: AM, KW. 691: JL, PM, CF. what the butler saw at 10 Downing Street - TV2: TS, JH, MF. what the Fringe Festival means to me - 880: MB, PE, FM, PM. what the Greeks had a word for - 156: KW, CF. what the last contestant said - 232: PJ, CF. what the perfect hotel should provide - 278: DN, KW. what the Romans do - 40: DN, JA. 154: CF, DN, PJ. what the well dressed man wears in bed - 299: CF, KW, JJ. what they may find on Mars - 39: DN, CF. what they say about me - 130: CF, AM, KW. what this audience needs to know - 514: RV, PJ. what thrills me - 55: AMa, DN. what tickles my fancy - 486: DN, CF. what to buy in a jumble sale - 1: BR, CF. what to do for cold feet - 30: DN, CF, GJ. what to do if you get your big toe caught in the bath tap - 32: DN, CF, AM. what to do when sleep is impossible - 19: NP, CF, KW. what to do when you get stuck in the elevator - 29: DN, CF, KW, GJ. what to do when you oversleep - 730: JC, GB, PM, DM. what to do when you've ricked your back - 27: BM, DN, KW. what to do with spare time - 24: GJ, DN, KW, CF. what to do with the hole in the donut - 141: CF, PJ. what to do with your vitality - 32: KW, CF, AM, DN. what to give somebody who already has everything - 810: PM, RK, GB, RH. what to look for in a good second-hand car - 41: DN, CF, KW. what to look for when buying a dog - 75: AM, CF. what to put on a muffin - 416: PM, DN, SF. what to reply to how do you do - 37: DN, KW. what to say to a friend in hospital - 277: KW, PMo. what to sell at a jumble sale - 7: US, DN, CF. what to take away for the weekend - 14: AM, BM, CF. 30: DN, GJ, CF. what to take on a picnic - 10: DN, RHou. what to tell the children about the birds and the bees - 28: CF, KW. what to wear on the radio - 847: PM, SH, GN. what upsets me most - 187: PJ, KW, CF. what went on behind the gymnasium - 345: DN, CF, KW. what will happen this evening - 209: AMa, CF, PJ, DN. what you can find in my local library - 766: SP. what you keep under your bed - TV2: AS, MF, TS. what you see in the looking glass - 26: KW, DN, CF. what your name says about you - 558: PM. what's fishy - 437: TH, KHH, HD, CF. what's in a sausage - 155: JM, DN. 415: PJ, CF, DN. what's in my fridge - 443: PJ, JR, PM. what's in my handbag - TV15: HL, DW, TS. what's in my pocket - 154: DN, SH, CF. what's wrong with a hairy chest - 577: SFr, SH, GN, PM, CF. wheel clamping - 729: TH, JMo, JL. whelks - 255: CF, KW. when all is said and done - 225: CF, KW, RA, PJ. when Father papered the parlour - 60: DN, CF, GJ. when I am King - 700: PM, CA, SP. when I do my nut - 367: KW, PJ, CF. when I grow up - JJAM5: JE. when I met my hero - TV55: SK, PM. when I sat down at the piano - 147: PJ, KW. 227: PJ, JB, CF, KW. when I was in prison - 667: GN, CA, CF, PM. when I was seven - 44: CF, DN, KW. 113: AM. when I was very small - 142: PJ, DN, CF. when I wear a top hat - 13: DN, AM, CF. 775: PM, GB, JE. when I worked as a meteorologist - TV57: PM, GB, LT, TH. when I'm cornered - 207: KW. when it's my go - 212: KW. when it's my turn on the bumper cars - 171: DN, KW, PJ, JM. when less is more - 507: PJ, PM, CF, SF. when my big end went - 355: WF, PJ, KW, DN. when sitting in the dentist's chair - JJAM3: JCal, FD. when someone scratched my new car - 185: BC, DN, CF. when the car breaks down - 328: CF, VW, PJ. when to apologise - 829: JLy, SH, KE, PM. when we meet again - 245: DN, KW, CF, PJ, IM. when you weren't looking - 673: PM, CA. where I get my inspiration - 32: KW, CF, DN. where I grew up - 786: RH, PS, TH. where I hang my stocking - 444: DN, PJ, CF, SF. where I live - TV7: AS, RV, TS. where I put my Christmas cards - 132: KW, CF. where I took my holiday - 453: PJ, JE, PM, KHH. where I would be tonight if I were not here - 826: MJ, GN. where I would go if I owned the Tardis - J9: LD, AU, JE where it's at - 497: LS, GN, TH. where Just A Minute can be enjoyed - 488: PM, CF, ML, PJ. where the money goes - 183: PJ, CF. where to draw the line - 38: KW, MK, DN, CF. which animal I'd bring home from the zoo - J7: D?, JE, JL. whims and fancies - 112: KW, AM, PJ, CF. whinging - 404: DN, WR, CF, PJ. whiplash - 525: JC, CF. whippersnapper - 536: PM, CF, GP. whippersnappers - 664: MB, CF, GB. Whipsnade Zoo - TV11: JBr, LSi, JS, TS. whisky - 806: FM, GB. 900: JL, PM, FM. whisky galore - 864: GB, TAl, PM. whispering - 640: GB, SP, PM. whistle blowers - 609: SF, TH. whistle blowing - 614: CC, PM. 650: GB, TH. 816: SM, PA, GB, PM. whistles - 259: DN, CF. whistling down the wind - 734: PM, TH, GN. (the) white cliffs of Dover - 950: SC, GB, AC. (a) white elephant - 476: PJ. 670: GB, MB, PMc. white lies - 493: CF, PM. (the) white shark - 261: DN, CF. whitewash - 122: SH, PJ, CF. Whitstable oysters - TV12: NR, JF, TS, DN. whiz kids - 536: CF, PM, GN. who I would hate to be - 431: PM, PJ, DN, CF. who I would like to be - 431: PJ, DN, CF, PM. who I would like to have been - 779: SP, JC. who I would like to kiss under the mistletoe - 444: PJ, CF, DN, SF. who I would most like to be other than myself - 37: KW, DN, CF. who I would prefer to be - 838: PM, LT, AC. who is buried under Platform 10 at Waterloo Station - TV26: TS, AS, DW, JS. who knows where this may lead - 703: PM, IMc, TH. whodunnit - TV51: SP, MB. whoppers - 156: PJ, CF, AMar. why babies cannot be astronauts - 757: PM, GB. why cheating never pays - 774: TH, GB, PA. why Dad knows best - 747: AC, PM. why elephants can't jump - 253: BCr, DN, KW, SH. why geese fly in a V formation - 819: PM, TH, FG. why good cooking is a mark of civilisation - 104: AM, KW, CF. why I am loveable - 146: AMa, PJ, IC, CF. why I am never on time - 838: LT, JRo, AC. why I am not winning at the moment - 169: PJ, DN, JM. why I am so well informed - 270: KW, CF, MMa. why I am so popular - 39: CF, DN. why I believe in fairies - 29: GJ, CF, DN, KW. why I don't live in King's Cross - 163: DN, SH. why I enjoy dancing the can-can - 100: AMa, CF. why I enjoy myself - 175: CF, DN. why I hate London - TV7: RV, AS, TS, PMcC. why I hate roller coasters - 833: PM, JRo, AC, LT. why I like men - 39: GJ, CF, DN. why I love Derby - 729: DG, TH. why I love each and every one of you - 669: CF. why I love Just A Minute - 683: CF. why I never rely on a single source - 606: TH, SF, CF. why I never use Cockney rhyming slang - 582: PM, CF, WR. why I should be knighted - 265: KW. why I'm not in the National Portrait Gallery - TV10: TS, RV, CF. why I'm seldom wrong - 114: CF. why I've given up stockings in preference for tights - 29: GJ, DN. why I've given up the harp - 300: PJ, KW, SH, DN. why Just A Minute has lasted so long - 577: HBo, PM, GN, CF, SH. why Norfolk is so flat - 520: CF, KHH. why opposites attract - 649: PM, LT, CN, KHH. why Oscar Wilde decided to live in Tight Street - TV14: TS, NM, HH, TB. why parrots don't sneeze - 255: TT, CF, PJ. why poems should rhyme - 773: PJu, JL, RW. why radio is better than TV - 736: LT, PM. why television will never catch on - 681: PM, JC, JE. why the dinosaurs died out - 785: GP, JC, PM, SP. why tomorrow must be better - 230: PJ, KW, DN, NP. why we are here - 847: PM, GN, RI. (a) wicked thing I did - 363: KW, PJ. wickedness I enjoy - 335: VW, KW, PJ. wigs - 644: CF, JE, GN. (the) wild card - 503: DN, TH. (a) wild goose chase - 873: JFi. (the) wild west - 260: PJ, AMa, PMo, KW. 562: TH, SP, RN, WR. TV56: PM, SP. 407: PM. wildlife - TV46: GB, JBr, PJ. 549: CF, SFr, PM. Wilhelm Furtwangler - 416: SF, PM, DN. will power - 371: KW, PJ, DN, TR. 657: PM, TH, SP, CC. 682: PJu, CF, GN. William Bligh of the Bounty - 429: TS, CF, PM. William Hogarth - 198: KW, CF, AMar. William McGonigal - 658: JG, CF, RN, PM. William Morris - 219: KW. William Pitt Earl of Chatham - 236: KW, DN, CF. William Shakespeare - 865: PA, PM, GN. William the Conqueror - 161: KW, AMa, CF, DN. TV54: TH, PM, SP, GN. willy nilly - 708: PM, JC. Wilmot Earl of Rochester - 373: KW, CF, DN. Wimbledon - 892: GN, PM< SF. Wimbledon Common - 875: JL, ASa, GN. wimps - 382: DN, CF, WR. (the) wind - 106: KW, CF. wind instruments - TV34: SFr, BC. wind power - 253: SH, DN. 445: CF, TH, DN. window shopping - 413: WR, DN. 515: PM, PJ. wine - 74: CF, AM. 361: SB, PJ, DN. 380: PJ, DN. 419: CF, DN. 651: PMc, CF. wine women and song - 20: CF, NP, GJ. (a) wing and a prayer - 672: PA, PM. winkles - 41: KW, CF. 293: SH, DN, KW. winning - 120: PJ, CF, AM, KW. 283: SH. winning a competition - 788: PS, TH. winning friends and influencing people - 496: TH, PM, DN. winning ways - 222: KW, JB. winter pyjamas - 374: PJ, CF. winter sports - 758: MB. winter woollies - 21: KW. 373: PJ, DN, CF. wire coat hangers - 303: PJ, SH. wisdom - 465: DN, PJ, CF. 571: TH, SP, KHH. wisecracks - 366: GB. (the) wisest thing I ever heard - 164: CF, KW, PJ, AM. wit - 47: CF, DN, KW, SH. witchcraft - 72: AM, DN. 265: KR, TBT, CF. 303: KW, MW. 432: CF, PM, PJ. witches - 388: DN, CF. wits - 251: SH. 376: DN, SH, TR. witticisms - 338: CF, KW, PJ, TR. (the) wives of Henry the Eighth - TV52: GB, PM, LT. wizardry - 49: DN, CF. wizards - 307: DN, DC, KW. 308: BC, LPu, KW. (a) wolf in sheep's clothing - 627: LS, CF, GN. 808: PM, GN, KE, PA. Wolfgang Amadeus Cristosossom Mozart - 143: KW, DN, PJ. Wolverhampton in November - 804: GN, JMa, SP. wolves - TV15: DW, TS, HL, CF. (the) wombles - 588: PM, TH. women - 152: AMar, PJ, KW. women in authority - 115: KW, CF. women in comedy - 741: RN, SH, TH, PM. women in trousers - 115: CF, NP, PJ. women's beauty parlours - 133: CF, DN, AM. women's football - 120: CF, PJ, AM. women's lib - 97: SH, CF, KW. women's rugger - 413: CF, WR, PJ. (a) wonderful moment - 452: LSi, PM, WR. wonders of the world - 361: DN, SB, KW. woodwind - 263: KW, PJ. woodworm - 263: PJ, KW, CF. woofers and tweeters - 517: PM, GN, CF. word processors - 320: DN. (the) world record I would like to break - JJAM4: JL, JE. words borrowed from the French - 681: GB, PM. words per minute - 685: KHH, JG. work - 387: WR, CF, DN. (the) work of William Shakespeare - 624: GN, SP, PM. working for the opposition - 519: KHH, TH. working from home - 528: LS, PM, CF. 733: JE, PM. working the system - 529: JH, SP, CF, TH. working on an oil rig - 617: MB, CF, PM. working out - TV23: WR, DW, LG. 708: JC, JLo, PM. (the) world cup - 848: DT, PM. (the) World Service - 562: TH, RN. (the) world's greatest invention - 660: MB, CF, PA, GN. (the) world's greatest picture - 331: CF, DN, NP, PJ. (the) world's most beautiful building - 309: CF, DN. worms - 539: LS, PM, JC. 552: LT, PM, CF. 764: GB, PM, JC. (the) worst book I ever read - 760: GN. (the) worst Christmas cracker joke - 444: SF, PJ, CF. (the) worst film I ever saw - 350: TR, CF, KW. (the) worst hotel I ever stayed in - 572: TH, PM, CF. (the) worst night of my life - 538: PM, CF. 721: PM, SP. 785: SP, JC. (the) worst putdown I ever had - 780: KHH, JL, PM. (the) worst smell in the world - TV54: SP, TH, GN, PM. (the) worst thing about the 1980s - 744: LT, SP. (the) worst thing I ever did in my kitchen - 84: SH, CF, KW. (the) worst thing I have ever eaten - J9: JE, AU. 862: SP, GB, AH. (the) worst thing in this studio - 158: DN, CF, SH. (the) worst way to greet someone - 766: SF, FG. (the) worst website I know - 607: CF, GN, LS, RN. (the) wow factor - 647: CF, PM, GN. 849: LT, GN, PM. wreckers - 572: CF, TH, PM, JC. wrestling - 233: SH, KW. 468: PM, DN. wrinkles - 733: JE, GB, PA. writer's block - 484: PM, GN, DN. TV58: SF, JC, PM. 879: JG, MB. writing a book - 727: DM, GB. writing a letter - JJAM6: K?, HM. writing a letter of apology - 794: TH, AC. writing a letter of complaint - 626: CN, LS, TR. writing a thank you letter - JJAM3: FD, JCal. writing an opera - 205: PMo, PJ. writing books - 17: CF, GJ, KW. 344: GB, DN, MJa. (a) writing desk - 847: GN, PM. (the) writing on the wall - 287: PJ, KW. 500: GN. writing thank you letters - 13: DN, CI, CF. (the) wrong end of the stick - 501: SFr, CF, DN. (the) wrong note - 675: CF, TH, PM, DG. (the) wrong number - 510: TH, CF. wrong numbers - 443: PJ, SF, JR. (the) x factor - 877: PM, JL, GB. yawning - 592: KHH, SH, PM. (the) year ahead - 427: PJ, PM. 556: CF, PM. yellow lines - 207: AM, CF, PJ. yesterday - TV47: SPu, MM, LS, WR. yesterday's news - 836: TH, KG, GB. yin and yang - 607: RN, GN, LS, CF. 615: PM, LT. yobboes - 389: BC, WR. yodelling - 20: CF, GJ. yoga - 540: GN, PM. 892: JL, PM. York - 515: CF, PM. Yorkshire - 386: CT, CF. 497: LS, TH. Yorkshire pudding - TV32: WR, LS, PJ. 581: KHH, PM, RN. Yorkshire puddings - 786: TH, JE. you - 363: PJ, CF. you and yours - 658: RN, CF, PM. you can take a horse to water - 782: CBr, PM, MB. your mum - 678: PM, CF, MB, JG. TV56: MB, SP, SM. your recommended daily amount - 852: LBe, MB. your schooldays - 7: AMa. your word against mine - 786: TH, PS. youth - 166: PJ, DN, CF. youth and experience - 950: AC, PM. youth clubs - 645: PM, GB, GN, SP. (the) youth of today - 603: MM, GB, FM, NR. yoyo - 499: SFr, PJ. zeitgeist - 484: GN, PM. Zen Buddhism - 662: GP, PM, CN, CF. zero - 209: PJ, DN, CF. Zeus - 557: SF, CF. (the) Zieman effect - 244: MP, PJ. zomba - 882: ZL, TH. |
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